Get to the Choppa! A new helicopter? Get to the Choppa! A new helicopter? Get to the Choppa! A new helicopter?

Second City Cop ^ | 13 April 2024 | Second City Cop

[DUMBGRUNT]

Devries said the Democratic National Convention is buying the city an new $11 million police chopper that will be used during the party gathering in August.

The new helicopter will be outfitted with all of the latest equipment including

is fueled by clean burning unicorn farts emitting zero greenhouse gases a backup electric generator an extra backup of solar panels a speed restriction device to make pursuits impossible a camera system that filters out all colors to prevent racial profiling - it only sees white (unless the white person is wearing all black clothing and masks and carrying an umbrella - then it filters them out, too) a sooper-seekret-special filter that spots red baseball hats and launches high explosive missiles at anyone wearing one It will take about a year to train up a DEI qualified crew, so don't expect it to be operational this year

[DUMBGRUNT]

Fun...

[ClearCase_guy]

I’m confused — is there a new choppa? And should I get to it?

[airborne]

I thought this was about the Arnold Schwarzenegger “State Farm” commercial.

[Rurudyne]

If it doesn’t come with at least a dozen commies to throw out of it I don’t want one.

[butlerweave]

I saw an Arnold Schwarzenegger ad the other day where he said , “get me out of this chopper” LOL

[Texas Fossil]

the New Choppa?

The new helicopter will be outfitted with all of the latest equipment including

• is fueled by clean burning unicorn farts emitting zero greenhouse gases
• a backup electric generator
• an extra backup of solar panels
  
• a speed restriction device to make pursuits impossible
• a camera system that filters out all colors to prevent racial profiling - it only sees white
• (unless the white person is wearing all black clothing and masks and carrying an umbrella - then it filters them out, too)
  
• a sooper-seekret-special filter that spots red baseball hats and launches high explosive missiles at anyone wearing one

It will take about a year to train up a DEI qualified crew, so don't expect it to be operational this year.

[Texas Fossil]

I’ve been to 2nd City, in downtown Chicago. Long long ago.

[Tom Tetroxide]

I thought it was Vince's new Slap Choppa!

[Texas Fossil]

Careful with that Thing.

[Bernard]

I remember reading a story in 1999 that the Chinese government was requiring that the experts in charge of making sure that Chinese airplanes would not crash on 1/1/2000 would have to be on an airplane in the air when the new year happened.

Groucho Marx should have sued for somebody else stealing the name of his TV show.

[telescope115]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPe84_c7hrA

[moovova]

[dfwgator]

[DUMBGRUNT]

Back in ‘68 that may have been a proper response, but times have changed.

The survivors of the ‘68 DNC convention are now in charge and the ones outside do as they are directed.

The coppers are simply there to take responsibility for any damage and give the jamokes something to throw stuff at.

[Rurudyne]

The teacher probably felt threatened.

[Rurudyne]

It is even more needed now that it isn’t appropriate.

[Rappini]

Sounds like Schwarzenegger said that.