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Passed out vodka lover comes to sporting lewd tattoo
The Local (Sweden( ^ | 10/5/09

Posted on 10/06/2009 8:44:15 AM PDT by llevrok

A 27-year-old man from northern Sweden has certain regrets about drinking a full bottle of vodka after waking up the morning after with a six inch penis tattooed on his leg, newspaper Aftonbladet reports.

The man with the obscene tattoo, identified only as Joel, recalls little of the evening that led to the ink-filled art attack.

"The last thing I remember is leaving my apartment," he told Aftonbladet.

But friends were soon able to fill him in on all the gory details of a raucous May evening in Umeå.

After hitting one of the town's nightspots, the group headed for a hamburger joint where Joel waxed lyrical about a tattoo of a mustache on a companion's finger. With a belly full of booze and an eye for adventure, he announced to all present that he too would like to get himself a drunken tattoo.

Little did he know that the next booth was occupied by a tattoo artist, who immediately expressed an interest in fulfilling Joel's wish just as long as he was given free rein to express himself fully on the drunk man's limbs.

Joel and a friend subsequently took off with the stranger in a taxi. But despite waking up with an x-rated leg, Joel said he felt no anger toward the dirty-minded doodler.

"I found out afterwards who it was. He works at a studio here. But I went along with it, he didn't exactly force me."

Joel said he was initially worried what his mother would think, adding that he did not bathe in public at all this summer.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: holdmuhbeer; napl; tattoo; vodka
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To: smokingfrog

Just because it looks cute as stick-on glitter, doesn’t mean it will look good as a tattoo.


41 posted on 10/06/2009 10:56:50 AM PDT by PLMerite (Speak Truth to Stupid.)
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To: llevrok
How does one say "Madam would you like to see my two penises" in Swedish?
42 posted on 10/06/2009 11:07:17 AM PDT by usmcobra (Your chances of dying in bed are reduced by getting out of it, but most people still die in bed)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The only time I passed out in Sweden after vodka, I woke up next to a skanky blond teen wearing too much make up and my shirt. (I was 18) I scrubbed myself raw and cipro sucks.


43 posted on 10/06/2009 11:07:27 AM PDT by rmlew (“Democracy tends to ignore..., threats to its existence because it loathes doing what is needed)
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To: Callahan
I’m just learning live with my stuff being 2 inches...from the floor.

Laying on your stomach again?

44 posted on 10/06/2009 11:11:02 AM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead. Bonus tag line: FAIL 246, Obama 0)
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To: The Comedian
I don't think Americans are immune to equally stupid tattoos. I don't care how profound something is, if it is on the face or neck it is dumb. I like this handy dandy chart.


45 posted on 10/06/2009 11:25:58 AM PDT by Mr. Blonde (You ever thought about being weird for a living?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

At least it wasn’t that butt tattoo with multiple ones i’ve seen out there on the internet. I’m trying to look for a bright side here. I think if I linked it i’d be banned and then nauseated for the rest of the week LOL.


46 posted on 10/06/2009 11:32:04 AM PDT by Trillian
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To: Mr. Blonde
That's friggin' awesome.


47 posted on 10/06/2009 12:02:20 PM PDT by The Comedian (Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
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To: llevrok
Four balls ? Wha ?
48 posted on 10/06/2009 12:33:48 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: martin_fierro; stylecouncilor

A work of art.


49 posted on 10/06/2009 3:13:59 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: GSWarrior

He could sue the tattoo artist but I doubt if it would stand up in court.

LOL! great double entendre


50 posted on 10/06/2009 3:21:41 PM PDT by READINABLUESTATE
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To: AxelPaulsenJr

Mr Bobbit sings “everytime you go away, you take a piece of me with you”


51 posted on 10/06/2009 4:58:54 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: ThirdMate
You say potato I say vodka
52 posted on 10/06/2009 5:02:09 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: The Comedian

LOL! I don’t much care for the standard array of tattoos, though I am fascinated by the folks who go full body, especially in combination with bling and inserts.

Points to that guy for his sense of humor!


53 posted on 10/07/2009 6:24:52 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (Freedom is taken, not given.)
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To: llevrok; Slings and Arrows
Joel just needs to hook up with the gal who has a ruler tat that says, "You must be this tall to ride."
54 posted on 10/07/2009 6:27:44 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (Freedom is taken, not given.)
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To: Titan Magroyne

Sounds like a match made in the trailer park.


55 posted on 10/07/2009 11:02:18 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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