FREE REPUBLIC EXCLUSIVE: The Hadley CRU emails are FAKE! [Satire]

grey_whiskers ^ | 11-24-2009 | grey_whiskers

[grey_whiskers]

STOP THE PRESSES!

After doing a search on a number of links to the controversial emails which have been leaked or hacked from the Hadley Climate Research Center, it has been discovered that they are most likely FAKE.

An examination of the emails in detail shows that they used proportional fonts, which were not available at the time of George Bush's stint in the Texas Air National Guard.

"He played on our FEARS!" thundered a visibly upset Al Gore, screaming from a prepared statement. "He BETRAYED THIS COUNTRY!"

Mary Mapes was unavailable for comment.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Lignten ip Francis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrllCZw8jiM

[potlatch]

Lol, you just stole my line - while I sat here and thought about it!!

Dan's frequency seems to be contagious.

[shibumi]

That’s the most amazingly-almost-semi-not-quite-successful attempt at non-humor I have ever read.

You owe me five minutes of my life back.

[UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide]

In before ZOT... I hopefully click.

[PeaceBeWithYou]

ip?

[Electric Graffiti]

Great Pic!! But it’s missing the looter guy bringing in more beers. Lol.

[MHGinTN]

‘Lighten up, Francis.’

[potlatch]

SATIRE RULES!

[Pan_Yan]

Tree ring data shows conclusively that those emails could not have been transferred to Russia without significant manipulation of the server code.

[Noob1999]

Oh, that’s really a Wow!

Super, Super Wow!

I’ve spent so much time and money on this issue, I even think that the Brazilian Ckinachow - “Slime” that sleeps between Tipper and me, is just trying to get away from GLOBAL WARMING.

Bless his soul!

I really hope that my scam GW issue will be able to save “slime” from a possible fly swatter in the office!

[Delta 21]

But wait. I went to one of the sites when the whole thing was breaking and downloaded the zip file in question.....just to get in on it, you know, one more hit one more server of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Looking thru the zip file there was tons of files you would have to be a nerdy/tech type to manipulate, but one of the few that I did recognize is this one and, I must admit, it has me puzzeled.

[smokingfrog]

[shibumi]

That was levity.


Note the run on use of modifiers and the quasi serious tone.

(Do we really have to tag every joke?)

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Lighten up Francis. LOL I was in a hurry.

[PeaceBeWithYou]

Wait...if it was an attempt at non-humor...it was successful, quite successful.

Did it really take you 5 minutes?

BG

[CottShop]

Oh Great- now you’ve given Democratic underground, Huffington Post, and the mainstream media the amunition they need to fight back “But but... Fr has proof the emails are fake- they wrote an article about them being fake”

[shibumi]

They were non-linear quantum minutes.

[PeaceBeWithYou]

OK. Almost as long as Microsoft seconds.

[Chode]

tooo funny...