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DUmmie FUnnies 11-17-09 (The DUmmies say "No deal!" to PelosiCare)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 17, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/17/2009 3:23:16 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

Well, it looks like we're not the only ones who can't stand the House health "reform" bill. The DUmmies hate PelosiCare too! Of course their reasons may not line up with ours, but still, it shows that NOBODY really likes what the Dems are doing, and that's a good thing.

BTW, before we get into this thread, did you see the other day where Nurse Nancy claims to have read all 1,900 pages of the bill PLUS 1,300 pages of additional reports? "I've read 3,200 pages," she said. RI-I-IGHT! Nancy, I think we'll have to call you "Pelossio" for that whopper! Is your nose growing?

Look, Pelossio, I recently did a careful reading of an 800-page book, and it took me 60-70 hours, or about 12 pages an hour. For other heavy academic reading, like prepping for comprehensive exams, I could do maybe 30 pages an hour. Let's say with your superior intellect, Nan, you can manage 32 pages an hour. For 3,200 pages, that's ONE HUNDRED HOURS OF READING! Nancy, who ya kiddin'?

Now back to the DUmmies. A small sampling of their displeasure with Nurse Nancy's bill is seen is this THREAD, "What is the biggest deal-breaker for you on the House health insurance reform bill?" Keep in mind: These are DEMOCRATS on DEMOCRATIC Underground complaining about a DEMOCRAT-passed bill! And they say it's full of "deal-breakers"!

Nurse Nancy is quickly turning into Nurse Ratched for the residents of the DU cuckoo's nest. Their complaints are noted in Got-it-all Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--whose instant deal-breakers on any type of government-run health care are a) it's a violation of the Tenth Amendment, the federal government assuming a power not delegated to it in the Constitution, and b) it's a form of involuntary servitude, forcing some citizens to pay the bills of others--is in the [brackets]:

Poll question: What is the biggest deal-breaker for you on the House health insurance reform bill?

[Deal or No Deal? No deal!]

Poll result (95 votes)
Mandate to purchase insurance from private, for-profit corporation (54 votes, 57%)
No access to "public option" except for the poor and uninsurable (13 votes, 14%)
No effective controls on rising insurance premiums (6 votes, 6%)
The Stupak amendment (10 votes, 11%)
Concerns about availability of health procedures in general (2 votes, 2%)
No regulation of administrative cost ratios (1 votes, 1%) No ability of states to pursue single-payer plans (2 votes, 2%)
Other (please specify) (7 votes, 7%)

[All of the above (95 votes, 100%)]

Your list only scratches the surface.

[It's Problematic Underground.]

which is why I want to hear from everyone what their own major problems are with the bill.

[Venting session now open! Take a number.]

1,2, and 7.

[25 or 6 to 4. No deal.]

I don't think stupak's will make it past the Senate.

[The Stupak amendment would exclude abortion from the health care coverage. But not being able to kill your baby and have that covered as "health care" is a BIG problem for the DUmmies. No deal.]

Other-all of the above, but top of the list is the mandates. It penalizes the poor who may have too much money to qualify for Medicaid but not enough to buy insurance. It puts them in a "Do I eat, or buy insurance, or risk being penalized and even criminalized if I don't buy the insurance?" position.

[GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL. DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200.]

What about "I love sausage"

[Link?]

The main concern is that once a bill is signed by Obama, most of our current legislators will never touch health insurance reform again. . . .

[Because they'll be booted out of office in 2010!]

And you know all this how? Maybe your crystal ball needs new batteries . . .

[Batteries not included. Another deal-breaker.]

we can't walk and chew gum at the same time. Even after months of public focus on health care we can barely mobilize any resistance to really bad proposals.

[DUAC! DUAC!]

You left out, "all of the above and more." I have not found ANYTHING that is improved by this atrocity.

[It's all bad! No deal.]

It is so far from good that it is not even in the same universe as perfect.

[They love it on Bizarro World!]

I'm with you. I can't vote. There's nothing to like. I can't pick just one thing.

[I'll take that as a "No deal."]

All of the above.

[No deal.]

All of the above

[No deal.]

To be fair, you should add a line for those who support the bill.

[All three of them.]

the poll is set up with the assumption that a single issue is the way we make decisions instead of a gestalt

[We make the decision to say "gestalt" instead of "unified whole," because it makes us sound smarter.]

And you know this how?

[I heard the word "Gestalt" back in Psychology class in college, that's how.]

the sequence of events in Canada which led there to national single payer was that one of the provinces started that, it spread to the others, and finally became national.

[It was kind of like Canadian kudzu.]

All of the above. Not worth the paper the lobbyists supplied to print in on.

[At 1,900 pages, the paper it's printed on might be worth quite a bit, actually. Times 435 representatives . . . that's a small Brazilian rainforest!]

The bill should move forward.

[Off the desk and into the trashcan!]

Stupak is abominable.

[Abortion is stupendous.]

All of the above.

[No deal.]

all of the above, but if I had to narrow, 1, 3, 4 as the worst. but they're all bad, so its kinda hard to differentiate.

[Tied for first.]

These are all awful.

[Tied for worst.]

With a mandate though, it's like having the government send Revenuers around to rub my nose in the horsesh*t that this bill's healthcare would remain- at gunpoint.

[You are not far from the truth, grasshopper. We'll make a conservative out of you yet!]

Mandatory purchase of their crap.

[Another prospect!]

None of those are deal-breakers. The Stupak Amendment comes extremely close though.

[The DUmmies are stuck on Stupak.]

The f*cking mandates.

[benburch has had some of those man-dates. No deal!]


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KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; nursenancy; obamacare; pelosi; pelosicare
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To: X-FID

What do think of the new white Sammie Sosa?

And will Pujols follow suit?!?


21 posted on 11/17/2009 3:53:35 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro

Nancy Pelosi == Nose Pliancy

22 posted on 11/17/2009 3:55:12 PM PST by mikrofon (Happy Anniversary!)
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To: Springman; Charles Henrickson

>>OK, you are a Pastor. Lutheran, witch synod? I never had the guts to ask<<

Is that the leadup to a “Die Heretic!” joke?


23 posted on 11/17/2009 3:56:04 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Nancy Pelosi, America’s Nurse Ratched.


24 posted on 11/17/2009 3:57:01 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Godspeed, T, on your fourth tour of duty in Iraq.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

That is one of the most W T F pictures I have ever seen!

It looks like we know where Michael Jackson’s spirit went when he died...


25 posted on 11/17/2009 3:57:27 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
What do think of the new white Sammie Sosa? And will Pujols follow suit?!?

Al better talk to Sosa's wife first, he can't dance or jump anymore, then there's all those other stereotypes.

26 posted on 11/17/2009 3:59:42 PM PST by X-FID
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To: Charles Henrickson
Your list only scratches the surface.

Don't scratch too hard and get infected without universal health coverage!

27 posted on 11/17/2009 4:04:47 PM PST by mikrofon (Skins game)
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To: Charles Henrickson
the sequence of events in Canada which led there to national single payer was that one of the provinces started that, it spread to the others, and finally became national.

Proper healthcare up-front would've nipped that outbreak in the bud...

28 posted on 11/17/2009 4:09:10 PM PST by mikrofon (Healthcare Gone Viral)
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To: Charles Henrickson
A gestalt of Sammie Sosa pics:


29 posted on 11/17/2009 4:26:19 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns
To quote Larry the Cable Guy

I don't care WHO you are, that - right there - is funny!

30 posted on 11/17/2009 4:33:10 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

You are truly a wise elder of FR.

You signed up 5 days before I did.

I followed a Sore/Loserman sign to get here.


31 posted on 11/17/2009 4:40:56 PM PST by NeoCaveman (kill the bill)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Can’t have enough DUFU...there is such a wealth of material
to slog through!


32 posted on 11/17/2009 4:55:59 PM PST by luvie (Two wins, in Va and NJ=a good start! Can Hoffman be far behind???)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I would say these a-holes wouldn’t be happy unless they had a private suite at their favorite 5 star hospital, with a huge staff of nurses and doctors at their beck and call, all paid for by the taxpayers. This is their idea of the heath care program they are entitled to. But even if they had that, they’d still find something to bitch and moan about.


33 posted on 11/17/2009 5:14:19 PM PST by Newtoidaho (Liberals are nothing more than drooling buffoons. Spread the word.)
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To: Springman

Stop that! Charles is not a witch, he is one of the good guys.


34 posted on 11/17/2009 5:23:25 PM PST by Ditter
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To: Charles Henrickson

Congrats.

I loved that book when I was a little kid and yes that dates me.

Had lunch today with a businessman who just returned from one of his frequent overseas trips. His assessment of the USA in the world market; the USA is no longer the leader and other areas of the world hold more promise. Considering his mover-and-shaker place in the world and his abilities, this was a sobering thing to hear “from the horse’s mouth”, so-to-speak.

Thanks Nurse Nancy and your minions.


35 posted on 11/17/2009 5:52:19 PM PST by Happyinmygarden (Yes, actually, I have pretty much seen and heard it all before...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Mine was yesterday! Nov 16, 2000
Thanks for doing DUFU’s for us all.


36 posted on 11/17/2009 5:59:05 PM PST by ecomcon
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To: Charles Henrickson

Into the top 40 like Kasey Kasem with a walker!


37 posted on 11/17/2009 6:07:44 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (We're right! We're free! And we'll fight! And you'll seeeeeeee!)
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To: Ditter

My bad spilling skills,sorry:(


38 posted on 11/17/2009 7:01:39 PM PST by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123)
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To: Springman

Mr. Ditter can’t spill either, I understand. ;9)


39 posted on 11/17/2009 7:04:18 PM PST by Ditter
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To: Ditter

Yeah, that’s what happens when I don’t ask Mrs. Springman to spell a few words for me.

Spell check only goes so far.


40 posted on 11/17/2009 7:22:14 PM PST by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123)
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