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Posted on 09/18/2009 5:40:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
National 
Day
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says 'Hey bartender give me a beer'.
The bartender says - 'I'm sorry we don't serve food here'.
Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they re boygers, not girlgers! Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!
Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.
How do we know hamburgers have high IQ s? They loin fast!
How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!
How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!
How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!
How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty ? I’ve been flamed!
What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!
What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!
What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You’ve got no beef, soldier!
What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.
What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it’s back to the old grind!
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, Well done !
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cheeseburgers; freepun; ofst; silliness
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To: envisio
161
posted on
09/18/2009 11:36:45 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income. Fire the government)
To: Lucky9teen
ACORN Job Application Form
To: sunny48
163
posted on
09/18/2009 1:43:36 PM PDT
by
handy old one
(If you play in nature be prepared to be played with!!)
To: Lady Jag
164
posted on
09/18/2009 2:51:22 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: HangnJudge
Looks like a modern version of the guys from “Mad Men”. (the Asian guy is the give away this is not a photo from the 60’s).
165
posted on
09/18/2009 3:40:01 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(As a matter of fact, yes I DO care if Jimmy cracks corn !)
To: OnTheDress
Galapagos Isl. Fast Food?
166
posted on
09/18/2009 3:44:40 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(As a matter of fact, yes I DO care if Jimmy cracks corn !)
To: Penn_Cajun
They just aren’t that goodAgreed. Good but not great.
When you need a good burger, it has to be a local joint that every one says is the best they ever had.
Until you meet some one from another town who says that of their local joint.
167
posted on
09/18/2009 3:51:45 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(As a matter of fact, yes I DO care if Jimmy cracks corn !)
To: mylife
Is that the
Heart Attack Grill? I passed by there the other day. They have an ambulance parked in front of the restaurant.
Their menu:
To: mom3boys
I am interested in the waitresses L0L
169
posted on
09/18/2009 4:38:23 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: mom3boys
Yeah that’s the heart attack grille
170
posted on
09/18/2009 4:38:59 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: Scythian
This job app is more like it.
171
posted on
09/18/2009 4:50:26 PM PDT
by
50mm
(AARP is a steaming pile)
To: mylife
To: mom3boys
“WARNING” only attempt this under strict unclad medical attention!
173
posted on
09/18/2009 5:02:46 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: Lucky9teen
174
posted on
09/18/2009 5:41:36 PM PDT
by
Bean Counter
(No, I am Jim Thompson!!)
To: 50mm
To: Nateman
You’re killin’ me Nate! ROFLOL
176
posted on
09/18/2009 11:57:12 PM PDT
by
MeekMom
(http://www.bible.ca/indexsalvation.htm)
To: 50mm
re: 171
ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
177
posted on
09/19/2009 12:02:54 AM PDT
by
MeekMom
(http://www.bible.ca/indexsalvation.htm)
To: paulycy
178
posted on
09/19/2009 5:41:46 PM PDT
by
Salem
(Everything is going to be okay! - http://www.salemthesoldier.us/Okay)
To: paulycy
179
posted on
09/19/2009 6:44:45 PM PDT
by
MortMan
(Stubbing one's toes is a valid (if painful) way of locating furniture in the dark.)
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