Posted on 02/28/2010 6:56:22 PM PST by TheVitaminPress
Massachusetts- For the last twenty four hours rumors have been pervading the internet and blogoshphere that Joseph P. Kennedy III, Grandson of RFK and namesake of the Kennedy scion, is seriously considering a run for congress. The response to this possibility has been largely positive but there are those out there who are not convinced that the young man from Boston has what it takes to live up to the hollowed and universally respected Kennedy name. “I’m just not convinced that this young man from Boston has what it takes to live up to the hollowed and universally respected Kennedy name,” Sage Pinebrush, political analyst and spokesperson for the environmental action group People Establishing Nature In Society, informed The Vitamin Press. “I mean think about it,” Sagebrush continued, “This guy is 29 years old and has never killed anyone, raped anyone, compromised national security by sleeping with an agent of the KGB, or had one of his children lobotomized to further his political career; are we really sure he’s a Kennedy?”
A spokesperson for the Kennedy clan, however, has assured The Vitamin Press that what the Joseph P. lacks in experience he makes up for in enthusiasm. “Ok sure he may be a little bit green around the gills but this kid has what it takes to make a great Kennedy. It’s a long time till November and he is just getting out there everyday and meeting people, shaking hands, kissing babies and planning just the sort of crime that would get anyone else locked up for the rest of their lives but will -in his case- establish his bonafides and assure him an elected position in the federal government forever. Besides . . . a little history here folks . . . remember that not even JFK came into the political arena knowing how to steal elections or make problem mistresses disappear, those were things Papa Joe had to teach him.”
No kidding!
He looks like he has a little Dick . . . Gephardt in him too.
Can’t these arrogant bastards find something else to destroy? This country has suffered enough.
The Kennedies were so much more than just rum runners . . . they were also murderers, thieves and in general the worst sorts of villains that a person could imagine.
It is infuriating that this know nothing, do nothing can just decide one day that he wants to have power over our liberty and property (and bodies should they pass this health reform nonsense) and then just expect that it be handed to him. But since there really isn’t anything I can do about that I decided just to make fun of him instead.
This guy should kill at least 3 people. THEN he’ll be good enough to carry on the Kennedy name.
P.E.N.I.S?
Hows about we just say that this family did more to hurt the American dream than is imaginable and call it a day?
LOL, true enough!
Hows about we just say that this family did more to hurt the American dream than is imaginable and call it a day?
Well, it might not be great satire . . . but it is absurd!
Haha, yup. I try and slip that acronym in every now and again!
Had I my druthers the Kennedy’s would have called it a day after the original Joe P. got expelled from England.
There is nothing to respect about a family of bastard, drunken, rapist, adulterous, abusive, treasonous, thieves.
The answers to those questions will determine how worthy he is.
My Grampa particularly lived thru the Joe Kennedy bootlegging,
whoreing, lobotomizing, stock market manipulating, era. His
summation of the Kennedy clan: “Not worth a shot of powder ta blow the whole bunch ta Hell!”
I’ll bet Bawney Frank has fantasized about having a little Dick...Gephardt in him.
ROFLMAO!!
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