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DUmmie FUnnies 05-25-12 (They HATE Obama, a smart, good-looking, successful, articulate Black Man!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 25, 2012 | DUmmie Logical (sic), DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 05/25/2012 2:55:09 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

"Yeah, I'm lookin' at YOU!"

If you oppose President Obamas' re-election, you must be a racist! There can be no other explanation!

"Huh?" you say. "I don't oppose him because of his race; I oppose him because of his ideology and his incompetence." Nope! Don't believe it! You hate our President because you can't stand having a Black Man in the White House!

When in doubt, play the Race Card. That is the Democrat fall-back option. Witness this THREAD from DUmmie Logical (sic), "Face it, Most of them HATE Obama being a smart, good looking, successful and articulate Black Man!"

So let us watch the DUmmies try to avoid the real reason why so many people think BO stinks, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, chuckling that over 40% of DEMOCRAT voters in the last several primaries picked an inmate, an unknown, or "Uncommitted" over Obama, is in the [Barackets]:

Face it. . . .

[Race it.]

Most of them HATE Obama being a smart, good looking, successful and articulate Black Man!

[You forgot "clean."]

This is sort of a rant. . . .

[The stupid sort.]

I hate to simplify it too much but. . . .

[. . . I will anyway.]

I cannot see any other reason to despise this man!

[I can think of about 16 trillion reasons.]

He is not a radical left wing democrat.

[You are right. He is a radical left-wing socialist.]

Hell, many of us think he is not left enough!

[That must be his white half.]

Hmmmmmmm, is it because he is a Black man, who is smart, who has been successful?

[Hmmmmmmm, is it because he is a Bolshevik Red man, who is Marxist, who has sucked?]

Is it because he is clever and witty?

[Wow, somehow I missed that. When was he clever and witty? Was it that "cow-pie" remark the other day? That was a real knee-slapper.]

Is it because he can go on Letterman and crack up an audience and looks damn good doing it?

[Look, if that makes someone a good president, I'd vote for Shecky Greene.]

He is funnier, smarter and more successful than 99% of the GOP voters.

[I KNEW it! He's part of the 1%!]

And this pisses them off because he is not their color!!!!

[DUmmie Logical (sic) dabbles as a mind-reader.]

And having a wife who is smart, successful and likable makes them even madder.

[Obama has a likable wife? Where? In Indonesia?]

If I am missing something let me know!

[Your marbles. . . . Now on to your colleagues, DUmmie Logical (sic) . . .]

I think you nailed it.

[I think you screwed it. Up.]

The angry, ignorant white male is scared, no doubt about it.

[That's the only possible explanation.]

Four more years of a black family living in the white house if you please!!!!

[Congressman West and his family appreciate your support, but he's not running this year.]

He has style.

[And rhythm. Don't forget rhythm.]

He is also young.

[Um, he's in his 50s. Unless he's come up with another birth certificate now.]

Go My President, Go! Go!

[Yes, Go! Go far away!]

yeah- and he is cool. He is really a smooth guy. And he has a voice. He can sing.

[President as lounge act.]

Obama is the single best role model for young men of all races.

[America's Next Top Role Model, an incompetent community organizer, in above his pay grade.]

I want my children to look like Obama.

[I want MY children to not have to pay Obama's debt.]

Republican racism is best left just under the surface..like a stealthy submarine, cruising unnoticed by the masses.

[The Hunt for Red November.]

AND THEN THE BLACK GUY WON! After the initial shock, and the obligatory pats on their own backs for "electing the first black man to be president" (even though 99% of them did not vote for him). . . .

[I KNEW it! Obama is a tool of the 1%!]

The black man wants us all to have health care.

[At somebody else's expense. And God help you if you are the somebody else.]

His wife wears SHORTS.

[Now that IS scary!]

Obama slipped through the cracks of oppression. . . .

[Yeah, how did the Black Man get elected anyhow? I though Amerikka was so racist. . . .]

He never makes his race an issue.

[And neither do Republicans. It's just you DUmmies who do.]

They despised Bill Clinton to the point of impeaching him. And they *still* despise and ridicule Jimmy Carter. Do you think the Republicans would have gone easier on a white Dem who had implemented the same policies as Obama?

[Ding ding ding! DUmmie Nye Bevan, you win today's Kewpie Doll, for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity®! Congratulations!]

most of them just hate the fact that a Democrat is in the White House.

[Sorry, DUmmie Arkansas Granny, only one Kewpie Doll per thread. Play again next time!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; obama
The thing is, I don't even "hate" Obama. I just want him out of office.


1 posted on 05/25/2012 2:55:21 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


2 posted on 05/25/2012 2:59:01 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Apparent racist)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’ve been posting some of the People’s Cube great imagery on Facebook for the last couple of weeks, and my left-leaning aquaintances are going BONKERS over it.

I think they realize how damaging some of this stuff, really is. And liberlas HATE to be mocked, especially by imagery, which they feel is THEIR right to do, alone.


3 posted on 05/25/2012 3:02:12 PM PDT by tcrlaf (Election 2012: THE RAPTURE OF THE DEMOCRATS)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I cannot see any other reason to despise this man!

Chalk one up for a law banning stupid people from the polls!

4 posted on 05/25/2012 3:02:53 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"most of them just hate the fact that a Democrat is in the White House."

That works for me.

5 posted on 05/25/2012 3:04:09 PM PDT by Johnny_cash
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To: Charles Henrickson

Just because both Harry Reid and Joe Biden both averred that Barack Hussein Obama was a “clean, articulate black man (who doesn’t speak with a Negro accent)”, makes him neither smart, nor of particularly gracious nature.

However, he is a most excellent Teleprompter reader, an accomplishment that has served him well. Of course, in the absence of the aid of that device, he becomes something of a fumblemouth, unable to keep on message or deliver two coherent sentences consecutively. Then he must rely on “thoughtful pauses”.


6 posted on 05/25/2012 3:04:19 PM PDT by alloysteel (Fear and intimidation work. At least on the short term.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Daymn! aint he da shizzle!


7 posted on 05/25/2012 3:08:25 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: tcrlaf

What sort of stuff do you post?


8 posted on 05/25/2012 3:11:32 PM PDT by wastedyears ("God? I didn't know he was signed onto the system.")
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To: Charles Henrickson
[Look, if that makes someone a good president, I'd vote for Shecky Greene.]

Buddy Hackett for president!

9 posted on 05/25/2012 3:12:08 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Is the teleprompter black or white?


10 posted on 05/25/2012 3:12:17 PM PDT by lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The preezy of the united steezy sucks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAFQIciWsF4


11 posted on 05/25/2012 3:17:08 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Charles Henrickson

He’s only ‘black’ because that is the ‘protected’ class. He’s just mixed race, just like the majority of the United States (and our first black president, Bill Clinton.) But Dummies can’t stand such reasoned distinction. They got a race card, and by golly, they’re going to play it, over and over and over again.


12 posted on 05/25/2012 3:18:40 PM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Is it because he can go on Letterman and crack up an audience and looks damn good doing it?

Damn, did I miss seeing that smarmy little metrosexual, again!??!

How can it be I have gone so long without ever seeing him on TV for more than 2-3 seconds, and NEVER hearing him say a complete sentence. let alone a speech. Must be some nefarious programming in my TV by the VRWC.

And, I wish the leftist loons would stop calling him "our" president. I did not vote for him, all his policies I do not want or support. He is yours, and yours alone. Deal with it. That is how you viewed Dubya, right?

13 posted on 05/25/2012 3:21:54 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Charles Henrickson

he’s only half a crackr


14 posted on 05/25/2012 3:23:57 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Charles Henrickson

>>The thing is, I don’t even “hate” Obama. I just want him out of office.<<

The left can’t distinguish between “disdain” and “hate.”


15 posted on 05/25/2012 3:24:53 PM PDT by freedumb2003 ('RETRO' Abortions = performed on 84th trimester individuals who think killing babies is a "right.")
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To: Charles Henrickson

Believe or not we’re partially responsible for Obummer. When we started seriously considering black candidates for President the left knew they had to do something and quick. Just smearing them wasn’t good enough. JC Watts left before they could run him over and the campaign ball started rolling but Condoleezza Rice got both barrels of Moonbat hatred. Leftists knew that we were eventually going to have a great black candidate so they grabbed whatever they could with Obummer. Didn’t matter one bit that he wasn’t a good choice, the only thing that was important was their guy got in and they were first. That he could be a good President and could run the country was never a minor priority to them and still isn’t.


16 posted on 05/25/2012 3:26:20 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Sorry, CH. I hate the POS.


17 posted on 05/25/2012 3:55:28 PM PDT by 98ZJ USMC
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To: tcrlaf

I’ve been posting some of the People’s Cube great imagery on Facebook for the last couple of weeks, and my left-leaning aquaintances are going BONKERS over it.

I think they realize how damaging some of this stuff, really is. And liberlas HATE to be mocked, especially by imagery, which they feel is THEIR right to do, alone.

.........

Me, too.

Tee-Hee!

It’s a blast.


18 posted on 05/25/2012 3:57:13 PM PDT by 98ZJ USMC
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To: Charles Henrickson

Democrats can climb NO advancement of the lives of Black Americans, none zero nada that wasn’t forced on them at gun point of accomplished with Republican help.
Freed the slaves
Established the Department of Justice specifically to stop the Democrats’ Klan form warring on Black people.
Every major 19th and early 20th century Black Civil Rights leader including Martin Luther King was a Republican.
Jackie Robinson was and so was Branch Rickey the man who hired him.
The Civil Rights laws which were redundant because all of what was is in them was already on the books only passed with GOP help. crooksthugsandbigots.com


20 posted on 05/25/2012 4:00:27 PM PDT by jmaroneps37 (Conservatism is truth. Liberalism is lies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I want my children to look like Obama.

If "i had a son, he'd look NOTHING like Barack..."

21 posted on 05/25/2012 4:05:34 PM PDT by mikrofon (Look, act, think...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Photobucket A lot of BS... I hate him because he's a commie dumb-as$..
22 posted on 05/25/2012 4:08:56 PM PDT by baddog 219
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To: Charles Henrickson
His wife wears THE PANTS

There, fixed it.

23 posted on 05/25/2012 4:09:54 PM PDT by mikrofon (It's her M.O.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
They despised Bill Clinton to the point of impeaching him. And they *still* despise and ridicule Jimmy Carter. Do you think the Republicans would have gone easier on a white Dem who had implemented the same policies as Obama?

Hey! I was going to say that, you bass turd!

24 posted on 05/25/2012 4:11:27 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson
Most of them HATE Obama being a smart, good looking, successful and articulate Black Man!

I hate him because he fails as a President. It's not the color of his skin, I hated Carter, too!

25 posted on 05/25/2012 4:17:18 PM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

26 posted on 05/25/2012 4:17:51 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson
I DO hate him and the critical thinking impaired morons who voted for him.

Speaking of morons, I believe the line leading your post was echoed in public a number of times by THIS moron:

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27 posted on 05/25/2012 4:23:06 PM PDT by Dick Bachert
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To: VeniVidiVici
You'll need some of these. Order now as supplies limited.
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And before I’m accused of simply flogging the problem, the solution is to RE-ELECT ONLY those who pass Constitutional muster. Before you say “My guy’s doing a SWELL job,” check him out at http://www.gradegov.com/

If you don’t like what you find, check out www.goooh.com

WE STILL HAVE MORE TRASH TO TAKE OUT IN 2012! MARK YOUR CALENDAR NOW!!


28 posted on 05/25/2012 4:26:43 PM PDT by Dick Bachert
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To: Mears

bfl


29 posted on 05/25/2012 6:05:08 PM PDT by Mears (Alcohol. Tobacco. Firearms. What's not to like?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

As always, your commentary cracks me up.

I read this twice and there are so many great reasons we hate O and they love him....like his wife wears shorts.

Okey dokey then.


30 posted on 05/25/2012 6:05:15 PM PDT by berdie
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To: tcrlaf

“Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.” Saul Alinsky


31 posted on 05/25/2012 6:20:57 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Obama is the single best role model for young men of all races

Obama and his Pot-Smoking 'CHOOM' Gang

32 posted on 05/25/2012 6:32:06 PM PDT by denydenydeny (Admiration of absolute government is proportionate to the contempt one has for others.-Tocqueville)
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To: denydenydeny; Charles Henrickson

Someone should write a Sam Cooke song parody- Working on a Choom Gang. But who? Who could write such a song parody? Hmm?


33 posted on 05/25/2012 6:46:01 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson
Most of them HATE Obama being a smart, good looking, successful and articulate Black Man!

Sorry DUmmie, you lose. I hate his red, socialist, communist, Marxist side.

34 posted on 05/25/2012 6:52:24 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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To: doorgunner69
He is yours, and yours alone. Deal with it.

You have that right. I've told several lefties that, and they said he is "Our president" until I ask if Bush was also their president. Ticks 'em off big time.

35 posted on 05/25/2012 6:58:27 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
yeah- and he is cool. He is really a smooth guy.
And he has a voice. He can sing.

Someone in DUmmieland is Tone Deaf.

Barry sings so bad he couldn't even sing One Simple Line of 'Sweet Home Chicago', WITH the help of B.B. King and other Blues greats singing along and playing on guitar!
(I've forgiven B.B. King and the others for this error in judgment)

The fact is that there are only Seven commonly used Major Keys (aka: Scales): 'A', 'B', 'C', 'D', 'E', 'F', and 'G'. And an Eighth Major Key if you add 'Bb' (B flat). Unfortunately Obama doesn't cough) 'sing' in any of them. Barry sings in the Key of 'R', for 'Rotten' -- which as of last night, hasn't been invented yet.

NOTE:
There is another 'Common Key / Scale' that is used in Blues and R&R. The 'A MINOR Pentatonic Scale'. It's also know as 'The Blues Scale'. And once you learn that Scale the whole guitar fretboard opens up and you enter a whole new world of beautiful sounds. It's almost .... Magical.

36 posted on 05/26/2012 6:30:25 AM PDT by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Liz; AT7Saluki
I want my children to look like Obama.

Only one way to do that. Maybe Hussein could find some spare time on the back nine?

37 posted on 05/26/2012 1:29:47 PM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I have one question for the Obamabots who love to play the race card:

If Obama were white, would you give him as many free passes as you do now?


38 posted on 05/26/2012 10:10:28 PM PDT by Rainbow Rising (Hey hey, ho ho, in 2012 Obama's got to go!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Sadly, I don’t share your sentiment.

This president is the most divisive, arrogant, elitist, left-wing know-it-all I’ve seen in my lifetime.

And that includes Bill Clinton, who used to hold that prize.

Let him exit the White House and give him a show on Current TV where he won’t hurt anybody.


39 posted on 05/27/2012 5:19:41 AM PDT by sauropod (You can elect your very own tyranny - Mark Levin)
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