****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

[Lucky9teen]

No matter how much you cheat the government in taxes, you'll never get close to being even. Trust me. (Tim Geithner, Treasury Secretary's proverb)

Good intentions make the most noise. (Proverb of Obama's Economic Recovery Team)

All good things are either illegal, immoral, or lead to obesity. (Kennedy family proverb)

Surely you can fool all the people all the time. (Proverb of the mainstream media)

To err is human, and we use this faculty frequently and with much pleasure. (Proverb of the US Congress)

All work and no pay makes Jack an exemplary citizen. (Proverb of Obama's Economic Recovery Team)

If toast falling off the table always lands butter-side down, it is safe to presume that toast buttered on both sides will stop and hover in midair. (Proverb of Obama's Economic Recovery Team)

All that glitters must be taxed. (Proverb of the Ways and Means Committee)

Every time the government tries to organize the economy, the only thing that stays organized is crime. (Proverb of the Chicago Mafia)

The people are not only our most precious recourse, but also a means of enrichment. (Proverb of the US Congress)

Too many cooks don't pay enough taxes. (Proverb of the Ways and Means Committee)

Every man has a right to the left. (ACLU proverb)

Every rake deserves a chance to be stepped on repeatedly. (Proverb of Obama's Economic Recovery Team)

For a lie to become believable it must be published in The New York Times. (Proverb of Democrat strategists)

Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter. (Proverb of the Teachers' Union )

You will be driving your old car for a longer period of time if you don't buy a new one. (Proverb of Obama's Economic Recovery Team)

Never spend your own money when you can spend the government's. Charity begins with a lawsuit. (Proverb of community organizers)

Let bygones be hammered into everyone's brain using news media, television, and Hollywood. (Proverb of Democrat strategists)

Government helps those who refuse to help themselves. (Proverb of community organizers)

If necessity is the mother of invention, government mandate is the fairy godmother. (Proverb of carbon emission regulators)

A bad workman blames corporate greed and lack of government oversight. (Proverb of the Financial Services Committee)

All that glitters must be equally redistributed to each according to his need. (Proverb of community organizers)

Never pick on a Democrat candidate's family; attack something he cares about instead. (Proverb of Republican strategists)

If you can't lick them, tax them. (Proverb of the Ways and Means Committee)

He who pays the piper must also cover his health insurance and retirement benefits. (Proverb of Obama's Economic Recovery Team)

Give your opponents one hundred dollars worth of steak, and you shall receive one trillion dollars worth of pork. (Proverb of the US Congress)

The difference between a kleptomaniac and a Congressman is mostly one of semantics. (Proverb of the US Congress)

Don't tax you, don't tax me, tax that fellow who didn't vote for you and me. (Found buried in a federal "stimulus" bill)

All it takes to prove that I am the smartest guy in any room is for the rest of the people in that room to believe me when I say it. (Joe Biden's proverb)

President Obama said when it comes to passing the stimulus package we can’t afford distractions and delays. You know who took offense to this in Congress? The head of the Senate Distractions and Delays Committee.'

To Democrats, IRS means, “I’m really sorry.”

Obama is a genius. Whenever he nominates someone, they pay their taxes. He’s found a way to eliminate the deficit — nominate everyone in the country, one person at a time, and they’ll pay their taxes.

President Obama is working very hard to get the stimulus passed. He has asked the Senate to cut $50 billion from the plan. He said we no longer would need the $50 billion once everyone in his Cabinet pays his taxes.

[do the dhue]

lol

[FreedomHammer]

ROTFLMBO!!!

[DieNarrin]

Love that picture... one of my favorites.

[lilylangtree]

Mysterious Ways of the Lord

I never thought I would enjoy watching the news about an airplane crash. But the Lord works in mysterious ways.

First: No one died!

Second: The passengers standing on the wing appeared to be walking on water!

Third: It removed Obama from the headlines for 24 hours!

Fourth: No one in the government could take credit for the miracle

... And ....

Fifth: It wasn’t George Bush’s fault! WOW!

[cartan]

[Richard Kimball]

I love that gag, but is it a real Dilbert? I get the impression that the real Scott Adams would never do a joke like that. Firearms are mentioned and there’s not some kind of aside as to how only nutty people own them.

[cartan]

Sure is :) I also liked this one:

I have a feeling we’re going to need his humor again once 0bama gets going with all this stimulus nonsense…

[Old Sarge]

You Are 72% Capitalist, 28% Socialist

In general, you support a free economy and business interests.
You tend to think people should fend for themselves, even when times get tough.
However, do think the government should help those who are truly in need.

Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?

[Old Sarge]

Glad to see you, Pookie!

[pookie18]

Back atcha, Old Sarge! Still doing the toon threads at other sites...

[MeekMom]

Pookie dear!
Howdy do my friend! :)
((Hugs))
How’s the ball-n-chain? LOL

[Darksheare]

Some of the questions for that quiz are worded extremely poorly.

[pookie18]

Hi, {{Meeky}}! Ha! Still have 11 weeks to go & if I felt that way I wouldn't be doing it :)

[MeekMom]

LOL
You nut. I thought you already got hitched!
Don’t be nervous...
Just kiss your wallet goodbye! :)

LOL
xoxoxoxoxo

[pookie18]

Not nervous & if I’m a nut, she can help me...she’s a psychologist...

[Nowhere Man]

You Are 72% Capitalist, 28% Socialist

In general, you support a free economy and business interests.
You tend to think people should fend for themselves, even when times get tough.
However, do think the government should help those who are truly in need.

Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?

[BigSkyFreeper]

LOL
You nut. I thought you already got hitched!
Don’t be nervous...
Just kiss your wallet goodbye! :)

LOL
xoxoxoxoxo

 

xoxoxoxo

:)

[BigSkyFreeper]

Not nervous & if I’m a nut, she can help me...she’s a psychologist...

So instead of paying for a psychologist, you married one! :)

[pookie18]

Well...I will be...why buy a cow... :(

[IYellAtMyTV]

You Are 100% Capitalist, 0% Socialist

You're a capitalist pig - and proud of it.
You believe that business makes the world great...
And you'd never be ashamed of being rich!

Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?