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To: smokingfrog
Thank you, I will be practicing number 9 all night in preparation of using it on the missus tomorrow.
2 posted on
03/27/2010 9:21:10 PM PDT by
IrishCatholic
(No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
To: smokingfrog
3 posted on
03/27/2010 9:21:36 PM PDT by
FrdmLvr
To: smokingfrog; mikrofon; martin_fierro
A good pun is its own reword.
To: smokingfrog
A mushroom was trying to pick up a date in a bar. He told her, “You should go out with me. I’m a fungi.”
7 posted on
03/27/2010 9:27:55 PM PDT by
firebrand
To: Slings and Arrows; onyx
8 posted on
03/27/2010 9:27:56 PM PDT by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: smokingfrog
Where did the seaweed find a job?
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The kelp wanted ads.
9 posted on
03/27/2010 9:28:18 PM PDT by
TruthHound
("He who does not punish evil commands it to be done." --Leonardo da Vinci)
To: smokingfrog
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.Hahahahahahahaha!!!
13 posted on
03/27/2010 9:33:07 PM PDT by
bgill
(The framers of the US Constitution established an entire federal government in 18 pages.)
To: smokingfrog
To: smokingfrog
My girlfriend was supposed to come up on the Amtrak to meet me this weekend, but she took ill with some kind of feminine problem and had to stay in bed.
It just goes to show...
Yeast is yeast,
And rest is rest,
And never the train shall meet.
16 posted on
03/27/2010 9:35:11 PM PDT by
Erasmus
(The Last of the Bohicans)
To: smokingfrog
Rudolf: “Look, Tasha, it’s raining across the square on the Kremlin.”
Natasha: “No, Rudolf, silly. That’s not rain, it’s snow!”
Rudolf: “Rain, Tasha.”
Natasha: “Snow, Rudolf!”
Rudolf: “Listen; Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear.”
18 posted on
03/27/2010 9:38:08 PM PDT by
Erasmus
(The Last of the Bohicans)
To: smokingfrog
Buddhist monk to hot dog vendor, “One with everything, please.”
20 posted on
03/27/2010 9:39:44 PM PDT by
Mister Muggles
(.Seattle: A city full of Liberal men with vaginas.)
To: smokingfrog
Pretty good! 7, 9, 10. +++
22 posted on
03/27/2010 9:42:16 PM PDT by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(Voters who thought their ship came in with 0bama are on their own Titanic.)
To: smokingfrog
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to a hot dog vendor and says,
Make me one with everything." The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. Wheres my change?" asks the Zen Master.
The vendor responds, Change must come from within."
23 posted on
03/27/2010 9:42:26 PM PDT by
jessduntno
(B. Hussein Obama...I look at him and think, in the words of Biden, "Big F***ing deal.")
To: smokingfrog
This isn’t a pun, but it’s close:
A woman walks into a hardware store for some latches for her gate. As she waits for the clerk to ring up the purchase she spots a deluxe coffee maker on the shelf behind him and asks how much it is. He tells her the price, and she decides it’s too much. The clerk begins to ring up the latches and says “Do you wanna screw for these latches?” and she says “No, but I will for the coffee pot.”
24 posted on
03/27/2010 9:43:56 PM PDT by
FrdmLvr
To: smokingfrog
Thanks, smoking frog. I’ve been so perturbed about BO and the tyranny in our government this past week. I needed a couple of really good laughs.
31 posted on
03/27/2010 9:54:39 PM PDT by
bethtopaz
(www.rapturealert.com)
To: smokingfrog
32 posted on
03/27/2010 9:55:08 PM PDT by
Yaelle
To: smokingfrog
What did the Dem voter say when a year later they saw that country was heading in a very wrong direction?
Boy I did "Nazi" this coming...
35 posted on
03/27/2010 10:06:06 PM PDT by
tophat9000
(It ain't about Black... It ain't about White...It's about a Red...Trying to take our rights!)
To: smokingfrog
Thanks for this. Man I sure needed the laugh!
To: smokingfrog
I played football with a guy named John who was huge. He weighed 300 pounds - and that was in high school.
After he graduated, he met the love of his life. Her name was Edith.
They became quite serious and John told me he wanted to marry Edith but she was not looking to be a young widow due to his heavy weight and refused.
I told him if he really loved her, he'd have to lose weight. "It's simple, John. You can't have your cake and Edith too."
38 posted on
03/27/2010 10:22:03 PM PDT by
llevrok
(Resistance Now.)
To: smokingfrog
Rene Descartes was sitting at a bar. The bartender came over and asked if he would like another drink. He replied, “I think not.” And he vanished.
40 posted on
03/27/2010 10:27:34 PM PDT by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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