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LSD Tripper Amputates, Flushes Monster-Containing Testicles
The Arcata Eye ^ | 5/12/10

Posted on 05/15/2010 3:16:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The use of the drug LSD, or commonly referred to as “acid,” appears to be increasing especially among young adults in Arcata, according to an Arcata Police Department press release issued yesterday.

On April 18, officers responded to a residence to assist the Arcata Mad River Ambulance with a 31-year-old male subject who had just castrated himself. Medical personnel and officers were unable to locate the subject’s testicles. He later told officers that he flushed them down the toilet as he feared they contained “monsters.”

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TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: darwinaward; dude; holdmuhlsd; idiot; lsd; napl; stuckonstupid
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To: Slings and Arrows; B4Ranch; tubebender; SouthTexas; glock rocks

OK so this is a little off the mark but you reminded me of Pete Jones, and Mary and Ken...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-lY9CQCZ3s

you reckless youth you!

with your cigarettes and beer and such.


121 posted on 05/15/2010 8:41:30 PM PDT by Pete-R-Bilt (Don't drive (comma optional) stupid!)
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To: Pete-R-Bilt

Uh oh.


122 posted on 05/15/2010 8:55:50 PM PDT by SouthTexas (Congress is out of order!)
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To: Pete-R-Bilt

I love the tag line. “IF IT’S A GOOD PICTURE IT’S A MIRACLE”


123 posted on 05/15/2010 9:01:21 PM PDT by tubebender ( I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it...)
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To: fidelis

Bob Barker approves.


124 posted on 05/15/2010 10:32:59 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: RegulatorCountry

I agree, normal people don’t have “bad trips” it is self created.

I got where I could spot the drama queens that were going to “freak out”, before they even took their first trip.


125 posted on 05/16/2010 12:39:22 AM PDT by ansel12 (MITT: "I was an independent during the time of Reagan-Bush. I'm not trying to return to Reagan-Bush")
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To: Slings and Arrows; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...

OMG....I LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THIS HEADLINE....PING!!!!


126 posted on 05/16/2010 6:25:28 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: ohiobuckeye1997
Is it possible to get a darwin award while still alive???

Yes. It is awarded homously.

127 posted on 05/16/2010 6:28:37 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Wow, I remember when all you had to worry about in terrifying LSD stories was the guy who thought he was Superman and jumped off the building. Now I have a whole new story to scare the hell out of my kids with!


128 posted on 05/16/2010 6:39:21 AM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to the chariot wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Slings and Arrows; Owl_Eagle; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie

I didn’t tell him to do that.
Honest.


129 posted on 05/16/2010 6:48:19 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

NEVER go on a trip alone.....wouldn’t touch it these days, too old and paranoid. First event was July 18, 1969. Men walking on the moon, black and white television in the back yard staring up at the moon.

You know it is going to be a good night when the main players involved are named Lightning and Buzzy.

Not once have I got close to hurting myself or anyone else, thank God.


130 posted on 05/16/2010 6:55:06 AM PDT by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
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To: autumnraine

i NEVER SAW ANYONE HAVE A BAD TRIP LIKE THAT BACK IN THE DAY...


131 posted on 05/16/2010 7:19:17 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Darksheare

Wouldn’t blame you if you did.


132 posted on 05/16/2010 7:25:11 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Victimless crime.....


133 posted on 05/16/2010 8:09:09 AM PDT by Gator113 (I do not want Obama just IMPEACHED... I want him IMPRISONED. Are we there yet? 2010-2012)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Oops...


134 posted on 05/16/2010 9:12:48 AM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Darksheare

Just trippin’ away...


135 posted on 05/16/2010 9:13:48 AM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; blackie
My brother took me to a party once, and only once, where some guy did a few hits.
Well.. I busied myself with making his life a bad trip during my time standing there going, “Now.. that doesn't look like fun to me.”

I have these halloween glow in the dark eye inserts.
They sit overtop your eyelids in the hollow of your eye socket.

I sat next to Mr Adventure and said, “Hey buddy, how ya doin’?”
He looked at me and began to quiver.
I then said, “Hold on a minute” I pulled the eye inserts off and yelled as if I had pulled my eyes out.
Mr Adventure screamed, put his hands over his own eyes, and began trying to hide from me.
Eventually my brother was told to take me home as I was harshing the buzz.
*shrugs*

136 posted on 05/16/2010 2:19:01 PM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Darksheare

*snicker*


137 posted on 05/16/2010 7:11:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Let's ask the newest member of the Vienna Boys Choir.

Maybe he can join these boys.

Cheers!

138 posted on 05/16/2010 7:22:38 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

My kittehs approve.


139 posted on 05/16/2010 7:43:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: Popman

Or... maybe what they are taking is not actually LSD-25.

The reactions described are more akin to things I have witnessed (never quite as serious as self-castration, mind you) from users of PCP, STP, etc.

As long as there have been drug dealers there have been drug dealers misrepresenting their “wares”.


140 posted on 05/17/2010 7:56:45 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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