Photos of Fat Al Gore's New Palatial Palace

Feed Your ADHD ^ | 5/3/2010 | Snarky Basterd

[bloodmeridian]

Al recently cashed in some carbon credits ... and went on a Mediterranean diet, gobbling up a $9 billion Montecito-area property. Rumor has it he may help offset the economic crisis in Greece, too ... by purchasing all of ancient Athens.

Here's what reducing your carbon footprint could look like, if you were funded by Marxist revolutionaries and bought an ocean-view villa on 1.5 acres with a swimming pool, spa and fountains, six fireplaces, five bedrooms, and nine bathrooms.

Conspicuously absent from the swimming pool are Al's pet polar bears.

[Dick Bachert]

Shhhh.

Juanita is undocumented...

[nagdt]

Man, Al looks like a heart attack waiting to happen.

I think the house is very pretty, and has just enough room for his fatness.

[Mich Patriot]

Note this "inconvenient truth": it's DAYTIME outside, and yet every light in the freakin' place is ablaze!

[Ditter]

OMG! That picture of fat al looks positively demonic! He was a handsome young man what happened?

[Mich Patriot]

“And not a single lo- slo- no- flow toilet in sight.”

With a man that size, the lo- slo- no-flow model won’t “Git ‘R Done”.

[Loud Mime]

Thanks, all you suckers of global warming!

For christt’s sake, when he was giving speeches he was traveling around in a private jet and being taxied by gas-guzzlers.

They had their warnings!!!

[Mich Patriot]

...and to think I expected these rooftops to be plastered with solar panels! I don't see any...

[Palladin]

I found this picture next to the word "GREED" in the dictionary:

[ApplegateRanch]

Nice pics at the link.

Al’s mantra: “Do as I say here, do as I say NOW!”

[Kickass Conservative]

I'll assume that the House cost 9 Million Dollars, not 9 Billion...

Darn that spell check.

[dfwgator]

Is that Algore or Alec Baldwin, it’s getting hard to differentiate between the two nowadays.

[Mich Patriot]

“I found this picture next to the word “GREED” in the dictionary”

Wanna see greed? Try snatching a chicken wing from his plate...

[DrC]

“I think it was a 9 million dollar property, not 9 billion.”

I thought that too, but it wouldn’t surprise me if Al Gore paid 1,000 times the home’s actual worth if the real estate agent convinced him it was the “greenest” house on the planet.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Those ARE NOT curly light bulbs!!!

Danger Will Robinson, Danger!!!

I see regular incandescent light bulbs.

Oh. The. Hugh. Man. A. Tea (and I do NOT mean ChubbsGore).

What is the carbon footprint of that kitchen alone!?! Those are SubZeros behind those wood panels. Why do Tipper and Al NEED so much refridgerator/freezer space? They are emptynesters!!!

And the pool...do they release chloramines into the atmosphere???

[andy58-in-nh]

Shhhh. Juanita is undocumented...

I should have suspected as much. Her SS card lists her name as "Madge Palmolive". And my silverware has been disappearing...

[Palladin]

That photo is from the link attached to this post.

I assume it is Fat Albert.

[steelyourfaith]

Thanx !

 

Beam me to Planet Gore !

[Foolsgold]

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

AL GORE BETRAYED HIS COUNTRY BY BUYING THAT MANSION! HE PLAYED ON OUR FEARS!!!

[Ditter]

Good one! I’ll bet is is next to gluttony and excess as well! If I could do a photoshop I would do “liar liar pants on fire” and have flames all around him. Where is Daffination?