Posted on 07/26/2011 6:00:31 PM PDT by mnehring
President Barack Obama clarified his ambiguous position on gay marriage by telling the press after an LGBT fundraiser, “Gay rights was something I experimented with in college.”
Before a crowd of gay and lesbian Democrats ready to stuff their money into a rainbow-colored sack with a dollar sign painted on it, the president gave an inspiring speech on the matter of gay rights.
While affirming his belief in gay rights as civil rights, he made sure to distance himself from outwardly supporting marriage equality. “Supporting gay marriage might have been something I experimented with in college, but it was just a phase. We all go through phases like that, like my goth phase before that,” he told the fundraiser attendees.
Lol...Goth?...He must be in his “Socialist” stage.
Let me guess - he didn’t inhale.
now whowoulda thunk?
Reads like satire to me.
lol, I was just about to say the same thing.
“Let me guess - he didn’t inhale.”
But, did he swallow?
...”like my goth phase...”
Oh, please! He was never that cool. (Not that goths rank very high in coolness...)
Bill Clinton didn’t inhale.
What didn’t almost-gay Obama do?
Muslim Marxist Crybaby phase ongoing.
Palin goes rogue. Obama goes homo.
This guy is such a douchbag. He experimented with gay rights?
Just WTF does that mean?
You would think if he pitched for the other team, he would dress his family better.
OH!! Mary Mary quite contrary...
It means he used to smoke pole but he didn’t inhale.
The same way Bill Clinton experimented with the Mary Jane.
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100920150351AAoMojB
He’s too old to have been young and goth...
OK, I tracked down the original article, it is satire.
http://thewashingtonfancy.com/2011/07/obama-on-gay-rights-%E2%80%9Cit-was-something-i-experimented-with-in-college%E2%80%9D/
Reporting myself to the mods for due punishment.
But, did he swallow?
still does on his annual birthday retreat with his boys.....
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