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Get to the Choppa!
A new helicopter?
Get to the Choppa!
A new helicopter?
Get to the Choppa! A new helicopter?
Second City Cop ^
| 13 April 2024
| Second City Cop
Posted on 04/13/2024 6:25:27 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
Devries said the Democratic National Convention is buying the city an new $11 million police chopper that will be used during the party gathering in August.
The new helicopter will be outfitted with all of the latest equipment including
is fueled by clean burning unicorn farts emitting zero greenhouse gases a backup electric generator an extra backup of solar panels a speed restriction device to make pursuits impossible a camera system that filters out all colors to prevent racial profiling - it only sees white (unless the white person is wearing all black clothing and masks and carrying an umbrella - then it filters them out, too) a sooper-seekret-special filter that spots red baseball hats and launches high explosive missiles at anyone wearing one It will take about a year to train up a DEI qualified crew, so don't expect it to be operational this year
(Excerpt) Read more at secondcitycop.blogspot.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: chicago; fun
Fun...
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posted on
04/13/2024 6:25:27 AM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
I’m confused — is there a new choppa? And should I get to it?
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posted on
04/13/2024 6:27:00 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(It's not "Quiet Quitting" -- it's "Going Galt".)
To: DUMBGRUNT
I thought this was about the Arnold Schwarzenegger “State Farm” commercial.
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posted on
04/13/2024 6:31:03 AM PDT
by
airborne
(Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic! )
To: DUMBGRUNT
If it doesn’t come with at least a dozen commies to throw out of it I don’t want one.
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posted on
04/13/2024 6:37:28 AM PDT
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: DUMBGRUNT
I saw an Arnold Schwarzenegger ad the other day where he said , “get me out of this chopper” LOL
To: ClearCase_guy
the New Choppa?
The new helicopter will be outfitted with all of the latest equipment including
- is fueled by clean burning unicorn farts emitting zero greenhouse gases
- a backup electric generator
- an extra backup of solar panels
- a speed restriction device to make pursuits impossible
- a camera system that filters out all colors to prevent racial profiling - it only sees white
- (unless the white person is wearing all black clothing and masks and carrying an umbrella - then it filters them out, too)
- a sooper-seekret-special filter that spots red baseball hats and launches high explosive missiles at anyone wearing one
It will take about a year to train up a DEI qualified crew, so don't expect it to be operational this year.
6
posted on
04/13/2024 6:48:06 AM PDT
by
Texas Fossil
(Texas is not about where you were born, but a Free State of Heart, Mind and Attitude.)
To: ClearCase_guy
I’ve been to 2nd City, in downtown Chicago. Long long ago.
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posted on
04/13/2024 6:49:15 AM PDT
by
Texas Fossil
(Texas is not about where you were born, but a Free State of Heart, Mind and Attitude.)
To: Texas Fossil
I thought it was Vince's new Slap Choppa!
To: Tom Tetroxide
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posted on
04/13/2024 6:58:36 AM PDT
by
Texas Fossil
(Texas is not about where you were born, but a Free State of Heart, Mind and Attitude.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
I remember reading a story in 1999 that the Chinese government was requiring that the experts in charge of making sure that Chinese airplanes would not crash on 1/1/2000 would have to be on an airplane in the air when the new year happened.
Groucho Marx should have sued for somebody else stealing the name of his TV show.
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posted on
04/13/2024 7:12:12 AM PDT
by
Bernard
(“God's cruelest punishment is to let you reap what you sow.”)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
04/13/2024 7:36:27 AM PDT
by
telescope115
(I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
To: airborne
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posted on
04/13/2024 8:02:08 AM PDT
by
moovova
("The NEXT ELECTION is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
To: Rurudyne
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posted on
04/13/2024 8:03:43 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dfwgator
Back in ‘68 that may have been a proper response, but times have changed.
The survivors of the ‘68 DNC convention are now in charge and the ones outside do as they are directed.
The coppers are simply there to take responsibility for any damage and give the jamokes something to throw stuff at.
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posted on
04/13/2024 8:12:30 AM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
To: dfwgator
The teacher probably felt threatened.
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posted on
04/13/2024 9:05:06 AM PDT
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: DUMBGRUNT
It is even more needed now that it isn’t appropriate.
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posted on
04/13/2024 9:08:01 AM PDT
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Sounds like Schwarzenegger said that.
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posted on
04/13/2024 9:58:02 AM PDT
by
Rappini
("No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in it's preservation" MacArthr)
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