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Posted on 01/02/2011 4:22:07 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
You can't trust everything you read on Wikipedia. Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro Pelosi (pronounced /pəˈloʊsi/; born March 26, 1940)... Hmmm..... I suppose she Happy New Year!
was young and needed the money.
You can't trust everything you read on Wikipedia.
Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro Pelosi (pronounced /pəˈloʊsi/; born March 26, 1940)...
I suppose she
Happy New Year!
A List of New Years Resolutions for “Progressives”
Jared H. McAndersen
Saturday, 01 January 2011 10:00
I’ll likely be adding to this list :-)
Give more and be more charitable with other peoples money.
Find more legitimate reasons to have an abortion for convenience.
Watch what I eat, since Michelle Obama wont let me eat what I eat.
Quit smoking, the president needs them more than I do.
Support gay marriage by trying it out.
Work harder with others at building bridges over border fences.
Stop using the race card as a crutch
Rewrite the Constitution on Wikipedia.
Fight for a world with less A-bombs and more F-bombs.
Institute Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy on all one night stands.
Reduce toilet paper usage to one square, Joe Biden’s mouth needs them more than I do.
Build up a tolerance to the toxins in energy efficient lightbulbs.
Build up my vegan tolerance for the fake meat tofu.
Attend AA to kick the alcoholism caused by drinking games played during Biden speeches.
Become smarter than a 5th grader (or is it become more smarter?).
Try to see the inner beauty in everyone, or the outer beauty of Helen Thomas. (whatever ends up being easier)
Help make Al Gore even more rich so he can have a better chance at stopping global warming.
Stop letting the kids watch Joe Biden on TV and have them tune in to real cartoons.
Maintain balance with mother nature by reducing my carbon footprint by as much as Al Gore increases his.
Stock up on guns white flags...just in case.
Learn how to shoot the guns read an English to Chinese dictionary....just in case
Learn which direction Mecca is in...just in case.
What a vile creature!
that needs to be a red diaper.
“Madame”? Is/Was she Speaker in the French parliament? No, she was not, and this is the United States. Here the CORRECT title is ‘Madam’. Got it? M-A-D-A-fecking-M
...in English the word madame (with the e) can also be used euphemistically as a slang term for a prostitute. In the English Legal System, a female District Judge is addressed as madam and offence can be caused by using madame in this setting.
Does this help?
...and for your benefit, 'Wikipedia' is not, nor ever will be, a legitimate source to glean facts and knowledge.
Holy crap, you need to lighten up. It’s all in jest. What’s wrong with you?
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