How many Frepers does it take to screw in a light bulb? (Friday Humor)

[Borges]

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

4 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

5 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

6 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what supermarkets are offering discounts on brands of light bulbs, and what customer service they expect in a lightbulb shop

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

[boxerblues]

Hit refresh or F5 several times.

Honest it was a real thread from 2000, now it will only load when it dang well feels like it

[12chachacha]

1 to remind us that Obama is still “Working” on changing his incandescent lamps to cfl’s

[NCC-1701]

It depends whether or not it’s above ones paygrade.

[Clinging Bitterly]

Old Freper light bulb links that work...

There's this one:

How many freepers does it take to change a light bulb?

And the Dumies have a version:

How many Freepers does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Slings and Arrows]

None. They're too busy cleaning their guhs.

[Clinging Bitterly]

Yup. After refreshing about ten times it did come up.

Tried to ping it but it is locked. I did archive it though.

[Ronin]

Yer all a buncha pussies!

REAL conservatives use WHALE OIL LAMPS!

[metmom]

You spelled FReepers wrong.

Shoulda used spell check.

Or is that spellcheck?

[Danae]

You forgot to add the 5 who are trying to catch the spork weasels who ran off with the light bulbs....

[MeekOneGOP]

What’s a “Freper”??

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Freper&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=&aqi=

:)

[metmom]

Those DUmmies just can’t do anything right....

[Billthedrill]

At least one who’ll post “Oh, your light bulb’s burnt out? You should buy a Mac!”

[MeekOneGOP]

And When you click on the Did you mean FREEPER ??...

THIS is the first image that comes up!

http://www.angelfire.com/co/COMMONSENSE/freeper_alert.jpg

LOL! :)

[ctdonath2]

On FR, nobody knows you’re a mouse.

[MeekOneGOP]

DANG!!!

I HATE ANGELFIRE!!!

I learned a long time ago you CAN’T post an
image of an Angelfire pic on FR, but I used
to be able to hot link them like that.

But not ANYMORE, I guess. :(

[Commander8]

That pretty much nails it.

[Darksheare]

Just genius!
And when the Frepers are out beig decoys for us, we’re sneaking around with our armor plated rocket bunnies creating havoc on the lawns whilst cavorting with schizophrenic wombats that are on dimethyltryptamine.
It all culminates in the fantastic Wok Launch of Sporkweasel Day.

[Lazamataz]

....and one Lazamataz to twist the meaning of the word “screw”.

[Rightly Biased]

How many Freepers does it take to change a lightbulb?
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a38e913210e1f.htm

But it seems to be gone now....

so I guess it won’t do no good to say already posted

[Rightly Biased]

twist,Screw,twist

I think we get the idea...