Posted on 10/06/2009 8:44:15 AM PDT by llevrok
A 27-year-old man from northern Sweden has certain regrets about drinking a full bottle of vodka after waking up the morning after with a six inch penis tattooed on his leg, newspaper Aftonbladet reports.
The man with the obscene tattoo, identified only as Joel, recalls little of the evening that led to the ink-filled art attack.
"The last thing I remember is leaving my apartment," he told Aftonbladet.
But friends were soon able to fill him in on all the gory details of a raucous May evening in Umeå.
After hitting one of the town's nightspots, the group headed for a hamburger joint where Joel waxed lyrical about a tattoo of a mustache on a companion's finger. With a belly full of booze and an eye for adventure, he announced to all present that he too would like to get himself a drunken tattoo.
Little did he know that the next booth was occupied by a tattoo artist, who immediately expressed an interest in fulfilling Joel's wish just as long as he was given free rein to express himself fully on the drunk man's limbs.
Joel and a friend subsequently took off with the stranger in a taxi. But despite waking up with an x-rated leg, Joel said he felt no anger toward the dirty-minded doodler.
"I found out afterwards who it was. He works at a studio here. But I went along with it, he didn't exactly force me."
Joel said he was initially worried what his mother would think, adding that he did not bathe in public at all this summer.
Just because it looks cute as stick-on glitter, doesn’t mean it will look good as a tattoo.
The only time I passed out in Sweden after vodka, I woke up next to a skanky blond teen wearing too much make up and my shirt. (I was 18) I scrubbed myself raw and cipro sucks.
Laying on your stomach again?
At least it wasn’t that butt tattoo with multiple ones i’ve seen out there on the internet. I’m trying to look for a bright side here. I think if I linked it i’d be banned and then nauseated for the rest of the week LOL.
A work of art.
He could sue the tattoo artist but I doubt if it would stand up in court.
LOL! great double entendre
Mr Bobbit sings “everytime you go away, you take a piece of me with you”
LOL! I don’t much care for the standard array of tattoos, though I am fascinated by the folks who go full body, especially in combination with bling and inserts.
Points to that guy for his sense of humor!
Sounds like a match made in the trailer park.
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