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The worst, most humiliating baby names
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Posted on 03/22/2008 8:56:19 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

What would compel a parent to bestow a newborn with a name like “Tiny Hooker” or “Fanny Large”? Or an amusing choice like “Wanna Towell"? It’s not just Hollywood’s elite opting for unique, embarrassing names—throughout history, normal people separated their offspring from the masses with truly terrible names.

In “Bad Baby Names,” Michael Sherrod and Matthew Rayback, of the genealogy Web site Ancestry.com, share thousands of shocking names given to real people, as recorded by the U.S. Census Bureau. Discover the funny names based around common themes, like diseases (Fever Bender, Cholera Peace), food (Bread White, Pomegranate Purple), pets (Good Dog), and if you thought Wednesday Addams was unfortunate—wait till you meet Monday Monday.

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TOPICS: History; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
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To: Slings and Arrows
Let's see...

Maj Richard Dicks.

Simplicio Tampon (alright, your parents have to give you their last name).

Pink Angela (he was born long before Pink Floyd was popular).

Delicious Gay Burkes.

Those are the ones I remember the most...

41 posted on 03/22/2008 9:53:58 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: skeptoid
A friend told me she met a doctor in Colorado and his name was Dick Head. He was a Urologist.

There was a liquor store in Santa Fe NM where the owner had his name in 3 foot tall letters, his name was PETER HANDLER.

The doctor who delivered me in Sugarland Texas was Dr. Slaughter.

42 posted on 03/22/2008 9:56:08 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: MarineBrat

ahhhh The Ozarks!

here is the T-Shirt logo
http://www.halfway-inn.com/images/logo.jpg

website is here and you can order T-Shirts
http://www.halfway-inn.com


43 posted on 03/22/2008 10:04:46 PM PDT by stlnative
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To: Ditter

There was a gynecologist at the University of Vermont, when my first child was born, named, Dr. Clapp.


44 posted on 03/22/2008 10:05:19 PM PDT by Eva (Benedict Arnold was a war hero, too.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Why, oh why, do these people never mention the Floridian, "5/8 Jamieson"?

The old Sunday supplement Ripley's Believe It Or Not hat I read it in as a teenager mentioned that his father (ca 1920, IIRC) had insisted upon it; and that it MAY have been an allusion to "an alleged irregular parentage".

45 posted on 03/22/2008 10:05:40 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (If Liberalism doesn't kill me, I'll live 'till I die!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

My parents as typical Midwest Catholics in the mid 50’s did so often name their children after Saints.

Nothing, ultimately is farther from the truth!


46 posted on 03/22/2008 10:11:10 PM PDT by quantim (Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
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To: Cowboy Bob
I'd like to do that one day!

An American Expat in Southeast Asia

47 posted on 03/22/2008 10:12:24 PM PDT by expatguy ("An American Expat in Southeast Asia" - New & Improved - Now with Search)
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To: Slings and Arrows

English Lit professor in college — birth name — Leafy Plant — went by “Lee” — and her sister was Pansy Plant. She said parents were weird (when we asked her).

My mother is a retired teacher and she said she had a set of twins years ago (boy and girl) — their names?

Jack and Jill.


48 posted on 03/22/2008 10:13:51 PM PDT by adopt4Christ (The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Bill Lear (of Lear Jet fame) named one of his daughters “Shanda”. I heard her speak at Oshkosh once.

http://www.slecorp.com/mt-personal.html


49 posted on 03/22/2008 10:19:57 PM PDT by Drago
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To: GOPJ
Ima Pigg was a real person - Can’t remember if it was Pig or Pigg...

Ima Hogg was the daughter of a late 19th-century governor of Texas, and famed for her beauty and graciousness.

She never got married, which strikes me as odd. I can't imagine she enjoyed her peculiar name.

Her uncle owned a livery stable in Phoenix, which had a large barn that my grandfather moved to his ranch many years ago, and which I now own.

-ccm

50 posted on 03/22/2008 10:21:31 PM PDT by ccmay (Too much Law; not enough Order.)
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To: adopt4Christ

A guy I work with fathered twins. If they’d both been boys, it would have been Hunter and Fisher. He got Hunter out of it.

I met a girl named Winter Green.

My last name is Head. I’ve heard them all.


51 posted on 03/22/2008 10:24:34 PM PDT by Big Giant Head (I should change my tagline to "Big Giant penguin on my Head")
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To: RepublitarianRoger2; aculeus; Billthedrill; AnAmericanMother; AnnaZ; Constitution Day
Anybody who names their kid Fanny Large should be shot.

Yes, if intentional. You’d be amazed at what registers only five seconds after too late.

52 posted on 03/22/2008 10:25:12 PM PDT by dighton
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To: Slings and Arrows

I went to school with Mai Yang.


53 posted on 03/22/2008 10:26:27 PM PDT by TightyRighty
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To: MarineBrat
Halfway between Fairbanks and Nenana, Alaska was -

Don't know if it's still there.

54 posted on 03/22/2008 10:40:56 PM PDT by skeptoid (AA, UE, MBS [with oak leaf clusters])
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To: Slings and Arrows
http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/fugitives/vc/murders/pasha_mm.htm
55 posted on 03/22/2008 10:41:38 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see...)
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To: Lancey Howard
My science teacher in 10th grade was named Harry Baum (H Baum) and he named his son Adam.

hahahahahaha!

56 posted on 03/22/2008 10:45:44 PM PDT by latina4dubya
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To: Slings and Arrows
Long Duk Dong

AU-TO-MO-BEEEEEEEL?!!

57 posted on 03/22/2008 10:49:37 PM PDT by uglybiker (I do not suffer from mental illness. I quite enjoy it, actually.)
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To: MarineBrat

58 posted on 03/22/2008 10:54:30 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (Sure, they'd love to kill me, as long as they can do it without admitting I exist)
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To: 50cal Smokepole; tubebender; B4Ranch
(for those lurkers from Rio Linda, give it a second, you'll figure it out)

HAHAHAHAHA.

um, yah, it took me a second or two :o)

59 posted on 03/22/2008 11:40:34 PM PDT by glock rocks ( So what if I'm just another frustrated drinker with a writing problem.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

A boob indeed.


60 posted on 03/23/2008 12:42:30 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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