Posted on 08/31/2008 5:41:01 PM PDT by Alouette
Sarah Palin used to wrestle kodiak bears in Alaskan bare knuckles fight clubs.
Sarah Palin once bagged a caribou by staring it down until it died.
Sarah Palin turned down a job as skipper of a Deadliest Catch boat because it wasn't challenging enough
Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it's in their interest to jump into the boat.
Sarah Palin once guided Santa's sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light from her smile.
Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man's body.
Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for yeti pelts with a slingshot.
Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper's body because she threw him from the plane.
The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin's eys.
The raw energy of Sarah Palin melts the Alaskan ice roads every spring.
We don't know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they've never inventea cage that can hold Sarah Palin.
Alaska is the 49th state solely because they knew even before she was born that Sarah Palin would never finish last.
Global Warming doesn't kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands.
Three of Sarah Palin's five kids came out sideways - she never flinched.
Sarah Palin's hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.
It's not raining in DC. Those are God's tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.
We don't know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match bcause they've never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin
Yeah, go right ahead!
Sarah Palin’s 7-10 mile run is actually the earth rotating under her feet at at the feel of her sneakers. The earth don’t wanna end up as a terrarium in her living room.
Sarah Palin can knot a cherry tree with her tongue.
Sarah Palin came here to do two things... kill caribou with her bare hands and kick ass, and she’s all out of caribou.
Sarah Palin lets Superman hang out in her Fortress of Solitude only because he makes a great mojito.
Sarah Palin wears glasses only because they are specially designed to keep her eye death ray from destroying cities when she sneezes.
Funny, the minute Palin was introduced, I started humming the Davy Crockett theme song. She wasn’t born on a mountain top in Tennessee, was she?
Sarah Palin has a bumper strip that says
Vegetarian: an old Indian that can’t hunt
This is true, according to Billy Cunningham (took over Drudge’s Sun. night radio show), who is singing her praises.
Sarah Palin makes the greatest ice sculptures ever seen using only her perfectly manicured nails, that were manicured with a woodchipper.
And Sarah Palin said, “Let there be the Northern Lights, and there were the Northern Lights.” And Sarah Palin saw the Northern Lights, that it was good. Amen.
She made the mountain and the mountain top in Tennessee Davy Crockett was born on... Plate tectonics describes the large scale motions of Earth's lithosphere, caused by Sarah Palin crushing her enemies under her ruby red peep-toe platform heels.
Gosh, those ruby red shoes were the greatest. She should use them as a campaign logo.
America needs a Sara Cuda Palin to kick metrosexual asses like Limpley Grahamnesty,Dickie Turdbin, John French Kerry, John that ain't my kid Edwards, Howeird Dean, Alvin I have a bridge for sale in Brooklyn Gore and the list in the Democrat party is powerful long.
“Sarah Palin’s hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.”
LOL! Here’s one:
Wonder Woman wears Sarah Palin pajamas to bed.
These are more along the lines of Paul Bunyan tales. Paul’s wife was Sarah.
LOL! Cool!
Stuning! It cheesed her off, so she beebered it.
Alaskan wolfpacks give Sarah first dibs on their kills.
bttt
In fact, I've swiped that for my tagline.
Hope you don't mind. :~D
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