Call Screener Snerdley Suspended (Rush Limbaugh)(What is this all about?)

Rush Limbaugh ^ | 10-15-07

[rawhide]

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RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, a programming note: Mr. Snerdley has been suspended for the day. He is, as you know, our call screener. Snerdley was sent home for the day earlier this morning. He will be back tomorrow if everything goes according to plan. There were two problems. He presented a call to me on the program last Friday involving human waste movements, clearly beneath the quality and decorum of this program. Snerdley thought it would be funny because it was about a South Park incident in which the measurements were said to be in Courics. But the caller never got there because I, maintaining the class and decorum known for this program, interceded.

Secondly, you might remember the call from Lynn last Friday. How would you describe it, H.R.? What was she doing? She made a play for me; she was coming on to me, make no bones about it. I learned, ladies and gentlemen, over the weekend, that Snerdley gave her a call. This is just intolerable. It's funny, but I have to put my foot down on this. This is the second time we've had to suspend him in the course of this program, which is not too many times. The first time was when I saw him shouting, and arguing, and yelling with a caller in there. You have to nip these things in the bud when you see them happening. You gotta lay down the law. You can't let the line get crossed, because then the line gets blurred, and then the line gets invisible.

[mnehring]

Yes, his real name is 'James Golden'

Bo- James, is the man in the hat.

[Enterprise]

I didn’t see the episode, but evidently South Park had an episode about the length of a turd. It was measured in courics. Nothing to suspect Mr. Snerdley about though IMO.

[mnehring]

I guess I should give you a courtesy ping for stealing your pic w/ James.

[mware]

Heads up. Rush is going to be on Fox & FRiends tomorrow morning.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Snerdly suspended? Bet he dropped a 15 Couric load when he found out.

Really? I bet it was 15 milliCouric. Medically speaking, a 0.020 Couric load is generally fatal.

[Eric Blair 2084]

I know exactly what this is about. The caller wanted to discuss the South Park episode from the other day in which Randy Marsh’s character was in a contest with Bono to see who could take the biggest crap in history.

It’s not really Snerdley’s fault, the caller took so long to get to her point that it drove Rush nuts. Plus the caller first had to plug some healthcare charity she was with.

[Eric Blair 2084]

darn it, you are quick. I didn’t even need to ping you.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Rather is the old traditional measurement. One Rather is about 10 Cronkites or 2 megaCouric.

[rawhide]

I found a clip of the South Park episode which explains the 'in courics' measurement.

Episode clip here

[NeoCaveman]

Secondly, you might remember the call from Lynn last Friday. How would you describe it, H.R.? What was she doing? She made a play for me; she was coming on to me, make no bones about it. I learned, ladies and gentlemen, over the weekend, that Snerdley gave her a call. This is just intolerable. It's funny, but I have to put my foot down on this.

So this is the real story; a woman coming between two friends.

Rush, she had a sexy voice but remember the rules "bros before hos"

[lapster]

Do you mean to tell me that Bo Snerdley is black?! I think that’s hilarious. Must drive the race hustlers like Jackson, Sharpton, Opra, and the rest nuts.

[KoRn]

This tells me that Rush obviously watches South Park, because he made the connection with the ‘couric’ measurement. lol

[mnehring]

irony of ironies

[cripplecreek]

LOL

“One Katiecouric is approximately 2 and a half lbs of excrement.”

[EveningStar]

Yes. Snerdly (James Golden) is indeed black. He used to appear on Rush’s old TV show.

[Xenalyte]

Snerdley looks like Billy Dee Williams!

[higgmeister]

Bono isn't the record holder, he's the record.

Bono measures over 80 Courics according to the EFSM Office in Zurich.

[Salo]

I think the couric is metric, and rather is an english unit, and you are correct: 1 couric ~2.5 rathers.

When courics become too impractical a measurement, you switch to olbermans.

You don’t ever want to crap an olberman.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Olbermans aren’t too bad. Those make more noise than they should, but in the end there’s nothing there.

[Eagle Eye]

How many Curics in a Clymer?