(-:~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~:-)

[Lucky9teen]

It's a lively game of cinema karaoke, with Obama as the unwitting star.
See if you like him better in Bonnie and Clyde, Gone With The Wind, or maybe just on CNN.

[CholeraJoe]

IBTP?

[absolootezer0]

IBTP!

[BibChr]

TOP FIVE!!

[Lucky9teen]

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TIME FOR SOME SILLINESS

CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST

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[CPOSharky]

Missed IBTP by seconds...

[Logic n' Reason]

Either no one is funny anymore....or everyone has given up on BEING funny...so...in honor of Friday's Silliness Thread, and the Open being played on the Old Course, here's a little "day brightener" for all you "tech-o-philes"!

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: Hello?
WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?
MAN: Yep, sure am.....
WOMAN: I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much...
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2010 models. I saw one I really liked.
MAN: How much?
WOMAN: $85,000
MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options...
WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing . The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000...down from $1.500,000
MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.
WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later! I love you!
MAN: Bye, I love you, too. The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

There! Ain't life grand, tho??

[Lucky9teen]

California vs. Arizona

California:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills the State $200 after testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 for testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote awareness” program for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8. The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.

9. Additional cost to State of California: $75,000 to hire and train a new security agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

10. PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files suit against the State.

Arizona:

The Governor of Arizona is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks her dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that’s why California is broke.

[CSM]

Woo Hoo, finally a top 10 for me!

[holly go-rightly]

yay it’s FRIDAY!

[verga]

top ten fianlly

[martin_fierro]

CITIZEN KANE

APPROVES OF THIS SILLINESS

[Pan_Yan]

Winner.

[verga]

Beat me by 8 seconds

[verga]

It's a lively game of cinema karaoke, with Obama as the unwitting star. See if you like him better in Bonnie and Clyde, Gone With The Wind, or maybe just on CNN.

Actually I would like him best "on his way out"

[saganite]

[saganite]

Hey, I don’t see Out of Africa, The Manchurian Candidate or Red Dawn here!

[Arrowhead1952]

Remembrance - a good thing:

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life.

After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, “Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?”

Murphy said, “I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn’s hat.”

The priest said, “Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn’t steal McGlynn’s hat. What changed your mind?”

Murphy replied, “Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn’t need to steal McGlynn’s hat after all.”

With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; “After I talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell?”

Murphy slowly shook his head. “No, Father, after ya talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ I remembered where I left me hat.”

[Tanniker Smith]

Classic Cartoon Statistics

(C)Copyright 2010, C. Burke. All rights reserved.


There were so many absolutes in the classic cartoons, and the only shades of gray were the penguins and rabbits.

[a fool in paradise]

[secret garden]

Wow! Great lineup of movie posters. I can’t pick out my favorite.

[a fool in paradise]

Summertime Safety Tip #312

The ski jump is closed. Find something else to do.

[fredhead]

My all time favorite classic cartoon:

[fredhead]

Here’s the entire toon.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55G7T8VdWEs

[a fool in paradise]

Summertime Safety Tip #411

Don't drink the pool water.

Vienna swimmers drink 5,000 litres pool water a day (Austrian Independent 12. 07. 10.)

[fredhead]

Maybe we should sic Bugs on 0bama.

“Eh, (chomp chomg) NEXT!”

[MissTed]

[stephenjohnbanker]

LMAO!!

[DieNarrin]

Loved the posters, especially the “belligerence” one. I guess we can all assume that we are the ones squealing like a pig! Oh can I say that or is that anti-muslim?

[stephenjohnbanker]

That one is in my top ten for sure!

[a fool in paradise]

[a fool in paradise]

[a fool in paradise]

[MissTed]

The Ultimate Facebook..

I'll admit, the picture creeps me out.

[Tanniker Smith]

[Tanniker Smith]

[Tanniker Smith]

[Tanniker Smith]

[Dick Bachert]

[Dick Bachert]

BE STILL MY HEART!

[a fool in paradise]

What is brown and sticky?







A stick.

[a fool in paradise]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?







A carrot.

[Daffynition]

Did you see the morning news? ...Obama's Al Qaeda ties finally confirmed...

[MissTed]

So true! lol

[Bean Counter]

"Attention Walmart Shoppers!!"



Why do I have a feeling Jim Henson is behind her......working her arms?



WOW! That’s so cool! JanSport came out with a new flesh colored fanny-pack….wait….hold on….can it be….is it…..OH MY DEAR GOD!



Damn!...just...Damn!!



HEY! HEY! ---HOLD STILL!!! There’s a ****in’ jellyfish on your head! HOLD STILL SO I CAN GET IT OFF!!!



The irony here is overwhelming.



How did we get to this point as a species???



I cannot confirm if this is indeed THE Little Miss Muffet.



OOOOWWW, she’s a BRICK (da-na-na-na) HOUSE. She’s MIGHTY- MIGHTY, just LETTIN’ it ALL hang-out.

[upchuck]

Thank goodness for Adblock Plus.

[a fool in paradise]

How did we get to this point as a species???

I take it you still have not seen Idiocracy.

[a fool in paradise]

[Lucky9teen]

Classic!! They just don't make em like they used to and they NEVER show em anymore either.

Here's my favorite all time cartoon

[bmwcyle]