Laz would hit it.
Posted on 05/19/2010 3:03:57 AM PDT by shibumi
OCHOPEE, Fla. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Bigfoot mating season is underway in the Florida Everglades and the furry, horny creature is out for blood. Dave Shealy, an RV park owner in Ochopee, Florida, is the leading researcher of the Skunk Ape, Bigfoot’s “smaller, smellier cousin.”
He says there are seven to nine Skunk Apes currently living in the Everglades and right now is the best time to spot one because it’s their mating season.
Lately, he’s heard lots of campers report strange sounds coming from the swamps. He figures it’s the Skunk Ape’s mating call, which sounds like a low-pitched dove cooing.
Though Skunk Apes are generally shy, Shealy says women on their periods should be careful when hiking the area because the cryptoids are attracted to the scent of menstruation.
They’re also aroused by used lingerie, so female campers shouldn’t hang their panties out to dry because, in his words, “That’s like raising a flag and inviting them in.”
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I’m as white and right as you can get but comparing Michelle Obama, or any black person, to an ape is extremely offensive to me, to the targeted person, and many, many other people.
Laz would hit it.
Robert Crumb PING
I bet that don’t last long
Dude. Pictures.
Goonie Goo Goo
[EDDIE MURPHY - BIGFOOT - LANGUAGE WARNING!!!]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awrfIReVQtA
Were you offended when they compared President Bush to a Chimp? Did you express outrage at the disgusting, racist caricatures of Condaleeza Rice?
By the way, they aren't comparing Michelle to an ape; they're comparing Michelle to a Wookie.
“Half, Eddie! I want half!”
That’s a problem too!
A gross insult to Wookies everywhere!
Reading these post no wonder the ‘real’ big foot is still in hiding.
LOL.
THX.
It’s no coincidence that Chewbacca sounds like a constipated donkey, braying.
I didn’t get too upset about the Bush-Chimp comparison on a consider-the-source basis. I did get upset when they did that to Condoleeza Rice.
We can’t be better than them if we say they did it too. Sounds too playground to me.
I say, let’s focus on her Commie husband’s destructive policies and leave the wife and kids out of it.
Really, I have to say that the slams against Michelle Obama are pretty classless for the most part. True, she has the fashion sense of...well, I don’t know what the heck dresses like that...and she is a bleedin’s communist, but I guarantee you that if her husband was a conservative FR would be full of people saying she’s beautiful, tall and in great shape.
We look like jackasses when we do this stuff instead of focusing on the unamerican ideology espoused by jer and her hubbby.
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