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Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry
The Daily Caller ^ | 04/30/10 | Staff

Posted on 04/30/2010 10:22:21 AM PDT by OldDeckHand

In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.

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To: Slings and Arrows

Definitely not a ping.


21 posted on 04/30/2010 10:26:18 AM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: dfwgator

*snort*


22 posted on 04/30/2010 10:26:28 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: JPG

23 posted on 04/30/2010 10:26:28 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: OldDeckHand

ON MY! It ate his colon..


24 posted on 04/30/2010 10:26:28 AM PDT by FarmerW
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25 posted on 04/30/2010 10:26:33 AM PDT by isthisnickcool (NOVEMBER-2-2010!)
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To: OldDeckHand

That gives Bawney Fwank goose-bumps.


26 posted on 04/30/2010 10:26:37 AM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: OldDeckHand

With friends like that, who needs enemas?!


27 posted on 04/30/2010 10:26:46 AM PDT by SparkyBass
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To: dfwgator

Where’s the black-and-white gif of the offended Englishman with “Cease this Faggotry at once!”


28 posted on 04/30/2010 10:26:46 AM PDT by hoagy62 (.)
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To: Darksheare

Wonder if these “pranksters” will be charged with murder?


29 posted on 04/30/2010 10:26:47 AM PDT by caww
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To: OldDeckHand

For eternity he’ll have to answer the question...”and how did you go?”


30 posted on 04/30/2010 10:26:58 AM PDT by JPG (Mr. Gore, we have a warrant for your arrest...put your hands behind your back.)
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To: dead

Rectum?, Rectum hell, it kill him!


31 posted on 04/30/2010 10:27:01 AM PDT by outhousepatrol
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To: r9etb

He was probably hoping the eel would eat the hamster...


32 posted on 04/30/2010 10:27:08 AM PDT by jessduntno ("If you want security, go to prison, you're fed, clothed, given medical. But...there's no freedom.")
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To: Allegra; Eaker

Thread title of the day....so far.

Eaker cheats death again thank goodness....


33 posted on 04/30/2010 10:27:10 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: OldDeckHand

I opened this thinking it was going to be Steve-o, or another one of the Johnny Knoxville crowd.


34 posted on 04/30/2010 10:27:32 AM PDT by libs_kma (If you RAM it down our throats in 2009, we're going to SHOVE it up your "donkey" in 2010!!!!!)
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To: OldDeckHand
Roman Policeman - Seize him! Do you know the punishment for a slave who strikes a Roman citizen?
(The crowd starts shouting and raising hands)
OK, you, you had your hand up first.

Man 1 - Death by torture!

Roman Policeman - Nooo. You?

Man 2 - Crucifixion!

Roman Policeman - Wrong! You?

Man 3 - They shove a living snake up your ass!

Roman Policeman - Whew, ahh. No, but that's very creative!

History of the World, Part I

35 posted on 04/30/2010 10:27:46 AM PDT by BlueLancer (I'm getting a fine tootsy-frootsying right here...)
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To: OldDeckHand

People in Asia do funny stuff with food.


36 posted on 04/30/2010 10:27:51 AM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: dfwgator

Rectum hell, killed him.


37 posted on 04/30/2010 10:27:57 AM PDT by depenzz (Its what you learn after you know it all that counts.)
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To: dfwgator

“Rectum?”

Wrecked em? It frigging killed him.


38 posted on 04/30/2010 10:28:01 AM PDT by MPJackal ("From my cold dead hands.")
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To: caww

China?
Dunno.
It Depends.


39 posted on 04/30/2010 10:28:02 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: hoagy62

40 posted on 04/30/2010 10:28:10 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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