Posted on 01/14/2011 7:29:45 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
"This is the dawning of the Age of . . . Ophiuchus??" There's been a change in the cosmos, and count on DUmmieland to be on top of it! We get the news from outer space here in this THREAD, "What's your sign?"
So let us boldly go where no sane person has gone before (save for LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!!!) and gaze at the DUmmies gazing up at the heavens, in I Am Sirius Red, while the commentary of your Hubble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, whose only sign is the sign of the cross, is in the [brackets]:
What's your sign?
["I'M WITH STUPID." Guess which way the arrow is pointing.]
Did anyone know that the astrological signs have changed?
[Does anybody really care?]
Did anyone know a new sign was added?
[If that's a good thing, thank Obama. If that's a bad thing, blame Bush Palin.]
Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11
Pisces: March 11-April 18
Aries: April 18-May 13
Taurus: May 13-June 21
Gemini: June 21-July 20
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 6
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20
[Ophiuchus??]
the stars have shifted in the night sky so much that horoscope signs are nearly a month off.
[Palin's fault. Her kid was dancing with the stars.]
The shift is caused by precession, the wobble in the Earth's axis. . . .
[Aw jeez, not this shift again!]
The Earth is like a wobbly top.
[And the DUmmies are the Wobblies.]
[And now the DUmmies reply . . .]
Is that an Ophiuchus in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
[As you can see in the graphic, Ophiuchus is some guy holding a snake. It looks like he's taken it out of his pocket.]
It used to be Scorpio. . . .
[Just like poor DUmmie Mr. Scorpio. Now we'll have to call him Mr. Ophiuchus.]
how do I break it to my Mom that she's now an "O'PhooeyCuss??"
[Tell her it's a Zodiac moment.]
What happened to the missing ten days in September?
[If you were born September 7-15, you're SOL--which is not a reference to the Sun, by the way.]
Oh no, I'm not alive.
[Tombstoned Undersky.]
People love to talk about themselves; if all else fails, a discussion of star signs will prompt social intercourse. . . .
[At least.]
'I'm a Virgo. . . .'
[Not for long, once social intercourse has been prompted.]
Heres my sign . . .
[I believe you!]
I am a VIRGO now. damn what to do?
[This is a tipping point, DUmmie nadinbrzezinksi. Go get tipped.]
I was a Virgo now I'm a Leo. gosh will my personality have to undergo a change. . . .
[Don't worry, you'll still be the same obnoxious you.]
I'm a fish still swimming with the tide. . . .
[Carpal Tidal Syndrome.]
Gravity from the moon pulled the earth off it's normal axis, somewhat, and threw the zodiac(constellation) off by a month.
[The moonbats are deeply disturbed.]
I read this years ago, that it would happen as we approach 2012.
[The Democrats' horoscope for November 6, 2012: Aries the Ram will converge with Uranus.]
I was always a Taurus on the cusp with Aries so moving me firmly into Aries wouldn't be that big a deal.
[Bill Clinton would like to move firmly into Virgo, but that WOULD be a big deal now at his age.]
If you considered yourself a Cancer under the tropical zodiac last week, you're still a Cancer. . . .
[Even though Pitt has quit smoking, he's still a Cancer.]
I am so NOT a Taurus.
[I don't know about that. I'd say you're FULL of Bull.]
So, now I'm a Capricorn after I've been an Aquarius for 39 years?
[This is the ending of the age of Aquarius.]
It's after noon somewhere in the world! That's the only sign I need!
[Let the drinking begin!]
I was born under the Stop sign!
[Now you're under this one . . .]
List of key words describing the sign of Ophiuchus . . . serpent holder . . . tax assessor, or levys taxes. . . .
[Yep, sounds like a Democrat!]
Pass with care
[That would NOT be a Democrat!]
Thanks for the ping. :)
It used to be Virgo.
Now it's .. 'Keep Off The Grass'.
................... 
[Yep, sounds like a Democrat!]
Must be a lot of democRATs born under that sign.
File this under "The Jokes Write Themselves"!
My sign? Dollar.
Jupiter's gone into Orion, and come into conjunction with Mars
Saturn is wheeling across infinite space .. to its preordained place in the stars
And I gaze at the planets in wonder
At the trouble and time they spend
All to warn me to "be careful
In dealings involving a friend."
-Donald Swann
Didn’t you write a parody song based on “Age of Aquarius” a while back?
I was a twin.
Now I is a Raging Bull.
Something ain’t right. Was a raging bull in my yout; now more a Ferdinand.
Whoop! Top 30...again.
Yes, I did. It was in the DUFU of January 19, 2009, the Eve of the Inauguration of Obamassiah. I'll post the title and the music links here in this post, and the lyrics in the next post (so I don't have to reformat all the lines).
HILARIOUS/LET THE MOONBATS IN
Tune: "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In" Original MIDI
HILARIOUS/LET THE MOONBATS IN
When the moonbats win the White House
And stupider aligns with Marx
Then we will mock the moonbats
We’ll laugh to hear their barks
This is the dawning of an age that’s hilarious
Age that’s hilarious
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
Parody of Undergrounders
Comedy and laughs abounding
So much fodder for the FUnnies
From the blotter of the DUmmies
When they’re let down by Obama
There’ll be comic melodrama
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
When the moonbats win the White House
And stupider aligns with Marx
Then we will mock the moonbats
We’ll laugh to hear their barks
This is the dawning of an age that’s hilarious
Age that’s hilarious
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
Let the moonbats, let the moonbats in, the moonbats in
Let the moonbats, let the moonbats in, the moonbats in
Let the moonbats, let the moonbats in, the moonbats in . . .
Oh, let ‘em fly, c’mon
Now everybody just bark along
And let the moonbats on in
Open up the DUFUs and let ‘em fly on in
And when you want FUnnie, hey, let ‘em fly on
You got to open up the DUFUs and let ‘em fly on in
And when you feel like you’ve need a freepin’
And your blogs turn too bleak for you
Just open the DUFUs and let ‘em fly on in
You got to DUFU
You got to DUFU
Open up the DUFUs and let ‘em fly on in
Let me tell you one thing
I want you to laugh along with the DUmmie FUnnies
Hey, open up the DUFUs
C’mon
And let ‘em fly
The Beaver will say
Hey, you got to DUFU
You got to DUFU . . .
That's the new Labor Day break -- take off, sit back, relax....
You can take it easy now, and let a fellow Lib carry the water now...
I use to be an Aquarius and now I’m a Capricorn, according to the DUmmies.
My sign is unlisted, but boy did that midi conjure up images of peace signs, tie-dye, batik, drugs, naked babies’ butts, flowers and mud!
It’s actually a good song. Too bad it was pressed into service by the left.
Remember, in a few months it will be the FIFTH anniversary of Pied Piper Pitt Day. No need to work on it now but for some reason I was picturing Pitt singing his version of “Tomorrow Belongs to Me” from “Cabaret.” It would be Pitt fantasizing what would have happened IF Karl Rove had been indicted and the Pittster became a glorious hero and respected pundit.
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