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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 08/12/2016 6:05:27 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Impressive Chinese Dive
Why is that pool green?
It could be algae. Or maybe ….
- Stealth marketing for new Olympic sponsor, Midori
- Pool always loved the Chicago River’s St. Patrick’s Day shtick
- Secret chemical that turns pee green + Russians panic-dumping samples before surprise WADA inspection
- Many people are saying that Donald Trump’s pool cleaning service is not everything the ads promise
- Synchronized divers’ microbiomes went a little rogue after that one jump, if you know what we mean
- GFP GMOs
- Water actually gold but shows up as green on new-fangled color TVs*
- A tale of eldritch horror from the benthic depths
- “Blood-colored” feels a little too on-the-nose
- U jelly?
- Caipirinha-flavored Soylent
- Brazilian pride. (The racing pool is yellow)
- Everything is fine
Message to Mr. Trump (why I climbed your tower)
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Queen of Memes
The comments at YouTube are even funnier
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All About Blue Balls
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Wait.....this can't be right....
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; olympics; silliness; trumptower
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/12/2016 7:20:05 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Lucky9teen
Happy Friday!
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posted on
08/12/2016 7:32:13 AM PDT
by
luvie
(I love the troops. That is all...)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/12/2016 7:48:01 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: SERKIT
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posted on
08/12/2016 7:52:53 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Liberty Valance
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posted on
08/12/2016 7:53:43 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Liberty Valance
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posted on
08/12/2016 7:55:27 AM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(An' Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool - you bet that Tommy sees! - Kipling)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Colonial35
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posted on
08/12/2016 8:15:22 AM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(Let us now try liberty.)
While her zoo exhibit was being remodeled, a wildebeest had to put up with all the materials being stored around her while the workers were out on strike. One morning, they noticed all the new ceramic walls and flooring of her cage had been installed. The zookeeper noted, “She’s a typical gnu, and a tiler too”
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posted on
08/12/2016 8:25:18 AM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: Rummyfan
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posted on
08/12/2016 8:28:56 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: P.O.E.
Lura and her husband were on summer vacation in the mountains of Russia. One day, Lura decided to do some nude sunbathing on her balcony, but fell asleep and got a bad sunburn on her butt. The next day they were scheduled to go on a horseback tour of the mountains. The couple discussed whether they should go or come up with an fake excuse so they would get their money back from the tour operator. They asked the hotel doctor, who took a look at her sunburn, and said “Tour all Ural, Lura? Too raw, Lura. Lie”
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posted on
08/12/2016 8:30:47 AM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: JRios1968
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posted on
08/12/2016 8:35:39 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: folkquest
I reach for the stars but sometimes fall short!
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posted on
08/12/2016 8:38:33 AM PDT
by
T-Bone Texan
(Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
To: LUV W
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posted on
08/12/2016 8:45:41 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: BenLurkin
lol I hope he won for length of jump!
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posted on
08/12/2016 8:50:35 AM PDT
by
luvie
(I love the troops. That is all...)
A thorobred owner was having trouble with birds making a home in his horse’s mane. The vet told him to sprinkle yeast on the horse to fix the problem. Sure enough, the birds stayed away. Which only goes to show that yeast is yeast and nest is nest, and never the mane shall tweet.
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posted on
08/12/2016 8:52:19 AM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
Mick Jagger walks into the gymnasium at the Playboy mansion, and sees Hefner pinning Dennis Weaver on the wrestling mat. He yells “Hey, Hugh! Get off of McCloud”
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posted on
08/12/2016 8:55:10 AM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
An angel decides to sneak out of Heaven one night - he heard there was a wild party back on Earth at the nightclub owned by famous Mafioso Sam “The Glam” Genovese. The next morning he tries to sneak back in to angel choir practice, but the archangel notices he’s missing his harp. The angel sheepishly replies “I left my harp in Sam Clam’s disco”
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posted on
08/12/2016 9:04:45 AM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/12/2016 9:11:44 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
To: Liberty Valance
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posted on
08/12/2016 9:19:32 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(A woman who has been spoon fed all her life will never agree with a woman who had to work for it.)
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