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If We Could Make Obama A Regular, Every Day Normal Guy...
The Looking Spoon ^ | 6-19-12 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 06/19/2012 2:20:49 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon



TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: obama; patdown; satire; tsa

1 posted on 06/19/2012 2:20:59 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

In order to attempt this feat we’d have to take him back to Dr. Frankenstein’s laboratory.

This creature is a freaking monster!


2 posted on 06/19/2012 2:23:27 PM PDT by IbJensen (If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed)
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To: The Looking Spoon

I would take his skittles and watermelon juice..


3 posted on 06/19/2012 2:25:26 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: The Looking Spoon

He’ll never be normal. He will always be subnormal.

He’ll never be a regular guy. He will always be a very irregular girl. (Sorry, real women, you know what I mean about this dork. He’s every man - the image of which you wretch when thinking of them.)

Summary: The Obamaloon is a vapid dork who - given his lack of intellect, morals, and character - should be on the streets asking you if you had a quarter.


4 posted on 06/19/2012 2:26:49 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: The Looking Spoon

".....he'd have the other side of the cargo container his brother is living in"

5 posted on 06/19/2012 2:26:52 PM PDT by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: The Looking Spoon

You can’t make that light in the loafers person into a guy let alone a regular one.


6 posted on 06/19/2012 2:29:17 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Da Bro' Gotsta Go!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

I was thinking more along the lines of “inmate.”


7 posted on 06/19/2012 2:30:07 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Doogle
...is depriving a middle school somewhere of a bitter, leftist Social Studies teacher and a mediocre basketball coach that refuses to play white boys (on the court).
8 posted on 06/19/2012 2:30:32 PM PDT by Aevery_Freeman (Typed using <FONT STYLE=SARCASM> unless otherwise noted)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Floyd the Barber’s grabbing his junk!


9 posted on 06/19/2012 2:30:32 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead

I would love to see a picture of him shooting a .45 at 15 yards. Now that, would be hilarious!!


10 posted on 06/19/2012 2:35:31 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: dead

Its a paramedic searching for testes.


11 posted on 06/19/2012 2:36:45 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: The Looking Spoon

Not possible.

Just his whines will drive everybody else crazy.

Who can stand some one constantly blaming others for their own SCOAMF?


12 posted on 06/19/2012 2:38:43 PM PDT by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
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To: goseminoles

If it is like him throwing the first pitch, you don’t want to be anywhere near in the same state.


13 posted on 06/19/2012 2:40:35 PM PDT by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
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To: goseminoles
Its a paramedic searching for testes.

LOL! He's looking in the wrong place. They're in a jar on Putin's desk.

14 posted on 06/19/2012 2:54:14 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

“We Could Make Obama A Regular, Every Day Normal Guy...”

Sorry, I can not make him a regular every day normal citizen!

Which country was he born in anyway? Where was his dad born, or who does he claim for a dad?

Did he lie when he wrote his book, or is he lying now?

Darn, he must of lied somewhere.

The perfect rat candidate, a liar, a fascist, and someone who does not care about the country, only about himself.

Blessings, Bobo


15 posted on 06/19/2012 2:57:27 PM PDT by bobo1
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To: The Looking Spoon

He seems to really be enjoying that guy’s examination of his junk.


16 posted on 06/19/2012 3:06:12 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: dead

Lol!!


17 posted on 06/19/2012 3:59:54 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: The Looking Spoon
What if Barack was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home...
18 posted on 06/19/2012 5:00:47 PM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
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