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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: NicknamedBob
Thanks! I always get chills when I read that!
2,601
posted on
04/30/2009 7:46:49 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: HKMk23
Rather the *glurk* than “my eye!”
Thanks!
2,602
posted on
04/30/2009 7:48:00 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
I’m looking forward to glurk, as opposed to being pregnant the rest of my life ...
2,603
posted on
04/30/2009 7:56:15 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Tax-chick
There is that! LOL!
How are you feeling this morning?
2,604
posted on
04/30/2009 8:06:05 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
Tired and somewhat pained, but I’ll get through the afternoon (Girl Scouts horseback riding trip) before I retire with Wednesday until Friday. At least it’s cooler than it was earlier in the week!
2,605
posted on
04/30/2009 8:22:36 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: NicknamedBob
Actually I have no (direct) input into their job performance rating. We all report to the same guy.
2,606
posted on
04/30/2009 8:23:53 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Tax-chick
2,607
posted on
04/30/2009 8:24:17 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Tax-chick
Take it easy. Rest when you can. Prop your feet up!!
And remember you are loved!
2,608
posted on
04/30/2009 8:25:09 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: All; y'all; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
It's Moving Day today. But I don't know if/when we're going to move -- I have a late schedule at work and possibly a meeting after that. We might move in the morning.
Brains are still wooden today, too.
2,609
posted on
04/30/2009 8:26:08 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar
Mine are gray lint, but that’s OK. I had a couple of really good days, so I’m grateful.
I’m not in the mood to move, righ now, anyway.
2,610
posted on
04/30/2009 8:28:30 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
Yah. It’s still jet lag. I crash earlier than usual in the evenings and wake up too early. Though I’m just about on East Coast time now, which will be fine when I head out that way Sunday.
2,611
posted on
04/30/2009 8:34:22 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Monkey Face
Thanks! One hour at a time, and by 4:30 or so I should be recumbent and covered with cat fur.
2,612
posted on
04/30/2009 8:34:26 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: sionnsar
No rush to move. I get confused so easily, we could just stay here.
2,613
posted on
04/30/2009 8:34:58 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Tax-chick
Yep. Cat hair is one of the perils of being owned.
2,614
posted on
04/30/2009 8:36:06 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
Wednesday is *really* shedding. I vacuumed my bedroom and bathroom this morning, but I need to wash the sheets, too, since she’s so friendly after we’re asleep.
2,615
posted on
04/30/2009 8:37:25 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Tax-chick
LOL!
Spring is coming. Catz are taking off their coats.
2,616
posted on
04/30/2009 8:38:28 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
Yes, and the reptiles are feeling their oats. Santana gets so worked up trying to intimidate everyone in sight - including the catz - that I’m afraid he’s going to have a stroke. The book says he’s not at optimum breeding age yet, but I guess he didn’t read the book. If we weren’t having a baby, we’d have to get him a girlfriend this year.
2,617
posted on
04/30/2009 8:42:03 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Tax-chick
2,618
posted on
04/30/2009 9:24:03 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Tax-chick
2,619
posted on
04/30/2009 9:28:19 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar
Either that, or Darks is faxing.
It’s always good to have more kittehs.
2,620
posted on
04/30/2009 9:29:05 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
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