Posted on 01/19/2009 8:32:25 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
Can you FEEL the birth pangs in the cosmos? Can you SENSE your consciousness being raised? Feel it, sense it, taste it, touch it! It's coming, and it will be here in less than 24 non-business hours!! The DUmmies are beside themselves! "This is the dawning of a NEW ERA!!!" PRAISE GAIA!! PRAISE OBAMASSIAH! PRAISE US!! WE ARE THE CHANGE WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!! Just get a load of this THREAD, "Today feels so much like New Year's Eve to me..."
Hey, it's cosmic and it's comic! This is the dawning of a new era for the DUmmie FUnnies, too! An era of HILARITY, as the sky-high hopes of the DUmmies are sure to come crashing down to earth--and mirth! So before we get to the DUmmie ecstatic utterances, let us first sing this hot-off-the-press promise of comedy to come, from yours truly, the wag tailoring the doggerel. Click the music link and sing along!
HILARIOUS/LET THE MOONBATS IN
Tune: "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In" Original
When the moonbats win the White House
And stupider aligns with Marx
Then we will mock the moonbats
We'll laugh to hear their barks
This is the dawning of an age that's hilarious
Age that's hilarious
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
Parody of Undergrounders
Comedy and laughs abounding
So much fodder for the FUnnies
From the blotter of the DUmmies
When they're let down by Obama
There'll be comic melodrama
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
When the moonbats win the White House
And stupider aligns with Marx
Then we will mock the moonbats
We'll laugh to hear their barks
This is the dawning of an age that's hilarious
Age that's hilarious
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
Let the moonbats, let the moonbats in, the moonbats in
Let the moonbats, let the moonbats in, the moonbats in
Let the moonbats, let the moonbats in, the moonbats in . . .
Oh, let 'em fly, c'mon
Now everybody just bark along
And let the moonbats on in
Open up the DUFUs and let 'em fly on in
And when you want FUnnie, hey, let 'em fly on
You got to open up the DUFUs and let 'em fly on in
And when you feel like you've need a freepin'
And your blogs turn too bleak for you
Just open the DUFUs and let 'em fly on in
You got to DUFU
You got to DUFU
Open up the DUFUs and let 'em fly on in
Let me tell you one thing
I want you to laugh along with the DUmmie FUnnies
Hey, open up the DUFUs
C'mon
And let 'em fly
The Beaver will say
Hey, you got to DUFU
You got to DUFU . . .
Now on to the DUmmies and their orgasmic Obama hyperventilating, in Dawning-of-a-New-Day Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, getting things ready to wash his hair all day tomorrow, is in the [Barackets]:
Today feels so much like New Year's Eve to me...
[It feels like a New AGE!]
Tomorrow is the start of a brand new year for all of us...
[A new EON! Let's redate everything "A.O."!]
We're done wandering in the wilderness...
[I can SEE the Promised Land!]
What a great day!
[The Day Before the Day When Everything Finally Changed--Finally!]
Not saying we don't have big problems to fix.
[And if there are any problems that Obamassiah doesn't fix on the First Day, that will be Bush's Fault.]
everything is possible now. . . .
[Oh yes! Yes! Yes! YES!!!]
Come, take my hand...
[My trembling, quivering hand, aflutter with excitement!]
Into the future for all of us...
[WHISK us away, Obamassiah!]
Tommorow will be a good day. I think some folks finally get it.
[Some of us are getting sick.]
It just hit me, really hit me, today...
[Like a 2 x 4 upside the head.]
Isn't it amazing?
[Isn't it amusing?]
I'll probably be up very late tonight because I won't be able to sleep from excitement.
[Let's have a slumber party and stay up all night!]
It'll be a good time to finish The Audacity of Hope.
[Who wrote that, anyway? Was that another Ayers ghost-write job?]
A truly historical moment...
[A truly hysterical moment. . . .]
Someone just shook my hand in the grocery store!
[Did they use the hand sanitizer afterward?]
I am wearing my Obama sweatshirt.
[And your Obama underoos?]
There was a brilliance in our exchange.
[Exchange we can't believe in!]
A relief.
[A real laugh.]
there is so much optimism among the American people that seems to have been bottled up.
[When Obambi lets you down, DUmmies, you'll be REACHING for a bottle!]
this is the dawning of a new era.
[Universal enlightenment, world peace, daffodils and daisies, laughter and levitation! Ommmmmm. . . . .]
I actually started to cry.
[Tears of joy, flowing freely! Yes, it's a five-tissue day!]
I've been crying in my thread. . . .
[Try a full hankie.]
What a day, what a day of reckoning.
[A Day of Barackoning.]
I love to be alive now. . . .
[From the worst time in the history of humanity . . . to the most glorious dawning of a new and golden day! All thanks to the Young Prince!]
I love all people today.
[Except Bush.]
I was just thinking that I wish I still had my Christmas tree up and all the lights outside. I would have loved to plug everything back in for tonight and tomorrow night and light this republican neighborhood of mine right up.
[You are truly a Light-worker.]
I can't wait to dance the first dance with my husband tomorrow night, along with Barack and Michelle. I'm going to wear black velvet and spikey shoes.
[Calm down, ben.]
My front porch light just burned out! I think it's a sign!!
[How many Obamas does it take to change a light bulb we can believe in? Just . . . The One!]
I still feel a strange surge of hope.
[Is it kind of a tingle up your leg, Chris?]
We're all so FULL OF HOPE that it's overflowing all over the place.
[I would say you're full of something else that's overflowing.]
Here comes the sun. . . .
[Here come the moonbats!]
It's frigging infectious!!
[We always shower after visiting DUmmieland.]
PING!
In.
First top 10!
>Today feels so much like New Year’s Eve to me... <
It’s the CHINESE new year right now. How appropriate. :)
Wait until their idol falls...
Bump
In?
Liberals are definitely nuts! They’ve all lost touch with reality and think that they are all actors in a Woody Allen movie. Those bozos are in for a rude awakening.
#10?
And [FWAP!] Charles, upside the head with a nerf bat!! Control yourself!!
;-)
I'm wondering what percentage of these people are on Ecstasy.
Oh, that was one of the funniest Dummie Funnies I’ve ever read! I love the moonbat song! Thanks for brightening this very dark day!
I noticed this great feeling of optimism in my area. People were talking to each other. Two words buzzed through the air as people were excited and amazed at the same time. “Cardinals...Superbowl.” Oh! Wait! I live in Arizona. We’re more excited about that right now than about Obama.
I’m crying too ;-))))))))))
Tomorrow is the start of a brand new year for all of us...
[Only if we can get someone else to pay for it.]
We’re done wandering in the wilderness...
[Better not give up the pot just yet...]
What a great day!
[Chinese New Year? Oppression for all. :)]
Not saying we don’t have big problems to fix.
[And problems to create too. :D]
everything is possible now. . . .
[I’ll never have to work again. :D]
Come, take my hand...
[I need one of the peasants to wipe off the...just come here...]
Into the future for all of us...
[Slavery and oppression - I can’t wait. :D]
Tommorow will be a good day. I think some folks finally get it.
[The comatose maybe...]
It just hit me, really hit me, today...
[I’ll hit you harder than that if you want.]
Isn’t it amazing?
[Yeah, he’s bankrupting the country with one single inauguration party. I can’t believe it either.]
I’ll probably be up very late tonight because I won’t be able to sleep from excitement.
[I’ll be masterbating to Obama’s picture.]
It’ll be a good time to finish The Audacity of Hope.
[...just need to learn to read first...]
A truly historical moment...
[First truly Marxist president of the US - what a feat. :D]
Someone just shook my hand in the grocery store!
[Son of a bitch looked me in eye too. We need to do something about these underlings.]
I am wearing my Obama sweatshirt.
[I’ve been wearing it since election day. Can’t wait for the river to thaw so I can wash it.]
There was a brilliance in our exchange.
[The operation went successfully - so which department of the government is picking up the bill?]
A relief.
[Just took a dump, did I miss anything?]
there is so much optimism among the American people that seems to have been bottled up.
[Optimism: it’s a new drug. You should really get some. Makes voting left wing easier.]
this is the dawning of a new era.
[Can’t wait to surrender to terrorists.]
I actually started to cry.
[My shrink wouldn’t see me, so I had to settle for beating my head against the wall.]
I’ve been crying in my thread. . . .
[The computer shocked me. I blame Bush.]
What a day, what a day of reckoning.
[Reminds me of Revelation...oh wait, sorry. We’re all Islamic here...]
I love to be alive now. . . .
[I was killed by an abortion 2 years ago though. :(]
I love all people today.
[Except Bush, conservatives, people who like their guns, people who like their money, people who ask too many questions....]
I was just thinking that I wish I still had my Christmas tree up and all the lights outside. I would have loved to plug everything back in for tonight and tomorrow night and light this republican neighborhood of mine right up.
[But since I converted to Islam, I can’t do Xmas trees anymore. I’ll have to settle for blowing up the synagouge at the end of the block.]
I can’t wait to dance the first dance with my husband tomorrow night, along with Barack and Michelle. I’m going to wear black velvet and spikey shoes.
[...wish I could be there with a FIRE HOSE in the 18 degree weather. :D ]
My front porch light just burned out! I think it’s a sign!!
[We need to get rid of carbon RIGHT NOW!]
I still feel a strange surge of hope.
[It’s just nausea. I’m feeling it too.]
We’re all so FULL OF HOPE that it’s overflowing all over the place.
[I might start shooting HOPE GOO everywhere.]
Here comes the sun. . . .
[Better flee back to my grave with the rest of the vampires. :( ]
It’s frigging infectious!!
[The new bird flu strain. I think we should be focusing more on it than the inauguration...]
I’d rather have been what she was having.
Better take a handful of Advil now, DUmmie - THIS hangover's going to last four years.
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