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Barnett v Obama: Appellants' Opening Brief, 9th Circuit Court of Appeals
9th Circuit Court of Appeals ^ | 08/06/2010 | Orly Tatiz

Posted on 08/13/2010 12:35:03 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan

Orly Taitz closes her brief with the following:

"Shortly after Judge Carter completely changed his tune, Taitz came to the court house, brought some pleadings and heard the Marine march playing. Judge Carter, a former Marine was celebrating the Marine Corps day. There was a huge teddy bear sitting in the midst of the hallway, it had a shirt with the Marine insignia, the band was playing, clerk Sidharth Velamoor was there, all the other clerks and employees were there. Everyone was waiting for Judge Carter and the cake. Taitz started choking and trying to gather some strength to hold back tears. The only ones, who were missing, were Marines. The same Marines, whom Carter named cowards for standing up for the Constitution of this country, Marines, who sacrificed their carriers, earnings, who risked retaliation were called cowards.

Taitz turned around and left, and the Marine March kept playing on and on, on and on ... "

(Excerpt) Read more at scribd.com ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 9thcircuit; barnettvobama; birthers; certifigate; naturalborncitizen; orly; orlytaitz; taitz; whackamole
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To: Lurking Libertarian
Her stuff used to be ghost-written for her by Charles Lincoln III, an ex-lawyer and ex-con who has been disbarred in three states, but at least knew what a legal document is supposed to look like. She and Lincoln are now suing each other, and Lincoln has been filing affidavits describing how he had sex with Orly in her dentist's chair. (No, I am not making that part up.) Oh no! I was an Orly defender, but the prose is just too much. The possible dental chair sex is beyond too much. Like a morbid curiosity at a car accident, I find myself wondering how does the dental chair sex figure into his lawsuit?
41 posted on 08/13/2010 6:26:03 PM PDT by FreeStateYank (I want my country and constitution back, now!)
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To: BuckeyeTexan
Tex, who demands that parsy post log in and post something funny. I want to be pinged if he parsy pipes in on this one! He could have a field day!!!
42 posted on 08/13/2010 6:28:36 PM PDT by FreeStateYank (I want my country and constitution back, now!)
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To: RowdyFFC
Good for Orly Taitz...keep knocking on doors...keep the issue up front...do whatever it takes Orly...someday that door is going to open up and you’ll be ready. At least you’re doing something.

Most are just gutless wonders like the Taliban that bury their women in a hole and throw rocks and vile words at them until they’re dead.

So asking for non-insane legal briefs that might actually accomplish something is the same thing as stoning women to death?

That's a thought worthy of Orly.

43 posted on 08/13/2010 6:35:38 PM PDT by tired_old_conservative
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To: tired_old_conservative
So asking for non-insane legal briefs that might actually accomplish something is the same thing as stoning women to death?

That's a thought worthy of Orly.

I know, right?! /teenager off

44 posted on 08/13/2010 7:06:21 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind.)
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To: tired_old_conservative

Yeah, your beating up on this woman is clearly the same frame of mind as the Taliban.

I looked at her legal brief, and the citations in it. And if it only had one cite in it to the Constitution’s qualification of a natural born citizen, it would still make perfectly good sense...certainly more sense than a bunch of men beating up on the woman who wrote it with their pithy little remarks and condescension as they beat on their chests and throw verbal rocks.


45 posted on 08/13/2010 7:22:03 PM PDT by RowdyFFC (.)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

later


46 posted on 08/13/2010 7:30:24 PM PDT by Former MSM Viewer
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To: RowdyFFC
Yeah, your beating up on this woman is clearly the same frame of mind as the Taliban.

I looked at her legal brief, and the citations in it. And if it only had one cite in it to the Constitution’s qualification of a natural born citizen, it would still make perfectly good sense...certainly more sense than a bunch of men beating up on the woman who wrote it with their pithy little remarks and condescension as they beat on their chests and throw verbal rocks.

Well, if you are unable to distinguish between the acts of throwing acid in someone's face or stoning them to death and the act of pointing out the follies of a ludicrous, legal brief, then your intellect is obviously not up to the task of having a meaningful opinion on much of anything.

Verbal rocks are common in life. They are very different from actual rocks. Lose the rocks in your head, and you may be able to grasp the distinction.

47 posted on 08/13/2010 7:34:36 PM PDT by tired_old_conservative
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To: Tex-Con-Man

HomObot!

lol... these guys are stroking each other like it’s Pride Day in SF!


48 posted on 08/13/2010 7:40:02 PM PDT by TauntedTiger (Keep away from the fence!)
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To: tired_old_conservative; RowdyFFC
What the Taliban does:

Thinking Orly Taitz has no legal sense is hardly equivalent!

49 posted on 08/13/2010 7:42:11 PM PDT by Mr Rogers (When the ass brays, don't reply...)
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To: Mr Rogers

Um, that’s good, because she’s no Perry Mason. Bwahahaha! (Makes your ego feel good, doesn’t it?)

Nice to see that Orly’s gotten rid of whatever competent individual used to write her filings and has gone back to being the same nutcase we’ve all grown to know and love. (Next comes she’s a nutcase argument...Taliban lite...)

Her stuff used to be ghost-written for her by Charles Lincoln III, an ex-lawyer and ex-con who has been disbarred in three states, but at least knew what a legal document is supposed to look like. She and Lincoln are now suing each other, and Lincoln has been filing affidavits describing how he had sex with Orly in her dentist’s chair. (No, I am not making that part up.) (Taliban lite….I guess she needs 4 witnesses to prove that never happened.)

Orly Taitz, however, is incompetent. And she’s an attention whore, but I digress. There is no logic to follow in this brief. And there also is no conclusion, but again, I digress. As Lurking Libertarian said, this brief is nothing more than “a stream-of-consciousness rant.” She can’t keep her mind on one point of law (if she even knows what that is) without weaving off the road into a ditch of dramatic theatre and conspiratorial delusion. Orly is a freak show. She belongs in the center ring of a traveling circus not in Congress. (More Taliban lite…now she’s a whore and a freak. I bet that’s what they said right before they cut off that woman’s nose.)

The network that gives this woman a reality show will be printing money.

23 posted on Friday, August 13, 2010 4:01:28 PM by naturalized (Oh nice pics there Abu Naturalized!)

And what’s missing on Orly is most of her marbles. (She’s insane...Typical NEXTTTTTTTTTTT....)

She is, however, entertaining. (NEXT comes condescention…)

ROFL! The PROUD American Taliban lite...NOW WE’VE DONE ORLY TAITZ IN LET’S ALL GIVE OURSELVES A ^5!


50 posted on 08/13/2010 8:42:21 PM PDT by RowdyFFC (.)
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To: RowdyFFC

51 posted on 08/13/2010 8:57:46 PM PDT by Tex-Con-Man
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To: RowdyFFC

I think the girl in the picture would have been thrilled to just be called names. And in the case of Orly, the names are earned. They are descriptions, not insults.


52 posted on 08/13/2010 9:08:25 PM PDT by Mr Rogers (When the ass brays, don't reply...)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

A heroic article by a heroic woman. I hope all patriots reading it will contribute to her cause!


53 posted on 08/13/2010 9:58:46 PM PDT by 83Vet4Life
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To: bvw

Well a troll thread.


54 posted on 08/13/2010 9:58:55 PM PDT by Red Steel
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To: little jeremiah
What’s really insane is the 0thugga groupie toadies on FR.

Yeah, they want to have their very own circle on this thread.

55 posted on 08/13/2010 10:00:42 PM PDT by Red Steel
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To: 83Vet4Life
A heroic article by a heroic woman. I hope all patriots reading it will contribute to her cause!

Better yet...why not support a real cause by a real heroic woman who is actually accomplishing something in court:

Keep Arizona Safe

56 posted on 08/13/2010 10:45:53 PM PDT by Tex-Con-Man
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To: centurion316

Real compliments don’t include snarky jabs at someone who’s obviously bested you in facts and form.


57 posted on 08/13/2010 10:57:55 PM PDT by edge919
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To: AdmSmith; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; bigheadfred; blueyon; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; ...
Shortly after Judge Carter completely changed his tune, Taitz came to the court house, brought some pleadings and heard the Marine march playing. Judge Carter, a former Marine was celebrating the Marine Corps day. There was a huge teddy bear sitting in the midst of the hallway, it had a shirt with the Marine insignia, the band was playing, clerk Sidharth Velamoor was there, all the other clerks and employees were there. Everyone was waiting for Judge Carter and the cake. Taitz started choking and trying to gather some strength to hold back tears. The only ones, who were missing, were Marines. The same Marines, whom Carter named cowards for standing up for the Constitution of this country, Marines, who sacrificed their carriers, earnings, who risked retaliation were called cowards.

58 posted on 08/14/2010 4:59:33 AM PDT by SunkenCiv ("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

From the looks of this brief, it seems that Orly has stopped citing Polarik and Lucas Smith as evidence.

I think it’s telling that even Orly, who has a history of falling for every outrageous Birther rumor she hears, thinks their material is too worthless to rely on anymore. Which in turn suggests that folks who continue to rely on them have even lower evidentiary standards than Taitz.


59 posted on 08/14/2010 6:00:14 AM PDT by LorenC
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To: bvw
So which is the more insane by far? Vaughn Walker’s ruling on Prop 8, or Taitz’s dramatic pleading

Good question that none of them have answered. They must be all still tied up together in a staff meeting at the local bathhouse.

60 posted on 08/14/2010 6:17:36 AM PDT by Uncle Chip (TRUTH : Ignore it. Deride it. Allegorize it. Interpret it. But you can't ESCAPE it.)
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