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DUmmie FUnnies 04-23-08 ("My house is like a morgue tonight...")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 04/23/2008 | noel711, DUmmies and Paul Heinzman

Posted on 04/23/2008 7:35:14 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman

Skinner's house is on fire. Those of you with the stomach to go there have likely seen the flaming icons next to the post titles. As this Democrat campaign has developed, the animosity has increased. Obama supporters now outnumber Hillary supporters by a DUmmie estimate of 7:1.

As you might imagine, there's a lot of waaambulance calling. Skinner doesn't need anymore waambulances; what he, and all Demorats need, is a fire truck, as evidenced in this DUmmie THREAD entilted "My house is like a morgue tonight..."

Now on to watch the DUmmies revel in--and rail against--"white guilt" in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Paul Heinzman, is in the [brackets]:

My house is like a morgue tonight...

[Opium parties always end up that way.]

My graduate student daughter came home to watch the returns with us, and she is utterly devastated.

[She's a college student who came home to watch election results with her parents. She has bigger problems this.]

she was part of the ground game for Obama in West Philly, she worked her butt off in the community, they were always on the phone, and that team was tough on the volunteers.

She feels betrayed, not by the campaign, but by white people. By comments she's heard and attitudes....our country still has so far to go in how we live, and how we see ourselves...

[Et tu, Whitie?]

(And we are white! She's very idealistic, and like many young people, see beyond race and ethnicity, but she's getting an education about life, that is painful for all).

[It's not easy being green white.]

But let's be honest: the undertone of this campaign, in the advertising and in comments at the debates were underhanded, sly and divisive. Please don't take this as a critique of the opposition campaign...just an observation. And the media! Let's not go there.

[Let's just say it's whitie's fault and leave it at that.]

I'm trying very hard to remain objective, but my heart hurts for her and for all the young people enthralled with the possibility of politics.

["The possibility of politics?" Stop it, yer killin me!]

I wonder how this will effect all the young people who threw their hearts into this new possibility?

[The effect on their affect will effect a turbulent time in Denver. And now let's watch the Hillary faithful, aided by Operation Chaos operatives defend DUmmie noel711 against a force of Obama supporters against overwhelming odds in this screed against whitie.]

What utter bullshit. "betrayed by white people"

[Just another case of whitie keepin whitie in...his...place?]

So Ed Rendell talks BS?

[Fast Eddie talks the talk and walks the walk.]

Some grad student with an over-developed sense of white guilt supports Obama.

[It takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a university professor to over-develop white guilt with BS.]

Dumb bigots who pee their pants at the sight of Osama Bin Laden support the GOP lite candidate.

[Conservatives line up their crosshairs at the sight of Osama Bin Laden.]

Since I live in lower Manhattan, I can tell you I don't give a flying f**k about that spoiled rich boy Osama bin Ladin.

[One fine day, one of our great aviators or infantrymen will give a flying f**k to Osama, and you'll be one of his virgins.]

"White guilt"? Quite unfair. YOu don't know our family, and you dont' know where we've lived or how we've lived.

[We just emancipated Dilsey last year. Sunday dinner's not been the same since, but we endured. A body does get around.]

what bothers me about stating race BETRAYAL s YOU are making this about race. I voted for Obama in the primary as a second choice to edwards...and not because he was black. I actually can't stand Hillary. Not because I don't like women or white people.

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity.]

DU tells me I am obligated to vote my vagina every day, or I'm a self-loathing woman.

[See your doctor if you experience hanging chads as that might be a sign of a rare but serious medical condition.]

No real breathing human being has ever, will ever, vote against Obama because he is the messiah. Except, of course, for all those racists.

[O-bama, Ho-bama, Hey-bama, Bama-Bama Superstar!]


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To: Paul Heinzman
she worked her butt off. . . .

Tell her to put it back on, because now she's going to be the butt of our jokes.

21 posted on 04/23/2008 8:01:51 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The HillAryans vs. the Obambats.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ping to da Boss.


22 posted on 04/23/2008 8:01:59 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman
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To: Paul Heinzman

I’d hoped he would mention some of it today, but I am sure he gets swamped with email


23 posted on 04/23/2008 8:03:36 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Paul Heinzman
She feels betrayed. . . .

She must be . . . bitter.

24 posted on 04/23/2008 8:03:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The HillAryans vs. the Obambats.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

I’m a conservative from the San Francisco Bay Area. I’ve lost at least 90% of the political campaigns I’ve ever participated in and I work as a volunteer in campaigns regularly.

I have NEVER seen whining like this from anybody who worked in any of those loosing campaigns. You suck it up and move on to the next fight. (But the victories have been sooooo sweet - 1980 Reagan, 1994 Congress, Prop 187, Prop 209).

I really don’t think that there are any conservatives who whine like that.

This is Hill-arious!!! (With apologies to Barak Insane Osama.)


25 posted on 04/23/2008 8:03:49 PM PDT by InABunkerUnderSF ("Gun Control" is not about the guns. "Illegal Immigration" is not about the immigration)
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To: Paul Heinzman
She feels betrayed, not by the campaign, but by white people.

Those lousy white people! How they persecute and oppress you poor African-Americans!

26 posted on 04/23/2008 8:05:36 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The HillAryans vs. the Obambats.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
(And we are white!)

Oh! What a surprise!

27 posted on 04/23/2008 8:06:36 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The HillAryans vs. the Obambats.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
the undertone of this campaign, in the advertising and in comments at the debates were underhanded, sly and divisive.

Democratic Underhanded Undertone.

28 posted on 04/23/2008 8:08:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The HillAryans vs. the Obambats.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
She feels betrayed, not by the campaign, but by white people.

But she herself, by not supporting Mrs. Clinton, has betrayed womyn people!

29 posted on 04/23/2008 8:10:29 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The HillAryans vs. the Obambats.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
my heart hurts for her and for all the young people enthralled with the possibility of politics.

Tell them to wake up and embrace the Chaos.

30 posted on 04/23/2008 8:12:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The HillAryans vs. the Obambats.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

This rates a 10!


31 posted on 04/23/2008 8:13:49 PM PDT by 1035rep
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To: InABunkerUnderSF

That’s a rough front for a conservative, but just like you said, the victories are sweet. I don’t know about Prop 187 or 209, but I remember prop 13 (we heard about it all the way here in Ohio, and I was too young to know what conservative even meant then, but I knew it was a good idea; how’s that for putting a run-on sentence into parentheses? Hmmmm?)


32 posted on 04/23/2008 8:14:05 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman
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To: Paul Heinzman

Wow! Democrats are racists? Who’d a thunk?


33 posted on 04/23/2008 8:14:22 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Fits my new tagline just fine.


34 posted on 04/23/2008 8:14:42 PM PDT by Petronski (When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth, voting for Hillary.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Some grad student with an over-developed sense of white guilt supports Obama.

Someone named "You" gets a Kewpie Doll!

35 posted on 04/23/2008 8:16:25 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The HillAryans vs. the Obambats.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Into the Top 40 like Kasey Kasem with a broken hip!


36 posted on 04/23/2008 8:17:00 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Dumb bigots who pee their pants at the sight of Osama Bin Laden support the GOP lite candidate.

GOPee.

37 posted on 04/23/2008 8:18:28 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The HillAryans vs. the Obambats.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
But she herself, by not supporting Mrs. Clinton, has betrayed womyn people!

And by not writing in AlGore she has betrayed Mother Earth.
38 posted on 04/23/2008 8:21:19 PM PDT by JayNorth
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To: InABunkerUnderSF
I really don’t think that there are any conservatives who whine like that.

In 2004 I spoke at a Keyes rally. It was late October and we knew thre was no way in the world he wasn't going to get crushed, but we went out there and had fun standing together for good government. There was none of the bitterness I've seen from DUmmies who've lost one. They really don't have lives outside of following the latest big government scammer.

39 posted on 04/23/2008 8:27:37 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
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40 posted on 04/23/2008 8:29:27 PM PDT by 1035rep
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