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Proposal to Slaughter Jews Slated for UN Vote in early 2009 [Satire]
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 13 Dec 2008 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/17/2008 9:21:39 AM PST by John Semmens

A call by the Muslim Brotherhood in Jordan to formally start a third intifada by carrying out suicide bombing attacks to “slaughter the Jews” in Israel has sparked widespread interest around the globe.

“This could be the breakthrough we need,” exclaimed Hamas spokesman, Imah Mohran. “With new leadership from the United States, a final resolution of the Jewish problem may be within our grasp. This is the change we believe in”

UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon said the proposal has stimulated sufficient interest to be “worth a closer look” and that the UN would likely debate and possibly vote on the measure in January or February of 2009.

In related news, UN official Mario Antonio of the Philippines contested allegations that the over 1,000 photos and nearly 700 videos seized from his office were pornography. “In many parts of the world people are so poor they cannot afford clothing,” Antonio claimed. “In some cases it is so bad that individuals are forced to eat food out of each others orifices.” The pictures are part of what he called his research for a forthcoming report on global poverty and the degradations it forces on people.

(Excerpt) Read more at azconservative.org ...


TOPICS: History; Humor; Religion; Society
KEYWORDS: islam; jews; mohammedanism; mohammedanism1208; mohammedanism122008; palestine; satire

1 posted on 12/17/2008 9:21:40 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Scrappleface has competition :-)


2 posted on 12/17/2008 9:23:24 AM PST by EagleUSA
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To: John Semmens
Even as satire, this is not humorous.
3 posted on 12/17/2008 9:23:40 AM PST by Michael.SF. ("They're not Americans. They're liberals! "-- Ann Coulter, May 15, 2008)
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To: John Semmens

I hope this is a joke.


4 posted on 12/17/2008 9:25:23 AM PST by FutureRocketMan (Protect America, it's people's liberty, Protect Israel, then protect free nations,thenspread freedom)
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To: John Semmens

nice job! GOT ME!!


5 posted on 12/17/2008 9:31:59 AM PST by peace with honor
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To: FutureRocketMan

Hard to tell, huh?


6 posted on 12/17/2008 9:38:15 AM PST by MeanWestTexan (Beware Obama's Reichstag fire.)
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To: John Semmens
A call by the Muslim Brotherhood in Jordan to formally start a third intifada by carrying out suicide bombing attacks to “slaughter the Jews” in Israel has sparked widespread interest around the globe.

And this will differ from their current modus operandi how???

7 posted on 12/17/2008 10:58:44 AM PST by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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