Posted on 04/07/2014 6:37:48 PM PDT by Diogenes Sarcastica
“Token Snitch”?
There’s a gentleman that’s going round
Turning the joint upside down
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha
He’s an old ex-con that’s been away
Now he’s back, no one’s safe
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha
If you wanna squeal, said the FBI
We can make a deal, make it worth your while
So he told it all and in return
He got a credit card and a Thunderbird
And the maximum security
Even after plastic surgery
So go on and squeal, said the FBI
We can make a deal, make it worth your while
There’s a gentleman that’s going round
Turning the joint upside down
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha
He’s an old ex-con that’s been away
Now he’s back, no one’s safe
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha
After all the talk then they wired him
And he took a walk with his crooked friends
And they joked about the good old days
And he recorded it on a reel of tape
He caught the mug who did in the forgery
And the babe in charge of larceny
So the FBI they rewarded him
Because they like a guy who will stab a friend
There’s a gentleman that’s going round
Turning the joint upside down
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha
He’s an old ex-con that’s been away
Now he’s back, no one’s safe
Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha
There’s a gentleman that’s going round ....
If you wanna squeal, said the FBI
We can make a deal, make it worth your while
So he told it all and in return
He got a credit card and a Thunderbird
He got a spanking new identity
And a condo down in Miami
He bought a plane, a boat and jewelry
But he couldn’t buy any company
-Kid Creole and the Coconuts
“Honey, I Shrunk My Body, but forgot to shrink my head”
FBI TV Channel.
I just put this tv show at the top of my must miss list.
Starring Rerun from What's Happening!
They better start filming quickly. Dose guys have short tempers.
will Sharpton continue to pronounce one in 7 words incorrectly throughout the series? like the word “Abnotrical”we much need to save dose people unda dat unnotical sea under the deep water before godzilla steals dat 737 Boeing 727.”
They need to move their studios too Fantasy Land.
Sharpton’s new show? Let’s see, maybe “River Pimps” or “Pimpy Tuna”?
I only have one word to write. It is most oftenly confused with word that means ‘lazy’. If I were to write that word, I would write it in capital letters. That word applies to a certain percentage of the US population that voted for Obama with 95% of the vote. Think about this seriously. Would you ever hire or ever have anything to so with someone that voted for Obama? They are completely against everything that is American.
Hooray! I can’t wait to find out what else is on that night.
The One’s Stooges
Fred “Rerun” Berry has since passed on. Besides, he was loveable, talented and funny... everything Al ain’t.
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