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Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!
ME of course! | k Moriens

Posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:04 PM PST by kylemoriens

Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!


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To: Tax-chick
Tomorrow is my second "root planing," if the weather allows.

OW!

Did the removal work for OldTax-lady? I may have to go down that road myself.

121 posted on 02/02/2010 10:10:14 AM PST by BelegStrongbow (Dear Leader: you have two ears and one mouth. Start using them in proportion.)
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To: Tax-chick
We’re freezing. And wet. How are you?

Hi, lady! We had about 6 inches of light-textured snow on Saturday, the kind you can brush away with a broom, but even that gets dangerous at night; so I didn't go see the "Bold Fresh" show at the local movie theater. We had a warm snap yesterday that helped clear the rooftops and pavements, leaving a lot of snae on the ground. Today some of the grass is peeking through, but I still have a large clientele of birds and squirrels at the feeders.

How was your storm in NC?

122 posted on 02/02/2010 10:13:57 AM PST by Albion Wilde (Liberals love the poor so much they came up w/ a plan to create millions more of them. - Ann Coulter)
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To: BelegStrongbow; Tax-chick

Early spring here. Cool, overcast, some rain. Going to get a haircut and beard trim this afternoon.


123 posted on 02/02/2010 10:33:20 AM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar; BelegStrongbow; Tax-chick

http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/hdfForecast?query=10958&searchType=WEATHER

Local area for me.
31.8 degrees.


124 posted on 02/02/2010 10:49:51 AM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: kylemoriens

I think you may have a legal problem.

The Democrats trademarked this idea many many years ago.


125 posted on 02/02/2010 11:04:26 AM PST by Chesterbelloc
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To: Chesterbelloc

Welcome to the February home of the Undead Thread.
We’ve moved our things in, swept the floors, and set up the furniture.
Come on in and make yourself at home!


126 posted on 02/02/2010 11:28:01 AM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: kylemoriens

By now the secret service is probably finding out exacty where you live and your confession to all the world to help plot your conviction. You might want to study law while you are locked away so in 30 years when you are out you’ll have a career to work with.


127 posted on 02/02/2010 11:32:16 AM PST by chris_bdba
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To: kylemoriens

WOOHOO! My first IBTZ for 2010!


128 posted on 02/02/2010 11:33:49 AM PST by OB1kNOb (I'd rather be over the hill than under it.)
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To: sionnsar

:here comes ‘Face, dragging up the rear with half-baked chocolate chip cookies.:


129 posted on 02/02/2010 11:49:34 AM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
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To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; callisto; Chode; clamper1797; ...

Happy Ground Hog’s Day!


130 posted on 02/02/2010 12:04:30 PM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
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To: Monkey Face
The little frakker saw his shadow. 6 more weeks of this crap.

I say we skin him for a hat.

131 posted on 02/02/2010 12:37:04 PM PST by Dead Corpse (III, Oathkeeper)
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To: Dead Corpse

We can get a bunch of his frakkin friends and make some coats, too!


132 posted on 02/02/2010 12:53:36 PM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
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To: Dead Corpse
Make him the base ingredient for BÔD ÜGHT the drink of Simian revolution!
133 posted on 02/02/2010 1:02:52 PM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Monkey Face

Wha thank you, ma dear!


134 posted on 02/02/2010 1:23:07 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (Support our troops, and vote out the RINO's!)
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar

Thanks Face. You too!

Thanks for the ping to the new digs, Sion.


135 posted on 02/02/2010 1:36:25 PM PST by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face

Afternoon, y’all. I took some kids to the library and Walmart, and then let them watch several episodes of “Word Girl.” But now, it’s getting loud, and DP needs to get up anyway, or he’ll be awake all night.


136 posted on 02/02/2010 2:07:34 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
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To: sionnsar

An excellent choice of threads.


137 posted on 02/02/2010 2:47:17 PM PST by BJClinton (0bama is not the anti-christ. Satan wouldn't be such a screw up.)
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To: BJClinton; sionnsar; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; Darksheare; Pippin
February second is too, too repetitious.

Every time my wife tells me it's Groundhog Day, I always respond, "Again!"

138 posted on 02/02/2010 2:57:15 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Don’t worry, tomorrow will be sequential.


139 posted on 02/02/2010 3:18:40 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
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To: Tax-chick

Unless you wake up hearing, “So put yer little hand in mine...” and somebody keeps saying It’s cooooooold out there!


140 posted on 02/02/2010 3:24:11 PM PST by BelegStrongbow (Dear Leader: you have two ears and one mouth. Start using them in proportion.)
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