DUmmie FUnnies 01-17-13 (WILLIAM RIVERS PITT Wants to Know What's Happening at Free Republic)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 17, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

WILLIAM RIVERS PITT wants to know what is happening at the Free Republic as you can see in his THREAD, "Has anyone checked out FreeRepublic yet?" Since all editions of the DUmmie FUnnies are quickly posted at the Free Republic, Pitt might find out way more than he would like. For example, he might find out about the heinous deeds of a certain Temporary SockPuppet. Or would he prefer to wait 24 business hours for a PARTIAL BIRTH NONAPOLOGY that attempted to explain away one of the biggest journalistic frauds ever perpetrated? A visitor to the Free Republic who reads the DUFUs could also report to him about how a fellow DUmmie, the homeless female,Bobo the Hobo, was brutally THREATENED with physical violence. Finally, he could learn the FATE of a certain incarcerated co-author of a vanity press book. Yes, Pitt, your fellow DUmmies should check out the DUmmie FUnnies at the Free Republic and report back in detail to you. So let us watch Pitt inquire about the Free Republic in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thinking that this is yet another thread that Pitt wishes he could go back in time to delete, is in the [brackets]:

Has anyone checked out FreeRepublic yet?

[Yes, Will. We have seen quite a bit of material about you at the DUmmie FUnnies which is posted at the Free Republic.]

Y'know, just to see what all the Daniel Boone hero types are doing to prepare for the revolution and stuff?

[In the next 24 business hours we are going to post Meghan's Law lists of predators on the signposts of Newton. Anything else you wish to find out?]

I haven't looked. Yet.

[But when you do, you will definitely need to change your diaper. And now on to his fellow DUmmies...]

Do they know? We will kick their ASS!

[With SQUIRTGUNS!]

Our President, the best Democratic president in a long time and therefore the best President in a really, really long time, if forced too, will drone their asses back to the stone age? Do they really want to test the mettle of the most efficient politician this country has seen in a long time?

[Gee. And I though Piers Morgan wrote off the concept of a tyrannical government as absolutely absurd. Thanx for proving him wrong.]

Obama has the right to bare arms and he will bare-knuckle anybody who tries to destroy our country thru armed revolution. And we'd all be backing him up. They just don't know who they are messing with do they? We will make this a better country and if it means steamrolling them to get there well, my advice is: Watch out freepers.

[We got the guns. You got the hot air. And WILLIAM RIVERS PITT got a big trust fund which is why he can coast through life doing nothing much except rant online and empty mugs of beer at Bukowski's.]

We won't discuss what is coming out of their mouths.

[Good. Then don't check out the confessions of the Temporary SockPuppet.]

Here's a good one

[Ah! So WILLIAM RIVERS PITT has visited the Free Republic. Hi Will! Have you hugged Bobo the Hobo today?]

"Remember, Comrade... nobama hates you, hates your Freedom, hates your family, hates your success, hates your happiness, hates Free America, hates Americans, hates the Rule of Law, hates the Constitution and hates the Bill of Rights. nobama is a hate crime foisted upon America. nobama is the Destroyer . Everything nobama does is intentional. God help us all."

[Remember, Comrade...WILLIAM RIVERS PITT hates Bobo the Hobo, hates her, hates her, hates her. Here is what he said about the poor homeless woman: "You ******* piece of shit... Explain how you have the time and money to post to DU from your ******* car, you poor ******* victim.... Leave my mother out of your comments, or meet me in the street, you ****... I promise I will drop you if we ever meet... You suck. And I will wipe you out if I ever get the chance..."]

Says it all.

[You said more than enough, Will, to get yourself temporarily tombstoned for threatening sick violence on a impoverished homeless woman whose only crime was not to be born privileged enough to have a healthy trust fund for doing nothing.]

I took a peek last night, and it was quite more atrocious than usual.

[Next time take a peek at the many DUFU threads about WILLIAM RIVERS PITT.]

[PJ-Comix]

Every time Pitt gets into trouble in DUmmieland he sends a chunk of trust fund change to Skinner to make it all better.

[Bikkuri]

[doorgunner69]

And we'd all be backing him up.

Oh right, all the basement dwelling homos would come swarming out to help their messiah. They would have to leave the social networking to do that.

They might be shocked how fast that fight would end for them.

[rockrr]

I haven't looked. Yet.

Liar. You can't wait to see your pathetic self in print. Even mockery is superior to being ignored with them.

[doorgunner69]

he will bare-knuckle anybody

More likely Obunga would like to bareback anybody........

[PJ-Comix]

Yet again Pitt has been Teehee’od.

[jonascord]

There was, back when, an indication that an attack was coming, when radio traffic faded away, and all that was left was silence. All the preparations and deployments were made, logistics were in place, and all that was pending was the weather or tides or the moon.

This Pitt waste of oxygen isn't bright enough to realize how close to the edge his government is. After all, this talk about overthrowing a socialist government is simply mad raving. Ask the Soviets, Serbs, Croats, Chechyns, the Shah of Iran, Egypt... It never happens...

[FlingWingFlyer]

Tough, macho metrosexuals. ROTFL! They will “kick our asses”? Are they kidding? They piss their pants at the sight of a gun. What a bunch of morons. No wonder fascist dicatators like Barry can get elected in this country these days. It’s the morons like the low information DUmmies out there “voting” for him over and over and over again that causes it.

[Arrowhead1952]

And we'd all be backing him up. They just don't know who they are messing with do they? We will make this a better country and if it means steamrolling them to get there well, my advice is: Watch out freepers.

Just who does william pitt think is buying all the guns? It sure is not DUmmies who flutter like a leaf in the wind at the sight or mention of a GUN. He probably loves the new edicts issued by 0 bummer. Come and get them will. There are a few with your name on them at MY house - Head DUmmie.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Hello, everyone. Will Pitt here. I'm at Mother Raven's cabin in the woods. Just 'chillaxin',' as you might say.
Isn't it great to be 41 years old and have no worries in the world? I'm set for life! Hey, go Pats!"

[Nowhere Man]

Hi William Pitt! “Rotsa Ruck!” You do not know which end of a rifle the bullet come out of. BTW, you’d shoot your eye out!

[rockrr]

Did you ever watch Mystery Science Theater 3000? That pic of the fool and the mention of his mother reminded me of the impotently un-evil Dr. Forrester and his truck driving mother.

[Tigercap]

http://ethicsalarms.com/2011/01/16/unethical-web-post-of-the-month-william-rivers-pitt/

[Billthedrill]

Hey, it's the Pittster! Will, buddy! Long time no see! Hey, it's sad that we have to use these threads to communicate, but I understand completely why you aren't speaking to me anymore. We had a couple too many Jagermeisters when I told you that anal warts could be removed with a little dry ice and a pair of electrician's pliers - I was kidding, guy, I didn't know you...well, I visited you in the hospital but you were pretty much out of it by then so I left the flowers and the card with the receptionist. Hope you're feeling better.

yer buddy Bill

[Incorrigible]

Hmmm. There’s a Bukowski’s in Cambridge and one in Boston near the Prudential Center.

http://bukowskitavern.net/

Will, which one do you like to hang out in? I’ll even buy you a drink next time I’m in town.

[PJ-Comix]

In case anybody has forgotten and for the DUmmies sent to the FR by Pitt, let me remind everyone that WILLIAM RIVERS PITT was briefly the press secretary for Dennis Kucinich in 2004 but was quickly fired for BETRAYING him. Pitt leaked insider Kucinich documents to the Kerry campaign. Why did Pitt so blatantly stab Kucinich in the back after being given a position of trust? For no other reason than to earn brownie points from the Kerry campaign in the hopes of one day getting a job working for Kerry.

So that is one of many things we are saying here at the Free Republic, Pitt. You BETRAYED Dennis Kucinich in 2004.

[Charles Henrickson]

You know, Wee Willie is no longer the young, single, insouciant barfly he once was five or ten years ago. Now he is a middle-aged, Barcalounging hubby and papa-to-be. So more often than not, he may just get passed out in the chair now.

However, Mr. Pitt does fashion himself a Man of the People, a Friend of the Working Class. So in order to maintain that self-image, he may still spend some quality time down at Bukowski's.

BTW, has William quit the part-time bouncer gig, anyone know? He's getting a little long in the tooth for such things, don't you think?

[Charles Henrickson]

Grandoaf the Grey

[ez]

He has FReeper envy.

[TheOldLady]

He’s only 42? Gee, I hope that he knows that going gray that young is a sign of cancer in the family... I thought he was 60.