DUmmie FUnnies 12-24-04 ("From the freepers regarding Will Pitt Post...")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 24, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Once again we have a situation of Watching DUmmies Watching Us Watching DUmmies. This time it has to do with them watching us watching their posts on a 12-22 thread about a “revelation” from lead DUmmie Moonbat, William Rivers Pitt, announcing that Kerry would jump into the vote fraud game the following day to challenge the Ohio vote. After much jubilation and wing fluttering from the lesser Moonbats over in DUmmieland, exactly NOTHING happened. Now that the DUmmies have egg all over their face they are whining about the Freepers laughing at them in this THREAD titled, “From the freepers regarding Will Pitt Post...” Since this thread from the Freepers that they are referencing commenced before my own DUFU thread on the same topic last evening, their comments are about the other Freeper thread. The whining of the DUmmies is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking in on his DUmmie Ant Farm, is in the [brackets]:

It is so very hard for me not to get into the threads and start bashing! Fragile,,,, let them try this fragile DUmmy !!!!

[No problem. By featuring you in the DUmmie FUnnies we can easily shatter your fragile ego by laughing at your self-important pretentious foibles.]

I am curious to see what they are saying about K/E potentially jumping into the fray.

[I see that this DUmmie post was made on Thursday morning. Soooo Dummie…..care to tell us all about K/E “jumping into the fray.” The news media was so silent about this “momentous event” that I missed it entirely.]

I Love Seeing Their Eyes Widen when they realise the gigs up.

[Right now my eyes are squeezed shut to keep all the tears of laughter at your momentous non-event from staining my shirt.]

They are saying horrible things about WillPitt. He should wear it as a badge of honor. What a bunch of freaks they are.

[Yes, Will Pitt should wear his Moonbat label as a badge of honor. Pitt’s Moonbat post about a complete NON-EVENT sent DUmmieland into spasms of joy over something that NEVER HAPPENED.]

Not only are they annoying, but they sure know how to type stupid stuff as fast as their narrow minds can go.

[Typing stupid stuff like phony Shakespeare quotes about patriotism that was cited by numerous DUmmies as well as Barbra Streisand?]

apparently the validity of WP's PREVIOUS statements have escaped them.

[Validity of Moonbat Pitt’s pitiful posts like the one he made on Wednesday about an event that was sure to happen on Thursday and by Friday STILL hasn’t happened?]

We need an emoticon with pink liquid for Kool Aid...don't you think?

[A better emoticon would be the Great Pumpkin of unrealized dreams laughing at you. Moonbat Pitt, your Linus, promised that the great Pumpkin would arrive yesterday for sure. How much longer before you realize your Great Pumpkin will never arrive?]

Doesn't surprise me. I would put the "Dummies" at DU up against those ignorant and very very sad people any day of the week. A war of the minds would much be welcome. They never post any facts. They never look into the credibility of anything they decide to negatively rant about.

[Like the credibility of the claim by Moonbat Pitt that the Great Pumpkin Kerry would come to your rescue in Ohio yesterday? Next you will be seeing images of Kerry’s face on Democrat Grilled Cheese Sandwiches.]

The GOP and its faithful minions have been stinking of fear since election day, and no place has had a fouler stench than Freeper Land. I hate to visit the Free Republic message board, because I feel sorry for them. They are like a bunch of little kids trying to convince themselves that they are not afraid of the boogeyman, but you know that they are so wound up, the minute someone goes "boo!" they are going to jump out of their skins. This is no coincidence. The way that the far right motivates it rank and file is through fear, the same way Hitler and Goebels motivated their followers. They attract all the poor little former battered kids who were never loved for themselves and tell them "It is all (blanks) fault you are so miserable". Meanwhile, all us liberal types are having such a good time just being ourselves, it drives them crazy with rage and envy.

[The only thing I fear is the DUmmies ceasing to swallow the Moonbat theories promulgated by Pitt and his cohorts. If that were to happen, I would run low on comedy material for the DUmmie FUnnies.]

William Pitt is a very good source, just waiting to see what happens

[And waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and…..]

What really pisses me off is how you get that "deer in the headlights" look when the rest of us are trying desperately to educate you.

[Yeah, educate us again about the impeccable timing of John Kerry, 10 days after the Electoral College vote, interceding in Ohio. When was that supposed to happen for sure? Oh, yesterday! Gee! I must have missed all the massive news accounts about that.]

Blissfully ignorant, I'd say since they don't realize that there are these pesky little things called ELECTION LAWS - and if the Repukes in Ohio broke those laws, then there ARE consequences!

[Consequences like us laughing at you looking for non-existent vote fraud to the tune of over 100,000 votes. Better pray to that Kerry face on the Democrat Grilled Cheese Sandwich. Maybe the face can conjure up a change in the Ohio outcome. As for the REAL Kerry, mostly likely he is snow boarding in Aspen right now not knowing what the hell Moonbat Pitt was talking about a couple of days ago.]

You don't have to go anywhere to find them -- they're all over DU just now

[And some of “them” might even be DUmmie moderators. Hee! Hee!]

Kerry Won - Get Over It!!

[BWAHAHAHAHAHA! And here is the Suicide Hotline number for you to call on Jan. 20: 1-800-BUSH-WON.]

I think we should write a book: "The DemocraticUnderground.com Guide To The Conservative Mind" with all of the f*cked up shit they spew. Of course, woven together with rapier-sharp wit...and all the profits would go towards the Bush Impeachment Fund...

[If you want a book with TRUE rapier wit, then I would recommend the DUmmie FUnnies with the CD-ROM insert.]

You are living in a bad Twilight Zone episode. Someday you will rue what you say about William Pitt. He is your modern day Patrick Henry.

[As we’ve seen this week, Moonbat Pitt is more like a cross between the Pied Piper leading all you DUmmie lemmings over the cliff of Reality and Linus, the believer in the Great Pumpkin of fictitious Vote Fraud.]

So let's put our foil hats on and ignore them. Shall we?

[Sure. Put on your tinfoil hats.]

won't we be surprised when they're right. It is all a hoax and we are full of crap.

[Your post was made at 8:50 PM last night on the day Kerry was supposed to electrify the vote fraud movement and you still haven’t figured out you were full of crap?]

Freepers very worried about vote-rigging.

[True. We are very very worried you DUmmies will give up on your vote rigging fantasies. It would dry up a HUGE source for laughter…. Thus ends this Dummie thread where the topic of Kerry coming to their rescue in Ohio FOR SURE is delicately avoided since the only thing that happened was a sighting of a Kerry Face on a Democrat Grilled Cheese Sandwich in Dayton.]

[ChicagoRighty]

Thanks for this. And thanks to all for tolerating my edification on this DUFU thread (we could've gone offline). When I hit 1000 posts over there (Or get booted), I weigh in on the topic, again.

Here's to anonymity and tweaking DUmmies.

[Chuck54]

No such luck PJ. Kjane works with a law firm (copyright). If she had been a literary agent you would have been notified post haste.

We love your thread and had a delightful time last night laughing out loud at the DUmmies as we perused the thread on Christmas Eve.

[freedumb2003]

I thought you were already one of the DUFU followers.

Happy Hannuka(?) Merry Christmas!

:)))))))))

[freedumb2003]

Here's one:

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Response to Reply #17
108. Many of them can only think in terms of money. Sigh.



There are things I'd do for free for the rest of my life if I could do them

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I am sure LadyHawke wouldn't want to give up her lucrative trade in the world's oldest profession to do it with whomever/whatever/whenever, but it is good to know she enjoys it enough to give it away for free (I wouldn't take it -- those "free love" Libs are the source of STDs)

[dennisw]

Props to your lovely conservative daughter in the belly of the beast (NYC). All that "city culture" wore thin on me years ago but it's legitimate fun when you are young and the world is your oyster. I would run down to Katz's if I were there.

http://www.roadfood.com/Reviews/Overview.aspx?RefID=243

[freedumb2003]

Good for you!

The conservative youth movement is getting some real legs. I think they are seeing all the old gray ponytails and realizing that you can't replay Kent State forever in hopes of reclaiming heady glory. The world today is much more complicated and the liberal mind is unable to grasp complexity .

It is very cool that your daughter got DUFU #500. DUFU is starting to be more than just a "blog." It is a phenomenon that uses the most devastating of weapons -- humor -- to demonstrate how bankrupt the liberal philosophy is. And the black hearts of Denizens of the Left.

Oh, Merry Christmas. :)))

[The Drowning Witch]

Doesn't surprise me. I would put the "Dummies" at DU up against those ignorant and very very sad people any day of the week. A war of the minds would much be welcome. They never post any facts. They never look into the credibility of anything they decide to negatively rant about.

This by far the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen at this hack site. I've been banned twice from there for doing nothing more than trying to engage in a "war of minds"...I've seen 20Xs the debate here, than what passes for same, there.

This place has 50Xs the bandwidth, and more posters by a factor of ten than those hacks. Sue me. I kinda like my country, and would rather celebrate it, than tear it down. And that's all they seem to do there.

And hey PJ....I'm gonna freepmail you manyana with a few queries about your book project. And my hotmail/yahoo! IM names. I need someone to talk to during the Sunday Shows.

Peas!
Witch

[section9]

You know, PJ, this sh*t is so freaking funny that I freaking insist that you put me on your ping list.

You want to know what's really funny? Read the following steaming pile:

The GOP and its faithful minions have been stinking of fear since election day, and no place has had a fouler stench than Freeper Land. I hate to visit the Free Republic message board, because I feel sorry for them. They are like a bunch of little kids trying to convince themselves that they are not afraid of the boogeyman, but you know that they are so wound up, the minute someone goes "boo!" they are going to jump out of their skins. This is no coincidence. The way that the far right motivates it rank and file is through fear, the same way Hitler and Goebels motivated their followers. They attract all the poor little former battered kids who were never loved for themselves and tell them "It is all (blanks) fault you are so miserable". Meanwhile, all us liberal types are having such a good time just being ourselves, it drives them crazy with rage and envy.

Now then, how the hell is this last paragraph any different from Ricky Williams' decisionmaking process? Or the Dolphins' front office, for that matter...

They are smoking the worst possible weed from a very unclean bong.

No, really. These people actually believe that we are obsessed with losing the election that we not only did not steal, but won convincingly! This is after our candidate kicked Lurch's last ass all over the country, drawing in 62 million plus voters. After Michael Moore, "Bush Is Hitler", the propaganda activities of the MSM and the mobilization of the Left to an unprecedented degree, WE KICKED LURCH'S ASS!

And they can't take that, so they came up with this Diebold bullsh*t. They literally can't admit that their guy, John Kerry, couldn't have beaten Heinrich Himmler, he was so bad. In addition, a mythical theft helps to keep them from confronting the Fifth Columnist element of their party that is actually cheering on our Islamic fascist enemies.

Finally, part of the reason for this is financial. The smart lefties are looking for a way to keep the Left angry. Creating a new "Stolen Election" myth keeps the ignorant agitated. It also helps with fundraising. That's another part of what this is all about.

As to Pitt, he's a pompous ass who played a marginal role in reporting on the left side of the Kerry campaign. He's a big fish in DU, but that's a very small pond. He thought he was a big man because he got to report on the big media party for Kerry at Al Franken's place back in March, but that entire effort turned out to be forlorn. Pitt reported on what happened at the affair as the liberal media figures "interrogated" John Kerry. Somehow I don't believe that the entire party revolved around Pitt.

Be Seeing You,

Chris

[PJ-Comix]

And hey PJ....I'm gonna freepmail you manyana with a few queries about your book project.

WOW! I'll be looking for your Freepmail. Thanx!!!

[hchutch]

ADD ME TO THE LIST.

[Freepdonia]

Not only are they annoying,

DUmmie, is this bothering you? I'm not touching you. Is this bothering you? Is this bothering you?

[chesley]

Merry Christmas

[weegee]

Is his nickname Stu?

[arizonarachel]

(wipes forehead) after much searching through my old ping lists, it seems you added me on 10/11. LOL. I'll be waiting for that book, PJ. :-)