Top 10 Ways To Get The Office Babe

askmen.com ^ | 12/04 | shawn croft

[pissant]

Yeah, hot babes love finger puppets and homemade potato guns. Works every time....

[RightOnline]

LOL.....................you're a very, very sick man. :)




I wanna party with YOU.

[the invisib1e hand]

Your "aces"........your personality. Have one. Use it. Show it. Don't be a clown about it or anything (a VERY common mistake, especially among younger men). Also..........be funny, despite my previous admonishment to avoid being a clown. Women love a guy who can make them laugh. See "personality" above.

You make it very clear that personal hygiene is "important," you're "disease-free," and you have a tongue that is capable of being used as a helicopter propeller.

all of this I have in abundance, Masters. what lacketh I? Could be that there is no "babe" on the payroll? Could be that I married on once and it was a disaster.

Should we really be having this discussion on the same day that a bigshot at Boeing gets sacrificed on the altar of "sexual harassment policy?"

[vox_freedom]

Bad move....

Not to mention what Mrs. Stonecipher might want to extract from Mr. in retribution.

PS pissant, my favorite user name on FR. I laugh every time I see it.

[Liberator]

"All of this I have in abundance, Masters. what lacketh I? Could be that there is no 'babe' on the payroll? Could be that I married on once and it was a disaster."

Could be the "no-babe-on-the-payroll" factor ;-)

Forget about the ex-old lady. Learn from your mistake, Grasshopper.

As many ladies were burned by their jerks, as were you. They await their White Knight in Shining Armor.(Or helicopter tongue in cowboy boots ;-)

[ValerieUSA]

For once I actually see good advice to men in this article. Simple and basic.

[ValerieUSA]

Right.

[ValerieUSA]

Finger puppets??? Where?!?!?

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Being her boss helps.

[the invisib1e hand]

Forget about the ex-old lady. Learn from your mistake, Grasshopper. As many ladies were burned by their jerks, as were you. They await their White Knight in Shining Armor.(Or helicopter tongue in cowboy boots ;-)

...withdraws, pondering the Mystery, bowing in reverence.

[Finger Monkey]

What a bunch of friggin drivel. By the way, are YOU looking for a new job? We could use some testosterone around here.

[OPS4]

Age would play a factor on the approach.
Ops4 God Bless America!

[taskwazen]

"Just to be clear here, this doesn't mean deliberately physically bump into her. That creeps women out."

Ah, but if you are very subtle, you can time it so she bumps into you. If she likes you, blood will rush to her face.

[Darksheare]

In my experience, if blood is rushing ot her face it's probably because it's mine and she's biting through a major artery.
/ joke

[demlosers]

They forgot that stalking always works wonders....

Yes, but the PC and Feminazis crowd have bastardized it, and bastardized the word 'stalking'.

It use to be "pursuing thy love interest", a once noble exercise.

[Focault's Pendulum]

Unfortunately, the hot babe in my company is my boss. She also owns the company. I think I'll just keep everything at arm's length. Of course if she faces me head on, it somewhat shortens the distance.

[taskwazen]

Remember that you have to time it so she bumps into you. You're innocent!

[PaRebel]

And/or blowing smoke rings out of your ears?