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Done with Schwarzenegger and God, Paris Hilton turns to Buddha for help
daily mail ^
| 23rd May 2007
Posted on 05/23/2007 8:09:59 AM PDT by george76
Paris Hilton is pulling out all stops to avoid going to prison.
She's already put in a plea to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and turned to God with church visits and Bible readings - now she’s making sure to cover all spiritual bases.
The 26-year-old has turned to Buddha to save her from her 23-day jail sentence.
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TOPICS: Books/Literature; Humor; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bible; budda; buddha; hilton; humor; paris; parishilton
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Yesterday the bible, today Budda, tomorrow ?
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posted on
05/23/2007 8:10:02 AM PDT
by
george76
To: george76
And I thought my 5 year old granddaughter was a drama queen.
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posted on
05/23/2007 8:12:44 AM PDT
by
ladtx
("You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks." Will Rogers)
To: george76
Why do I picture her sitting in a church pew talking on a cell phone?
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posted on
05/23/2007 8:13:07 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
To: george76
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posted on
05/23/2007 8:13:55 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: george76
I wouldn’t ordinarily say this, but I think that Islam is the answer for Paris.
To: Southside_Chicago_Republican
She’s been stoned before, and she’s willing to try again. Yes, Islam is the solution for her.
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posted on
05/23/2007 8:16:37 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(Enoch Powell was right.)
To: george76
Someone help me out here. Wouldn’t a Buddhist monk simply inform Ms. Hilton that she needs to cast-aside her worldly concerns, and that her jail term is just another location on the Path to Enlightenment?
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posted on
05/23/2007 8:18:30 AM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: george76
To: 1rudeboy
Wouldn’t a Buddhist monk simply inform Ms. Hilton that she needs to cast-aside her worldly concerns, and that her jail term is just another location on the Path to Enlightenment? Well, exactly. The medicine prescribed isn't going to be any more to her liking than anything else she has tried.
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posted on
05/23/2007 8:20:29 AM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
("Wise men don't need to debate; men who need to debate are not wise." -- Tao Te Ching)
To: george76
But the Buddha is still in his grave. He can’t help anyone.
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posted on
05/23/2007 8:22:39 AM PDT
by
Bosco
(Remember how you felt on September 11?)
To: AmericanMade1776
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posted on
05/23/2007 8:38:45 AM PDT
by
george76
(Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
To: george76
Could it get any funnier or make her look any dumber??
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posted on
05/23/2007 8:39:51 AM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
To: Southside_Chicago_Republican
I wouldn’t ordinarily say this, but I think that Islam is the answer for Paris. I don't know, but she does seem to enjoy youths rioting in her.
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posted on
05/23/2007 8:40:23 AM PDT
by
Sloth
(The GOP is to DemonRats in politics as Michael Jackson is to Jeffrey Dahmer in babysitting.)
To: ladtx
She carries these book titles facing the cameras.
I doubt she reads them.
another photo-op
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posted on
05/23/2007 8:40:40 AM PDT
by
george76
(Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
To: Sacajaweau
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posted on
05/23/2007 8:44:05 AM PDT
by
george76
(Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
To: george76
Maybe someone can get her the Koran. If it works, she’ll blow herself up.
To: Millee
On second thought.....naw...
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posted on
05/23/2007 8:54:27 AM PDT
by
ken5050
To: dead
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posted on
05/23/2007 8:57:39 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(If all the cars in the USA were placed end to end, it would probably be Memorial Day Weekend.)
To: stylecouncilor
To: Southside_Chicago_Republican
Hijab!
NOTHING but a Hijab.
And spike heels.
And a rice bowl.
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posted on
05/23/2007 9:13:17 AM PDT
by
Gideon Reader
(DEMOCRATS: Not quite American, and proud of it! REPUBLICANS: Bewildered.)
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