Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 11-03-10 (The Mourning After: Pied Piper Pitt assesses the damage)
Posted on 11/03/2010 9:24:33 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
Tsunami Tuesday WIPED OUT Democrats across the land! It was HISTORIC! Gains not seen in MANY DECADES in state legislatures, governorships, in the House, and, yes, even in the Senate! The only two "flips" in Congress, Democrat to Republican, that I'm aware of are two predictable House races (Cao in LA and Castle's seat in DE). No R-to-D flips in the Senate; on the contrary, big gains. Truly, it was a BLOWOUT! But, hey, the Democrats managed to hold on to Sen. Harry Reid (D-SEIU) as their their public face in Cong . . . BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
There is no joy in DUmmieville this morning. Grayson, Feingold, so many of their heroes are GONE! The circular firing squad is assembling. Shoot the Blue Dogs, blame the stupid American public, the Democrats were not liberal enough, blame the big money, blame the corporations, blame the corporate media--you know the drill. PJ and I will be documenting the trauma over the next few days, as we descend to the depths of the Democratic Underground, AKA the Whine Cellar, where there is weeping and gnashing of Tea.
One perspective we want to check in on is that of Pied Piper Pitt, loyal party hack and wannabe pundit. You will recall that on August 15, Prognosticator Pitt came up with this bank-it DEMOCRAT-VICTORY PREDICTION: "We will keep the House. We will keep the Senate. Obama will be re-elected in 2012. Bookmark this thread. You can shove it up my ass if I'm wrong. I'm not wrong."]
So what is Will the Shill's take on all of this? Will he own up to his failed prediction and prepare to take one up the loss column? Let's begin with this THREAD from last night, "God pisses down your neck every day, but only drowns you once."
Pitt and the DUmmies are in Teary-Eyed Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, whose prediction of close to a 70-seat pickup in the House and a 7-seat pickup in the Senate will end up being a lot closer than Pitt's pittiful prediction, is in the [brackets]:
"God pisses down your neck every day, but only drowns you once."
[Thanx, Pissed Piper Pitt, for those words of wisdom! You truly are America's Grief Counselor®!]
But we will recover. We have to. There is no alternative. Stout hearts, friends.
[Inspiring, Will. By the way, pal, speaking of stout parts of one's anatomy, whatever happened to your "You can shove it up my ass" prediction?]
F*** That. . . . I'm sick of this sh*t.
[Will's attempt at inspiration has fallen short, it seems.]
This is Dismal......I now understand how Jim Jones, Applegate, Koresh, Bhagman got their people....
[The Kool-Aid stand is now OPEN! Time to evacuate our vehicles!]
even with the losses (Grayson, Feingold)...This is nothing like 2004. That was a gut-punch/groin kick combo. This is just a facepalm and a headache.
[Pitt will be feeling an ache elsewhere if someone remembers to take him up on his offer.]
Quite frankly, the only thing that really matters is Global Warming.
[Pitt may be feeling a strange warming in his globe. . . . Well, that was last night. But wait, THIS JUST IN! Our Boy Pitt has awoken from his stupor and has posted this morning! Let's see what he has to say in this brand-new THREAD, "So the sun did come up after all."]
So the sun did come up after all.
[And it is causing Global Warming, d*mmit! God pisses down our neck, and now he does this with the sun!]
My perspective: in 2008, 44 House districts sent a Democrat to Congress while simultaneously voting for McCain. Yesterday, we lost those, plus a few more.
[Pitt starts with a pre-emptive CYA for his EPIC FAIL prediction.]
A few months ago, I thought we'd hold both chambers. I was wrong, for the reason stated above, and for a few others (the Democrats' inability to cobble together a coherent message being tall among them).
[A non-apology apology from Mr. Self-Recanted Evening himself!]
I should have known better, and now I do.
[But I wasn't really wrong, you see. . . .]
But the sun came up. So did I. So did you.
[So your prediction will come up, too.]
Back to work.
[Back to the same old back-pedaling Pitt! And speaking of old, Wunderkind Willie will be turning **39** years old this coming Tuesday, November 9! We'll have to throw a birthday bash for him! Happy times, Will! That thrill you feel up your nether regions is not benburch, it's another one of your Fitzmasesque prognostications coming back to visit!]
Tune: "Some Enchanted Evening"
When you see the flip-flops,
You may see where Pitt stops
Across the DUmmieland.
And somehow you know,
You know even then,
That sometime you'll see him
Recant once again.
Going where the wind blows,
Not knowing where to stand.
He'll write to the left--
That's left to go right--
Will's so busy dancing,
He can't sleep at night.
Who can explain Pitt?
Who can tell you why?
Will gives two versions,
Neither one can fly.
Some fantastic FReeping!
Someone may be laughing,
You may hear the laughing
Among the DUFU fans.
And night after night,
When we go to bed,
That sound is our laughter--
Will Pitt's in our thread!
Once we have DUFUed
Will Pitt's swing and miss,
Then he'll discover
He can't recant this!
Loved the Tsunami sign!
Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet! Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mm-yummy! —E. Cartman
Charles, this is a classic—I laughed out loud at your “teary-eyed red” line.
Wunderkind Willie will be turning **39** years old this coming Tuesday, November 9!
Should I show up at Bukowski’s and send him FR wishes, and tell him the birthday present will be delivered in 24 business hours?
Oops! I meant "Republican to Democrat"!
In before ten.
The GOP overran the midwest. Instate races look even worse for the democrats. In Michigan we took the governor’s mansion, SOS, AG, house and senate, plus put some good judges in place. That doesn’t even include the races for the US house. (We had no senate race this time)
How many seats did their messiah make or save?
I don’t understand how someone who is SO WRONG all the time can continue to show it’s face!!!
Talk about denial.
When a dem says “if I am wrong you can shove it up my arse”, it means they are hoping to be wrong...:)
Top 20 and back to read.
I guess the sad state of DU was that their longest thread last night was sobbing over ....get this ....Grayson! One of the most dishonest and nasty pieces of work ever to get in congress.
This is NOT hyperbole. Some of the comments on the thread led me to think they don’t realize his ads against Webster were edited to make Webster say things he never did. You would think if they were that involved they would have figured that out.
There were probably honest hard working dems that lost their seats .... but they mourn Greyson!
"Rethuglicans are stuck in the swamp!"
This is Dismal......I now understand how Jim Jones, Applegate, Koresh, Bhagman got their people....
had me on the floor laughing.
So did my lunch, just now.
Hey DUmmies lurking here! I gloat for your losses.
I laughed so much last night I’m sore. My saving grace came when I could not get back on here last night. The load time was too long. If I had, I may have laughed myself to death.
What a bunch of drama queens. They don’t get it. Not at all. THEY are the freaks not us.
Until they accept that, they will be laughed at.
Oh, and keep on slapping the South Dummies. See what that gets you !
WOO HOO !
FWIW, over a century here in NC since the GOP had control of the house and senate.
It's GOLD, baby - GOLD!
I'm thinking Pitt may get asteroids from having his prediction shoved up his tuchus.
We’ll get to rub it in even worse in two years.
I’m not at all surprised.
It is greyson’s dishonesty, coupled with his aggressive nastiness that make him so appealing to the dhimmis. Never-mind that he was universally reviled and discounted by his colleagues on both sides, and that he never accomplished a single thing except be a PITA, his “in your face” attitude won him tons of fans eager to live through him vicariously.
Now he’ll have plenty of time to abuse small animals...
Thanks for donning the Hazmat suits, guys. If you get stuck, we'll send a slightly used Chilean escape pod.
A rational liberal would’ve wanted such an idiot to lose. He’s an embarrassment to their entire cause.
especially since Jim Jones was a socialist
Is that Jerry Brown with Jim Jones?
Makes me wonder if he came up with "stout" because that's what he was swilling last night...
Florida was also a good state. Senate and governor retained PLUS a pickup of FOUR congressional seats including that of looneytoons Grayson.
We may need a special DUFU for Grayson’s loss.
I heard today that this is now the largest GOP control of state legislatures since the 1920s. Good position to be in when they have to redistrict.
Better yet, had him a gift-wrapped tube of Preparation H.
Like he doesn't have ten cases of that at home.
Jim Jones was a big player in California Democrat politics, practically a kingmaker especially in SF where Peoples Temple always supplied a lot of precinct workers for the party. After the big koolaid suicide scene Dems like Brown, who’d been Jones’ bosom buddies the day before, couldn’t distances themselves from the fallout fast enough.
But being a Dem means never having to say you’re sorry. The idiots just gave Moonbeam his third term as governor.
Maybe someone can create a "Pitty" bank. It would look like a piggy bank with a goatee but instead of poking money in a slot on the back a person could shove it where he's suggesting.
I so, so, so want to post that as my Facebook status for my friends in Maine and Florida but I promised myself I wouldn’t gloat!
You’re a better person than me! :D
Now that Chuck Farley has been roundly defeated and not taking a taxpayer funded move to D.C., do you have any odds on when the beard divorces him?
Maybe will barter for kite surfing lessons.
I basically did that in my DUFU on Tuesday night, DUmmie FUnnies 11-02-10 (LIVE BLOG FROM DUMMIELAND).
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