Posted on 05/12/2010 10:48:56 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
Happy Pied Piper Pitt Day! Yes, today is May 12, the fourth anniversary of that fateful Fitzmas fiasco in 2006, when Prosecutor Fitz indicted KKKarl Rove, and Journalist Pitt then breathlessly broke the scoop to the moonbat multitudes hanging on his every word: "It's a sealed indictment--Sealed vs. Sealed--Rove has ALREADY been indicted, and now, just wait, you will see him frogmarched within 24 business hours!" FREUDENSCHADE, BABY! Break open the champagne! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Tick, tock, tick, tock. . . . 24 business hours came and went. . . . 24 business DAYS came and went. . . . 24 LEAP YEARS came and went. . . . and still no frogmarch. Oopsie! Thus Will the Shill's journalistic, political, and punditry career went down in Plames. Wee Willie was reduced to living off Mumsie's trust fund and doing some part-time bar-bouncing.
But there was always DUmmieland. The Pied Piper still had his loyal sycophants at the DUmp, where he could be a star.
Until this past Sunday. The Mother's Day Massacre. The Tombstoning of William Pitt. Yes, Our Boy has been BANISHED from DUmmieland! Here it is, Pied Piper Pitt Day, and Will the Shill is OUT ON THE STREET, HOMELESS! Wee Willie is languishing in Prog Purgatory!
The Magic Man's offense? Will the Bouncer challenged DUmmie bobbolink, aka Bobo the Hobo, herself homeless--oh, the irony!--to a fight. Thus the Bouncer became the Bouncee.
You need to know a little something about Bobo the Hobo. She is a homeless person, living out of her car in Denver, and she's always playing the Victim Card. "How'd you like it if your mother ended up homeless like me?" is a common bobbolink complaint.
Well, in a thread on Sunday--Mother's Day, mind you--Bobo apparently used this line (or something like it) in a post to Willie Boy, mentioning Will's mother somehow. The relevant posts were immediately deleted from DUmmieland, of course. The mention of his dear Mumsie (aka Mother Pitt, aka DUmmie Raven) and the likelihood that the Pie-eyed One may have been well into his cups--this set off the eruption of Mount Eyjawilliejökull! All of a sudden, Will the Drama Queen went into a foul-mouthed tirade: "How ****ing DARE you mention my Mumsie?? Meet me in the ****ing alley, you ****ing ****er, and I'll drop you a like a sack of ****ing potatoes!!!"
Them's fighting words, and fighting words are a no-no in the Land of Peace and Love. Will gets the granite cookie, while Bobo the Hobo lives to post again. Is there no JUSTICE??
My prediction, though, is that a Properly Penitent Pitt will come up with a suitable mea culpa and be restored to full DUmmieland fellowship--maybe within 24 business hours! The Pied Piper doesn't want to lose his audience, Head DUmmie Skinner doesn't want to lose his "star" attraction, and the DUmmies don't want to lose their entertainment value. Neither do we here at DUmmie FUnnies! Come back, Will! Let him back in, Admins! We give you the BIRD, bobbolink, that you would whip-poor-Will and Mother Raven!
So, for the moment, Will the Bouncer sits in prison, silenced, while Harridan Anti-Pitt is clothed in soft raiment and posting in king's houses. Since we cannot hear the voice crying in the Willieness, let us now find out more about this most annoying Bobo the Hobo who got him banned. You get a sample of DUmmie bobbolink here in this THREAD (written a week before the Pitt-bobbolink confrontation), "When do you want people to die?"
The comments of DUmmie bobbolink, aka Bobo the Hobo--and one DUmmie responder--are in Rentless Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, spending this Pied Piper Pitt Day longing for the return of Poor Persecuted Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
When do you want people to die?
[Why did you want Willie to be banned?]
Right here on DU, we have heard from people who have been telling us that there ARE people who want them to die. . . .
[Yes, Bobo the Hobo, play the Victim Card ONCE AGAIN! Everybody wants you to die. Well, come to think of it, now that you've gotten Willie banned, maybe. . . .]
So, what about it, DU? Why are THESE cases of suffering and potential death not a cause du jour for liberals or progressives?
[Will Pitt is our cause DU jour! . . . But now one comment from another DUmmie . . .]
I'll comment more tomorrow, Bobbie. I'm a little emotionally fried at the moment. My dog broke his harness, jumped our fence, and bit a Chihuahua. It's been a messed up 24 hours.
[24 bit-ness hours. . . . Back to bobbolink . . .]
People are suffering and dying. Its time to DO Something.
[PITT is suffering! It's time to DU something! DUAC! DUAC!]
So, what are you going to do about it?
[The confrontational bobbolink challenges everyone to help her. Fat chance now, honey!]
we should all be able to own our own homes, for the safety that provides. Now, ..... HOW?
[Mm, get a job? Just a guess.]
I'm doing all I can while living in my car.
[HA! You've got a CAR?? Will Pitt is out on the STREET!]
How else can I say this... I DO NOT NEED A SHELTER.
[Gimme Shelter--NOT!]
I am a person. I am a good person. I need a home. . . . It. Really. Is. Quite. Simple.
[How. DARE. You. Imitate. Pitt's. Periodic. Punctuation. Style?!?]
I'm sure when your mother becomes one of us, she will thank you.
[There--THERE--is the smoking gun, from BEFORE the Mother's Day Massacre, as to the kind of post I think Bobo the Hobo wrote to Pitt that set off Mount Eyjawilliejökull! That must have been it! Mystery solved. I, Hercule Poirot, have cracked the Case of the Powderkeg Posts!]
Could Bobo be simply not telling the truth about being homeless? I mean posting all hours day and night does raise a Spockian eyebrow.
LOL. I wonder how they pay for the signal if they don't work. Food stamps?
I do too. Yo mamma's @$$ is so big, it is long distance from one cheek to the other.
I know I am not supposed to be making fun of MO, but who cares.
Environmentalists have embraced the design, applauding the recycling inherent to Kalkin’s designs. And advocates for affordable-housing like the design, since according to Kalkin, “the total cost of a house—between $150,000 and $175,000 after the buyer settles upon the various options—works out to be between $73 and $90 per square foot, about half the cost of the conventional $200 per square foot for reasonable quality, new construction in the Northeast.”
http://www.greenhomebuilding.com/articles/containers.htm
Same place many homeless get their computer services. The library.
So I guess it would cost about $70000 in my state of Okla. hmmm, interesting.
These type homes would be great on a lake.
That would require logic and critical thought. No, the leftist mindset is all about being a victim and celebrating victimhood. As a result, they are mentally incapable of questioning someone's claim to victimhood status, for fear of being "uncaring".
FREE WILLIE!
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