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Dem Urged to Resign for Taking Bribes [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 September 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/23/2023 12:22:25 AM PDT by John Semmens

This week, Sen. Robert Menendez (D-NJ) was indicted on federal bribery charges. Federal agents found more than $480,000 in cash, $100,000 in gold bars, and a key to a safe deposit box with $70,000 in it owned by his wife Nadine during a search of their home.

Rep. Dean Phillips (D-Minn) called for Menendez to resign, saying "a member of Congress who appears to have broken the law is someone who I believe should resign."

Eric Holder, also demanded Menendez's resignation. "As both a leader in the Democratic Party, a former Attorney General, and given the seriousness of the charges, I call upon Senator Menendez to resign. The nation will be better served if he steps aside and allows a transition to occur that will best serve the people of New Jersey."

Gov. Phil Murphy (D-NJ) called the accusations "deeply disturbing for both national security and the integrity of our criminal justice system. I'm aware of the 'innocent until proven guilty' slogan, but his continued status as a Democrat of high ranking besmirches us all. I want him to resign immediately."

Menendez complained about "the dual standard being applied to me. The amounts I am accused of taking are dwarfed by the multiple millions in bribes that have been paid to Joe Biden. The implications to national security when a president is compromised far exceed those involving every lesser office holder. Yet, I don't see a single Democrat office-holder calling for him to resign. So, pardon me if I don't fall on my sword for these two-faced bastards."

If you missed any of the other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/350966-2023-09-23-semi-news-semi-satire-september-24-2023-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; bobmenendez; corruption; holder; menendez; murphy; newjersey; phillips; robertmenendez; satire

1 posted on 09/23/2023 12:22:26 AM PDT by John Semmens
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ping


2 posted on 09/23/2023 12:24:06 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Let’s go, Brandon (and get ye gone)!


3 posted on 09/23/2023 12:32:08 AM PDT by dodger
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To: dodger

Too bad he wasn’t on the Ethics Committee.


4 posted on 09/23/2023 1:04:00 AM PDT by Does so ( 🇺🇦...................."Who is Ray Epps?" should be overstamped on every piece of currency.)
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To: John Semmens

As long as he sends the big guy his 10% he is protected. But apparently he got too greedy and would not send the big guy his 10% anymore. So now the corrupt FBI and DOJ are upset and will prosecute him.


5 posted on 09/23/2023 1:57:24 AM PDT by George J. Jetso
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To: John Semmens

How about he gets convicted of a crime and goes to prison?

Oh wait...all animals are equal just some are more equal than others. I forgot the democrats’ golden rule for a second there.


6 posted on 09/23/2023 2:03:19 AM PDT by joma89 (Buy weapons and ammo, folks, and have the will to use them.)
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To: John Semmens

Murphy wants that lifetime Senate gig for himself


7 posted on 09/23/2023 2:07:53 AM PDT by digger48
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To: John Semmens

Demo must be scared the seat could go Republican. Murphy was barely reelected.


8 posted on 09/23/2023 2:56:29 AM PDT by vaskypilot
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To: John Semmens

It’s NJ so if he resigns, which he won’t, the Senate would just get another corrupt POS.


9 posted on 09/23/2023 5:36:17 AM PDT by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: John Semmens

Wasn’t Menendez feeding The Big Guy the obligatory 10%? If not, I can understand why Bob was brought to heel.


10 posted on 09/23/2023 5:43:06 AM PDT by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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To: John Semmens

He needs to resign so that someone who is sneakier about hiding their corruption can take his place.


11 posted on 09/23/2023 5:59:08 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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Wow, who did he **** off?

12 posted on 09/23/2023 7:00:40 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
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To: John Semmens

My favorite bribe reveal was the Rep who had his bribe money bundled in his freezer. Cold cash! That was William Jefferson, 2009. He got jail time.

A local favorite was Diane Wilkerson, a Massachusetts State Senator, who was famously photographed stuffing cash into her ample bra.


13 posted on 09/23/2023 9:12:28 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: John Semmens

I’d rather it be:
“Entire Democrat Party Urged to Resign for taking Bribes”


14 posted on 09/23/2023 9:27:38 AM PDT by Chewbarkah
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To: SunkenCiv

Wow, even Democrats are calling on Menendez to resign. So they do have a sense of shame after all?


15 posted on 09/23/2023 12:45:14 PM PDT by Berosus (I wish I had as much faith in God as liberals have in government.)
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To: Berosus

I guess his check didn’t clear, or he didn’t want to share the grift.


16 posted on 09/23/2023 9:51:37 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (NeverTrumpin' -- it's not just for DNC shills anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)
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To: Berosus

I don’t think so. They want him to resign so they can put in another interim Senator and the venal Menendez won’t have to face election. There are no ethics or shame amongst DemonRATs.


17 posted on 09/24/2023 12:10:04 PM PDT by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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