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Has The Fat Lady Sung In Wisconsin?
The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-6-11 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 03/06/2011 5:36:49 PM PST by The Looking Spoon

Protesters in Madison have "aroused a sleeping giant" in the national fight for workers' rights, filmmaker Michael Moore told thousands at the Capitol Square on Saturday, as rallies opposing Gov. Scott Walker's budget proposals wrapped up their third week....

"America is not broke ... Wisconsin is not broke," Moore said. "The only thing that's broke is the moral compass of the rulers."

More at Wisconsin State Journal

A "sleeping giant" was aroused?!? I'm confused, I'll explain why in Pulp Fiction style:

First of all, boobs...check...liberal ideology....check...did I not just say a fat lady is singing?

Second, assuming his skin down there didn't already naturally crawl up into himself and connect with his newly lady parts (as clearly stated as a medical side effect when one registers Democrat) wouldn't a lack of circulation have caused it to fall off a long time ago?

Thirdly, for the sake of argument how could Moore possibly even know he's "aroused"? I'm just sayin'...when I come home from the grocery store and I insist on bringing all the bags in on the first trip my fingers become NUMB....

Isn't that what it would be like to be Michael Moore's penis?

Being a dick doesn't mean you get to pretend you still have one Mikey Michelle.

And what's this crap about America not being broke?



TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fat; michaelmoore; nomoorelies; satire; weightwatchers; whale; wisconsin; wisconsinshowdown

1 posted on 03/06/2011 5:36:51 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Don’t insult the singing Fat Lady. She serves a useful purpose indeed. Don’t besmudge her honor with this comparison.


2 posted on 03/06/2011 5:40:22 PM PST by tflabo
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To: The Looking Spoon

What, Streisand’s there now, too?!


3 posted on 03/06/2011 5:44:18 PM PST by the invisib1e hand (Every knife in my back pushes me forward.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Natalie Maines had a concert in Wisconsin? Who knew?

4 posted on 03/06/2011 5:46:03 PM PST by Snickering Hound
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To: The Looking Spoon

Michael Moore is not broke is what he is really saying. Wonder what he is getting paid to rally the duped?


5 posted on 03/06/2011 5:46:45 PM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: tflabo

That’s very true, I apologize to singing fat ladies everywhere.


7 posted on 03/06/2011 5:50:45 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

(:) No problema man—I was just being dramatic for the effect, eheheheh!


9 posted on 03/06/2011 5:53:29 PM PST by tflabo
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To: The Looking Spoon
Moron is one of the most disgusting, despicable pile of cytoplasm to walk this planet.

Josef Göbbels had a philosophy too....“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.”

As the supreme fat ass, ultra-liberal windbag would say.... "It's so because I say it's so, and I know so, because I make stupid movies, tell ridiculous lies, utterly distort the truth and my name is Michael Moore".

I really am surprised someone hasn't "Lennon'd" this guy by now.
10 posted on 03/06/2011 6:10:04 PM PST by NWFLConservative
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To: Snickering Hound

Speaking of singing fat ladies.

She needs to let go of the Oreos.


11 posted on 03/06/2011 6:17:46 PM PST by Arm_Bears (I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is drinking.)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Much of America is asking themselves TONIGHT..
"WHAT WERE WE THINKING allowing government employees to loot the treasury like that.."

As we speak federal, state and local government employees are STILL LOOTING..
What retired politicians get is obscene..

12 posted on 03/06/2011 6:36:25 PM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole....)
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