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Top 10 Ways To Get The Office Babe
askmen.com ^ | 12/04 | shawn croft

Posted on 03/07/2005 11:49:09 AM PST by pissant

So you're scoping out the hotty that joined the payroll? You're not alone; far from it. Here are some suggestions as to how you can stand out from the clutter and eventually win out.

10. Compliment other women To get a gauge of her interest, throw in a comment about how some other woman is attractive. See how she reacts: does she get jealous or think you are immature? If it bothers her slightly, chances are she wants you to compliment her.

9. Stand out from the masses Distance yourself from the many men who are flocking to the office babe and throwing themselves at her. She will view them all as already conquered, while you will represent the challenge for her.

8. Bump into one another as you leave Try to coordinate it so you finish at the same time. Be subtle though. If you can time it so you both leave the office simultaneously, then you can walk from work, a perfect opportunity to get to know the women better and determine whether or not she even knows you exist.

7. Let her overhear your conversation with your lady friends She need not know more than the basics, but let her see how you make your friends and family laugh and enjoy life. She will want to be on the other end of the conversation, and then some.

6. Have a life outside of work If you have a chance, make sure that she sees you outside of work, especially if you come across as too serious on the job. If you offer intelligence, charm, compassion, a sense of humor, and a desire to have fun and live life to the fullest, she just might want to share that with you.

5. Don't get drunk and flirt with other colleagues Sounds obvious, especially since it takes very little for a woman to write you off. Her even suspecting that there is a chance you picked up the woman who sits across from her will make her cross you off her list, for good.

4. Use your strengths She can see who the best looking guy at the office is. But you're not in a club and the music is not loud, so don't use this as an excuse. Talk to her, make her smile and laugh, even flirt with her (discreetly), as long as you do not show her your aces. Remember, the good looking ones get boring quickly if they don't have a personality to back up their looks. Assuming you have a sense of humor, can chat with a woman and pique her interest, you are in the lead.

3. Show respect for others and pay attention to everyone This is a double-edged sword. Show enough attention to other males and females so that your "target" sees you're not only nice to her because you want her. However, as you can imagine, do not be too nice to other girls.

2. Stand out I don't care what anybody says; nobody will ever notice you, let alone go out with you if you are a mere shadow on the walls. Make sure you get noticed, but don't become obnoxious, because that's one thing girls hate.

1. Give her a sneak preview Without bragging too much, describe your weekend escapades (the stuff that doesn't incriminate you of course). The hottest girls can have fairly boring lives as intimidated guys fear asking them out. Admittedly, the more stuck-up girls refuse everything in sight, so these you may not even want in the first place, well...


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To: RightOnline

Yeah, hot babes love finger puppets and homemade potato guns. Works every time....


41 posted on 03/07/2005 5:09:22 PM PST by pissant
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To: pissant

LOL.....................you're a very, very sick man. :)




I wanna party with YOU.


42 posted on 03/07/2005 7:05:34 PM PST by RightOnline
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To: RightOnline; Liberator
Your "aces"........your personality. Have one. Use it. Show it. Don't be a clown about it or anything (a VERY common mistake, especially among younger men). Also..........be funny, despite my previous admonishment to avoid being a clown. Women love a guy who can make them laugh. See "personality" above.

You make it very clear that personal hygiene is "important," you're "disease-free," and you have a tongue that is capable of being used as a helicopter propeller.

all of this I have in abundance, Masters. what lacketh I? Could be that there is no "babe" on the payroll? Could be that I married on once and it was a disaster.

Should we really be having this discussion on the same day that a bigshot at Boeing gets sacrificed on the altar of "sexual harassment policy?"

43 posted on 03/07/2005 8:43:20 PM PST by the invisib1e hand ("remember, from ashes you came, to ashes you will return.")
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To: pissant
Bad move....

Not to mention what Mrs. Stonecipher might want to extract from Mr. in retribution.

PS pissant, my favorite user name on FR. I laugh every time I see it.

44 posted on 03/07/2005 8:49:32 PM PST by vox_freedom (Fear no evil)
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To: the invisib1e hand
"All of this I have in abundance, Masters. what lacketh I? Could be that there is no 'babe' on the payroll? Could be that I married on once and it was a disaster."

Could be the "no-babe-on-the-payroll" factor ;-)

Forget about the ex-old lady. Learn from your mistake, Grasshopper.

As many ladies were burned by their jerks, as were you. They await their White Knight in Shining Armor.(Or helicopter tongue in cowboy boots ;-)

45 posted on 03/08/2005 6:17:12 AM PST by Liberator
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To: pissant

For once I actually see good advice to men in this article. Simple and basic.


46 posted on 03/08/2005 6:22:16 AM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: RightOnline

Right.


47 posted on 03/08/2005 6:26:43 AM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: pissant

Finger puppets??? Where?!?!?


48 posted on 03/08/2005 6:27:53 AM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: pissant
Being her boss helps.
49 posted on 03/08/2005 6:29:56 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (When you compromise with evil, evil wins. AYN RAND)
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To: Liberator
Forget about the ex-old lady. Learn from your mistake, Grasshopper. As many ladies were burned by their jerks, as were you. They await their White Knight in Shining Armor.(Or helicopter tongue in cowboy boots ;-)

...withdraws, pondering the Mystery, bowing in reverence.

50 posted on 03/08/2005 7:32:24 AM PST by the invisib1e hand ("remember, from ashes you came, to ashes you will return.")
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To: pissant
What a bunch of friggin drivel. By the way, are YOU looking for a new job? We could use some testosterone around here.
51 posted on 03/08/2005 2:18:40 PM PST by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - do the research, contact your legislators, get this puppy passed.)
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To: pissant

Age would play a factor on the approach.
Ops4 God Bless America!


52 posted on 03/09/2005 10:39:27 AM PST by OPS4 (worth repeating)
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To: xm177e2

"Just to be clear here, this doesn't mean deliberately physically bump into her. That creeps women out."

Ah, but if you are very subtle, you can time it so she bumps into you. If she likes you, blood will rush to her face.


53 posted on 03/13/2005 12:31:26 PM PST by taskwazen
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To: taskwazen

In my experience, if blood is rushing ot her face it's probably because it's mine and she's biting through a major artery.
/ joke


54 posted on 03/13/2005 12:32:59 PM PST by Darksheare (I'll take away your reality and swap it with my OWN twisted and HORRIBLE reality! [and charge a fee])
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To: pissant
They forgot that stalking always works wonders....

Yes, but the PC and Feminazis crowd have bastardized it, and bastardized the word 'stalking'.

It use to be "pursuing thy love interest", a once noble exercise.

55 posted on 03/13/2005 2:54:52 PM PST by demlosers (We win. They lose. USA number 1 !)
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To: pissant

Unfortunately, the hot babe in my company is my boss. She also owns the company. I think I'll just keep everything at arm's length. Of course if she faces me head on, it somewhat shortens the distance.


56 posted on 03/13/2005 3:02:00 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum
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To: Darksheare

Remember that you have to time it so she bumps into you. You're innocent!


57 posted on 03/15/2005 6:03:11 AM PST by taskwazen
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To: bayourod

And/or blowing smoke rings out of your ears?


58 posted on 03/15/2005 7:18:25 AM PST by PaRebel (Visualize Whirled Peas!)
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