Posted on 04/15/2016 7:51:30 AM PDT by Impala64ssa
Famed filmmaker and gelatinous force of raging hypocrisy Michael Moore has threatened to eat North Carolina unless it agrees to allow men into women’s restrooms by high noon on Monday.
“The way that North Carolina is imposing its morality upon others is just disgusting,” raged the multi-multi-millionaire who has made many fortunes by crafting and selling movies on the evils of capitalism. “And if North Carolina doesn’t cave completely to my demands to obliterate gender distinctions and let men into women’s restrooms, I’m literally gonna eat the whole sorry state for lunch!”
The threat to eat the entire state was issued after Moore’s initial promise not to show his new film in North Carolina was met with parades and celebratory proclamations throughout Tar Heel country.
“When we heard that Michael Moore was going to withhold his new film from North Carolina theaters as a way of ‘punishing’ us for not allowing men into women’s restrooms, it just made me want to do cartwheels and throw a parade,” said Raleigh resident and homemaking mother of five Jennifer Lansing. “And apparently that sentiment was shared by many, since we are actually going to have parades all across the state on Saturday to celebrate Michael Moore’s promise to keep his new movie away from the people of North Carolina. Keeping men out of women’s restrooms and getting Michael Moore films kept out of the state at the same time is like the ultimate two-for-one deal. God is good!”
Parade plans and rippling waves of joy sweeping the Carolina landscape only enraged the gigantic advocate for sexual chaos all the more, with Moore placing a ticking “countdown to Monday lunch” clock on his website and regularly obsessing over North Carolina’s lack of submission via social media.
“You WILL let men into women’s restrooms, North Carolina,” Moore fumed this morning via Twitter. “You WILL do as I demand!”
“And if you fail to comply, we’ll see how many parades you’re having after I’ve personally eaten and digested every backwards, religious and intolerant hick and hayseed in the land!”
“So choose wisely, North Carolina! I’m a VERY hungry man…who demands to be allowed into women’s restrooms!”
The state is getting better and better each passing day...
Suddenly the place where you pee is about rights. Suddenly it’s more important than the jihadis trying to kill normal people or the economy in the crapper.
It’s amazing what lengths people will go to to make an asshole of themselves.
Michael Moore doesn’t mind it when Muslims murder homosexuals.
He just goes nuts when you tell him that men dressed as women can’t use public dressing rooms with little girls.
Reckon what those 420,000 plus men who died in World War II would say about all of this if they could miraculously return today? Or the 55,000 in Korea? Or the 60,000 in Viet Nam?
Hollywood shows that most of them are PERVERTS
Leni
Yeah, 'cause the GAYstapo never IMPOSES their morality -- or lack of morality --- on the rest of us.
It is as if a "woman's" bathroom and a separate "men's" bathroom were new ideas instead of how we have done things post-outhouse.
If I were a Dad with a little girl who needed to use a bathroom and couldn't hold it; I would escort my daughter -- and no problem, right; 'cause men can now go into the women's restrooms. In fact, I'm thinking if I were a husband whose wife needed to use the facilities, I would be escorting her as well.
“Michael Moore has threatened to eat North Carolina”
And he can do it too, literally.
“It’s amazing what lengths people will go to to make an asshole of themselves.”..........
Moore didn’t have far to go, he was already an asshole.
“Reckon what those 420,000 plus men who died in World War II would say about all of this if they could miraculously return today?”........
Having known some who have already died and some who are yet with us they would have said, “The killing isn’t over, we have more work to do”.
It’s a trick. He’s going to eat North Carolina anyway.
[[“The way that North Carolina is imposing its morality upon others is just disgusting,”]]
What a maroon- practically EVERY OTHER STATE has the same rules-
Move out of America if you don’t like it mikie
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