FREE REPUBLIC EXCLUSIVE: The Hadley CRU emails are FAKE! [Satire]

grey_whiskers ^ | 11-24-2009 | grey_whiskers

[grey_whiskers]

STOP THE PRESSES!

After doing a search on a number of links to the controversial emails which have been leaked or hacked from the Hadley Climate Research Center, it has been discovered that they are most likely FAKE.

An examination of the emails in detail shows that they used proportional fonts, which were not available at the time of George Bush's stint in the Texas Air National Guard.

"He played on our FEARS!" thundered a visibly upset Al Gore, screaming from a prepared statement. "He BETRAYED THIS COUNTRY!"

Mary Mapes was unavailable for comment.

[grey_whiskers]

Cheers!

[bray]

Now maybe the Establishmedia will cover it?

Pray for America’s Freedom

[100American]

Stupid post alert

[CASchack]

A little too tongue-in-cheek for this Freeper, although I’m sure that it won’t be long before such a defense is mounted.

[omega4179]

Fake but accurate!!

[smokingfrog]

Had me goin’ there for a sec.

[MestaMachine]

The same, only different.

[50mm]

Cheers!

[mamelukesabre]

I think this thread went right over my head. I don’t understand.

[texas_mrs]

It’s not the nature of the evidence, but the seriousness of the charge!

[BlueDragon]

I thought it was lol fun-ny. Maybe I needed the comic relief.

It may have helped to have been well enough acquainted with the poster and the references.

But then again, I loved the Obama Nobel prize threads, too, even the multiple "aw geez, not this again" reactionary portions.
It was a FR riot. What a day. It was absurdest classic...

[MHGinTN]

Daggumit, where’s the sarcasm tag?

[Frantzie]

I am so sick of idiots posting satire posts. Probably idiots who watch TV and college and NFL balls games as they slip closer towards serfdom.

[MHGinTN]

What’s the frequency, Kenneth?

[50mm]

Ra^ther funny take on ^the global warming ^theory liars.

[HangnJudge]

[Liberty Valance]

Ha!

[HangnJudge]

[ak267]

Fake but accurate!!
+++++++++++++++++++++++

Isn’t that what Dan Rather said????

[PeaceBeWithYou]

I was looking thru the raw data files, there are quite a few 999.9 in the temperature column.

This could be the reporting device signaling a malfunction, or a cover-up for a lazy meterologist, or something else.

I was wondering when the computer sees a 999.9 what value gets inputed into the graphing calculations? 999.9? AVG? MEAN? NULL? WAG?

Until someone actually cranks up the programs and feed in the data, or compares the inputs with the outputs - it is all speculation - but given the tone of those emails. What are we most likely to find?