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Every Joke from ‘Airplane!’ Ranked
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| Aug 12, 2016
| Alex Kavutskiy
Posted on 08/17/2016 9:06:23 PM PDT by sparklite2
Set aside some time for this. There were a LOT of jokes.
(Excerpt) Read more at bullshit.ist ...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: airplane; freepun; grownmannaked; humor; jokes; lol; movies; rankjokes; shirley
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To: sparklite2
To: sparklite2
I picked a bad week to quit reading articles from bullsh*t sources.
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posted on
08/17/2016 9:09:45 PM PDT
by
bramps
(It's the Islam, stupid!)
To: sparklite2
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posted on
08/17/2016 9:10:45 PM PDT
by
reed13k
To: sparklite2
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posted on
08/17/2016 9:15:27 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: bramps
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posted on
08/17/2016 9:15:52 PM PDT
by
Delta 21
(Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
To: sparklite2
“I speak jive” should have ranked much higher. I blame political correctness on the part of the reviewers.
#Blacklinesmatter
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posted on
08/17/2016 9:17:28 PM PDT
by
bigbob
(The Hillary indictment will have to come from us.)
To: sparklite2
I remember when “Airplane” was released telling my husband that it would be a flop because “that actor that never smiles” was in it,meaning Nielson,of course.
He had always been cast as a serious,successful.grim,man-in-charge type.
Boy,was I wrong.
.
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posted on
08/17/2016 9:17:55 PM PDT
by
Mears
To: bramps
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posted on
08/17/2016 9:20:17 PM PDT
by
BunnySlippers
(I Love Bull Markets!!!)
To: Mears
Surely you can’t be serious.
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posted on
08/17/2016 9:22:04 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: Jack Hydrazine
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posted on
08/17/2016 9:22:49 PM PDT
by
Mears
To: bigbob
My mama didn’t raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
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posted on
08/17/2016 9:23:47 PM PDT
by
Springman
(Rest In Peace YaYa123, Bahbah, and Just Lori.)
To: sparklite2
Semi-spoiler: the actress who played the "I speak Jive" lady...
was none other than Barbara BIllingsley -- Beaver Cleaver's mother.
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posted on
08/17/2016 9:24:45 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Mears
When he broke the type-casting of a serious guy he had for so long, the shock of it made his stuff that much funnier.
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posted on
08/17/2016 9:25:22 PM PDT
by
sparklite2
( "The white man is the Jew of Liberal Fascism." -Jonah Goldberg)
To: sparklite2
I think my favorites are, in no particular order...
- Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Do you like gladiator movies?
- The lovers quarrel over the airport loudspeaker.
- I can make a hat, a broach, a pterodactyl!
- The jive translator.
- I picked a bad week to quit....
- The whole Kareem exchange. It really was a brilliant cameo.
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posted on
08/17/2016 9:27:18 PM PDT
by
PittsburghAfterDark
(The American media: We do what the Soviet media did without the guns to our head.)
To: sparklite2
They missed an opportunity. At the end, they should have had Howard Jarvis get on the radio and try to get another cab. Then the dispatcher gets on and says, ‘Sir, what are trying to do?’ Howard says, ‘I’m trying to raise taxis.’
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posted on
08/17/2016 9:28:54 PM PDT
by
Ken H
(Best election ever!)
To: sparklite2
God bless the internet. Without it. We don’t get this.
Long live the internet.
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posted on
08/17/2016 9:30:08 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(That establishment heads from both sides are exploding over Trump is the very best part.)
To: sparklite2
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posted on
08/17/2016 9:30:17 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
To: sparklite2
I loved the movie. I often wonder if Airplane or Blazing Saddles (for example) could be made today.
I miss the days when we could make fun of ourselves.
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posted on
08/17/2016 9:30:31 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Lies are born the moment someone thinks the truth is dangerous.)
To: Delta 21
I’ll never get over Macho Grande.
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posted on
08/17/2016 9:31:11 PM PDT
by
Anitius Severinus Boethius
(www.wilsonharpbooks.com - Sign up for my new release e-mail and get my first novel for free)
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