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~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~~~
The Peoples Cube ^ | June 10, 2009 | By Superkommissar Maksim

Posted on 06/12/2009 5:31:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Dancing with the Czars: Obama's New State-Run Show


The cast of Obama Czars hit the dance floor on the new show with the highly anticipated season premiere of Dancing with the Czars .

You will be introduced to twelve Czars, who hold varying positions of power within the administration.

The great thing about them is that Czars operate with impunity and are "under the radar" when it comes to making policy. They are accountable to no one except the President and, oh man, can they dance. 



The rules are unknown and the Czars don't have to undergo Senate Confirmation Hearings, they simply get appointed. Not only do they have immunity from elimination, Obama is likely to appoint more in the coming months.

Episode One will feature President Obama and TARP Czar Herb Allison. You will marvel at their prowess as they dance the Constitutional Side Step on the grave of Thomas Jefferson.

Following episodes are sure to feature Energy Czar Carol Browner and Health Reform Czar Nancy-Ann DeParle. With their solutions to problems being just the opposite of what is needed, their performance is guaranteed to be dangerous and entertaining.

Then there is Stimulus Accountability Czar Earl Devaney; his title alone is pure entertainment and his tap dancing will astound all.

Other dancers such as InfoTech Czar, and Urban Czar are quite the mystery. No one seems to know exactly what they do. Do they have talent or were they appointed to their positions as political favors? You'll have to watch to find out.

Tune in this season and watch which liberties and freedoms will be eroded first, on Dancing with the Czars! Coming to all state-run media outlets.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: america2point0; asocialistamerica; czar; czars; laughwhileyoucan; obama; obamajokes; obamunism; ofst; senateconfirmation; silliness; tyranny; ussa
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To: Robe
BEWARE, my next post MAY contain a picture of Meghan McCain in a thong.

You've been adequately warned...

121 posted on 06/12/2009 10:56:27 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: a fool in paradise
DaVinci (Microsoft Surface Physics Illustrator)

The world your kids are going to see will be amazing ....
122 posted on 06/12/2009 10:57:13 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: Robe

123 posted on 06/12/2009 10:57:36 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: Lucky9teen

This had to be a prank and pre-arranged yes? Perfect for Friday silliness thread.


124 posted on 06/12/2009 11:58:11 AM PDT by freebird5850 (O-Bomba is not the Messia. Jesus was a carpenter and could build a cabinet!)
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To: Lucky9teen

SIlliest of the day!


125 posted on 06/12/2009 2:56:20 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: Lucky9teen
It's a gas!


126 posted on 06/12/2009 3:09:50 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: Lucky9teen
For Jar Jar Binks Obama.
127 posted on 06/12/2009 5:28:59 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: GlennBeck08

Pens win...beat the red wings.....WOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOO......
Now if only the Pirates could break 500 in a season...


128 posted on 06/12/2009 8:12:30 PM PDT by Yorlik803 ( If this be treason, then lets make the best of it.)
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To: sunny48
Gas powered La-Z-Boy...

Good one! I bet the people who stopped to talk to him were asking how they could order one.

129 posted on 06/12/2009 8:16:55 PM PDT by floozy22
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To: sunny48

130 posted on 06/12/2009 9:36:09 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( Don't mess with the mockingbird! /\/\ http://tiny.cc/freepthis)
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To: Lucky9teen

BTTT, just burnin' 'em up.

131 posted on 06/12/2009 9:44:29 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (When you put Democrats in charge, stupid / deadly things happen... :^)
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To: workerbee

re: post #50
Workerbee, where did you get this pic?

It’s absolutely priceless!
Thank you so much for sharing it here!!!

I’m copying it and putting it on my Facebook profile! :))

xoxoxo,
Meeky


132 posted on 06/13/2009 12:04:40 AM PDT by MeekMom (http://www.soroswatch.com/)
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To: Nateman

re: 117

FREAKIN’ HYSTERICAL Nateman!

I needed a good scare/laugh! :)

xoxo,
Meeky


133 posted on 06/13/2009 12:09:28 AM PDT by MeekMom (http://www.soroswatch.com/)
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To: Yorlik803

What an awesome game though.. Congratulations Pens and fans. The Pirates... at least you’ve got the 70s?!? :)


134 posted on 06/13/2009 7:24:54 AM PDT by GlennBeck08
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To: martin_fierro

Wild stuff — thanks for the ping.


135 posted on 06/13/2009 4:51:52 PM PDT by dighton
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To: MeekMom

I see UGLY people!

something_ugly_this_way_comes pureugly horrorprompter firstalien MCDNOBY EC002 newtorture

136 posted on 06/13/2009 9:55:14 PM PDT by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: Nateman

re: 136
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Those are too scary for anyone to look at!!! :)

Please add me to your ping list if you have one Nateman!

God’s blessings to you & yours FRiend! :)

xoxo,
Meeky


137 posted on 06/14/2009 1:03:33 AM PDT by MeekMom (http://www.soroswatch.com/)
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