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DUmmie FUnnies 10-06-09 (Smoking Destroys Throat of William Rivers Pitt)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 6, 2009 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/06/2009 6:57:04 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

This is a short but shocking DUFU edition today. William Rivers Pitt apparently opened up his Trust Fund checkbook and purchased his way into giving a speech at an Eleanor Roosevelt Awards Dinner held by Denver area Democrats. I could post his overlong boring speech which was my original intention but I just couldn't get over his voice. You can't hear him by clicking the pic above but if you go to TRUTHOUT, just scroll down to the video and click on it.

If you had ever heard Pitt's voice before his throat started getting eaten away by the cancer sticks, you would be as shocked as I am to hear the Pittster's voice. I remember him on the phone from Bukowksi's in early 2005, assuring me that he remembered every single detail of a long conversation that he wrote, word-for-word. Back then his voice sounded smooth and normal. However, years of sucking down those cigarettes, perhaps as many as 3 packs per day, have resulted in the raspy, unhealthy voice you hear on the video.

My advice to Pitt is to quit blowing his Trust Fund bucks to pay for ego enhancing speaking gigs and use the money to pay for medical attention. You need to quit smoking NOW or end up with a hole in your throat like this SINGING COWBOY.

Don't wait, Pitt. Pick up the phone and make an appointment with a doctor. Best to do it now before the ObamaCare waiting lines go into effect.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cancer; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; pitt; williamriverspitt; willpitt
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I had heard Pitt's voice had gone bad but I didn't realize just how bad until I saw his speech video.
1 posted on 10/06/2009 6:57:06 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

IN!


2 posted on 10/06/2009 6:58:57 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (1)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 10/06/2009 7:00:20 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: PJ-Comix

It’s only fair. Drinking has destroyed his liver and liberalism has destroyed his mind.


4 posted on 10/06/2009 7:02:17 AM PDT by techcor (I hope Obama succeeds... in becoming a one term president.)
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To: PJ-Comix

5


5 posted on 10/06/2009 7:04:04 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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To: PJ-Comix

IN before ten


6 posted on 10/06/2009 7:04:22 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: PJ-Comix

I thought he just wore out his vocal cords with overuse.


7 posted on 10/06/2009 7:05:02 AM PDT by steve-b (Intelligent Design -- "A Wizard Did It")
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich
The booze and the fags have not been kind to the Raspy One, who will turn 38 next month:


8 posted on 10/06/2009 7:05:07 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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To: PJ-Comix

9 posted on 10/06/2009 7:07:35 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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To: PJ-Comix

The Marlboro man sure died from tobacco. I met his brother Marlboro man #2, in New Mexico a few years ago. He smoked like a chimney, I’ll bet he is gone now too.


10 posted on 10/06/2009 7:09:36 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix

Who is this guy?


11 posted on 10/06/2009 7:11:43 AM PDT by frogjerk (Obama Administration: Security thru Absurdity)
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich

He doesn’t post at DU as often as he use to. Doesn’t get the love he did just 24 business hours ago.


12 posted on 10/06/2009 7:11:48 AM PDT by GeronL (California : bankrupt ideas from bankrupt people from a bankrupt state now bankrupting America)
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To: Charles Henrickson

does he not know about socks? or pants? cover those legs.


13 posted on 10/06/2009 7:12:44 AM PDT by GeronL (California : bankrupt ideas from bankrupt people from a bankrupt state now bankrupting America)
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To: GeronL

If you look at that picture again, you’ll see he does have a sock on one of his three legs.


14 posted on 10/06/2009 7:15:59 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Let him take the red or blue pills.


15 posted on 10/06/2009 7:17:31 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO [the LIAR] has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

It looks like some guy has his hand in Pitt’s pants.


16 posted on 10/06/2009 7:17:34 AM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: jennyjenny

Like I say, Wee Willie needs to lay off the fags.


17 posted on 10/06/2009 7:18:58 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I noticed the chick behind him is wearing a Michelle Obama original. She's missing the accessory belt though.


18 posted on 10/06/2009 7:19:56 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Hey Obama. Where is Osama Bin Laden?)
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To: PJ-Comix
You need to quit smoking NOW

Or in 24 business hours.

19 posted on 10/06/2009 7:20:38 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

lol.


20 posted on 10/06/2009 7:21:33 AM PDT by GeronL (California : bankrupt ideas from bankrupt people from a bankrupt state now bankrupting America)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top business 20.

Over/under on Pitt outfitted with a cancer gazoo? I’ll say 8 years...


21 posted on 10/06/2009 7:26:07 AM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: PJ-Comix
I tried watching the video but couldn't take it, about two minutes of his delusions was enough. And Wee Willie couldn't remember when he was last there because he was prolly drunk out of his skull at the time.

But I don't think his raspy voice is from smoking. IMO it's from swilling booze every waking moment and finally falling off the Bar Stool at Bukowksi's at 2:00 am, nearly comatose.

22 posted on 10/06/2009 7:26:54 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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To: dead

ROFLMAO!


23 posted on 10/06/2009 7:26:57 AM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr (Please God Save The United States From Barack Hussein Al-Obama. Amen.)
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To: Condor51

It is definitely a smokers voice. Which means the cigarettes are eating away at his throat. It is astonishing the rapidity of his decline. In early 2005 his voice was normal...and now this.


24 posted on 10/06/2009 7:30:27 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: PJ-Comix
I had heard Pitt's voice had gone bad but I didn't realize just how bad until I saw his speech video.

I read the speech, as with Bo, there's way too much "I, me, my" in it, jsut way too much. And those insulting references to Denver, about how he can't remember the last time he was there, as if Denver was so unremarkable it was not worth remembering.

The Colorado Democrats and the Denver Democrats are waxing fat and prosperous; surely they could've paid for a better quality of speaker.

The Bostonian Drunkard is, aesthetically, flat-out grotesque. Because I can't hear, I just watched (the whole thing), and was intrigued by how his appearance and mannerisms oddly resemble those of Julius Streicher.

25 posted on 10/06/2009 7:33:23 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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To: franksolich
The Colorado Democrats and the Denver Democrats are waxing fat and prosperous; surely they could've paid for a better quality of speaker.

I think the payment was the other way around. Of course, they wouldn't call it a "payment." Proper term they would use would be "contribution." Make a nice contribution and you get to be a speaker and enhance your own ego.

26 posted on 10/06/2009 7:37:12 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: GQuagmire
That would be a cancer kazoo. Small point, but nonetheless.
27 posted on 10/06/2009 8:00:03 AM PDT by jurroppi1 (America, do not commit Barry Care-y!)
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To: PJ-Comix
William Rivers Pitt apparently opened up his Trust Fund checkbook and purchased his way into giving a speech at an Eleanor Roosevelt Awards Dinner held by Denver area Democrats.

I'm confused. Usually, are speakers not paid for their appearances? When did this custom change?

28 posted on 10/06/2009 8:05:27 AM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: jurroppi1

you’re right.


29 posted on 10/06/2009 9:06:42 AM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: GQuagmire
The guys and gals on the local rock radio station used to refer to it as thus all the time when discussing South Park episodes where Ned appeared.

mmmmm it's comingggg righttt for ussss.

30 posted on 10/06/2009 10:14:41 AM PDT by jurroppi1 (America, do not commit Barry Care-y!)
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To: PJ-Comix

2003 is the year he lost his CNN appearance. This was fun -

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/824732/posts


31 posted on 10/06/2009 12:02:33 PM PDT by doug from upland (10+ million views of HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
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To: PJ-Comix
Fun from the past. He really did say he never voted for Kennedy because he was in Kerry's district.
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DFU SONG: Yellow River (William Rivers)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 2-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 02/22/2002 9:06:52 AM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - YELLOW RIVER

There's a guy who's a lunatic…..on the fringe, man, he is really sick
Some medication might do the trick…William Rivers

He's not voted for Kennedy…this is funny, you must agree
He's in John Kerry's district, you see…William Rivers

William Rivers, William Rivers…he's teaching our kids everyday
William Rivers, William Rivers…he is a toon, what can we say

Should he be in a padded room…it should be understood
That's like asking do grizzlies crap out in the woods
Foolish William Rivers

He claims Reagan conceived a plan…the Beirut bombing had been a scam
Through Ollie he sent the bomb to Iran…William Rivers

He does not like our president…he's nuts, that is evident
I laugh out loud when I'm hearing him vent…William Rivers

William Rivers, William Rivers…he's teaching our kids each day
Yes, William Rivers, William Rivers…he is a toon, what can we say

Should he be in a padded room…it should be understood
That's like asking do the grizzlies crap out in the woods
Foolish William Rivers

William Rivers, William Rivers…he's teaching our kids each day
William Rivers, William Rivers…he's a toon, what can we say

7 posted on 06/15/2006 11:09:30 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)

32 posted on 10/06/2009 12:15:20 PM PDT by doug from upland (10+ million views of HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
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Walking down memory lane. Here is commentary in song about his trip to Bush’s ranch. Too bad the photo of his black hat and earring are gone. It looked so (pardon me, PC speech fascists) gay.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1460295/posts


33 posted on 10/06/2009 12:23:29 PM PDT by doug from upland (10+ million views of HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
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The Colorado Democrats and the Denver Democrats are waxing fat and prosperous. . . .

I noticed that the Laryngeal One himself is waxing fat. It looks like the erstwhile Wee Willie has gotten all way-weighed up.

Fat and ponderous, bald-headed and gravelly-voiced, that is the Laryngeal One as he rapidly approaches his 38th birthday. Being a booze-hound and a fag-sucker is not good for one's health and youthful vitality.

I think Mother Pitt, aka DUmmie Raven, needs to do an intervention on the Democratic Dipsomaniac. Take that boy of hers across her knee and give him a good trashing. March him up to that cabin in the woods for a little rehab and detox. Make him sit in the corner in his short pants and write sentences on a slateboard, "I will be a GOOD boy. I will be a GOOD boy." 300x.

34 posted on 10/06/2009 1:15:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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To: franksolich; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; dead; GeronL; bcsco; Cletus.D.Yokel; ...
Take that boy of hers across her knee and give him a good trashing.

That too. But what I meant was "a good thrashing."

35 posted on 10/06/2009 1:17:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Trashing was the better choice...even though a Freudian slip! :D


36 posted on 10/06/2009 1:22:10 PM PDT by LUV W (2010 is Conservatives' to win....or lose. So....LET'S WIN!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

He looks WAY older than 38!


37 posted on 10/06/2009 1:24:51 PM PDT by LUV W (2010 is Conservatives' to win....or lose. So....LET'S WIN!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Last time I saw Billy was on the Common in Boston, at the Band Stand, during a FReep, fall 2003?, has a crew cut, and was a chubby little person. Howard Zinn was there and he called him out of the crowd to speak, I’ll have to look up the After Action Report.


38 posted on 10/06/2009 1:27:09 PM PDT by Little Bill (Carol Che-Porter is a MOONBAT.)
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To: Little Bill

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1299962/posts


39 posted on 10/06/2009 1:34:28 PM PDT by Little Bill (Carol Che-Porter is a MOONBAT.)
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To: LUV W; franksolich; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; dead; GeronL; bcsco; Cletus.D.Yokel; ...
He looks WAY older than 38!

You are correct. Compare and contrast, Weed Willie at 37, almost 38, and yours truly, CH, at 55, almost 56 (both photos taken earlier this year). Pitt looks as old or older than I do!

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .William Rivers Pitt, born November 9, 1971 . . . . . Charles Henrickson, born March 7, 1953

40 posted on 10/06/2009 1:50:29 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Cletus.D.Yokel

He looks older than I do at 66...


41 posted on 10/06/2009 2:03:48 PM PDT by bcsco (Hopey changey down the drainey...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

except for gray on your face, you look much younger


42 posted on 10/06/2009 2:06:53 PM PDT by GeronL (California : bankrupt ideas from bankrupt people from a bankrupt state now bankrupting America)
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To: Charles Henrickson
He looks old and dissipated and you?...well you're just cute! :D

....and WAY younger-looking!

43 posted on 10/06/2009 2:53:23 PM PDT by LUV W (2010 is Conservatives' to win....or lose. So....LET'S WIN!!)
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To: techcor
It’s only fair. Drinking has destroyed his liver and liberalism has destroyed his mind.

Liberalism hasn't destroyed his mind. You must first possess a mind. Liberals don't have that luxury....

I think Pitt sounds a lot like comedian Blake Clark now, which for me is an improvement, but the message delivered by the voice is still inanely STUPID!!!!

44 posted on 10/06/2009 2:59:46 PM PDT by dirtbiker (Obama is America's first Affirmative Action president....)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The cigarettes make the difference. I assume you don’t smoke. Smoking ages people quickly.


45 posted on 10/06/2009 3:12:56 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich; mikrofon; Roscoe Karns; dead; Mr. Silverback; GeronL; LUV W; KJC1; ...
More photos from the Raspy Rasputin's tour de farce in Denver:


46 posted on 10/06/2009 3:14:02 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

He’s got a Zero-like arrogant stance. Copycat!


47 posted on 10/06/2009 3:24:15 PM PDT by LUV W (2010 is Conservatives' to win....or lose. So....LET'S WIN!!)
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich; bcsco; Cletus.D.Yokel; mikrofon; martin_fierro
The cigarettes make the difference. I assume you don’t smoke.

I keep forgetting to. I want to smoke, but I can't seem to get around to it. Pipe and cigar, I mean. No cigarettes for me. But I do smoke an occasional pipe or cigar.

A few years ago I made a New Year's resolution to take up smoking. So for my 50th birthday, my wife and daughter got me a pipe.

Same story with drinking--I don't get around to it enough. I do enjoy a good margarita or single-malt scotch. Had a beer with my lunch today. Sometimes I'll have a glass of wine with dinner. (Still haven't come across any Flor de Caña rum here in St. Louis, PJ.)

I've got a couple of pastors' conferences coming up the next couple of weeks. Often the guys will get together at the end of the day for scotch and cigars.

48 posted on 10/06/2009 3:24:20 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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Pied Piper Pitt is morphing into Padded Porker Pitt. Our boy has been packing on the pounds, from the looks of it.


49 posted on 10/06/2009 3:29:30 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

So much for the theory that smoking keeps you thin! :D


50 posted on 10/06/2009 3:37:10 PM PDT by LUV W (2010 is Conservatives' to win....or lose. So....LET'S WIN!!)
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