(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

[Lucky9teen]

In an effort to restore Americans’ faith in their government, President Obama has taken advantage of a little-known clause in the Constitution to sweep away the most unpopular Congress in history, replacing Senators and House members alike with movie stars, game show hosts, pop divas and kittens.

Slipped into the Constitution by Ben Franklin, the so-called “Kick Congress in the Arse Clause” had always been dismissed by Constitutional historians as “just the kind of shenanigans Franklin liked to pull when he was loaded.” Most scholars agree that Franklin was drunk and in a joking mood when he persuaded the rest of the founding fathers to support the clause, which enhances a President’s recess appointment powers, allowing him to replace Congress, “but only if said President is of African descent.”

Former members of Congress were quick to express outrage over what they deemed a power grab on the part of the President. Former House Speaker John Boehner branded Obama’s move, “the kind of dirty trick Republican Presidents are known for.” Democrats Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid released a joint statement condemning the President for “displaying extreme courage by turning his back on his own party and doing what’s best for the country, which is not how we do things in Washington.”

News of the President’s action dominated the airways. Fox News Political analyist Juan Williams reacted angrily, insisting that President Obama is not African at all. “What Obama has done is completely illegal! He’s no more African than I am! For God’s sake, look at his birth certificate. Any idiot knows Barack Obama is Hawaiian!”

And beware of the latest Computer Viruses going around. Here are a few that relate to this thread:

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS v 1.0 - It runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.

Congressional Virus v 2.0 - Computer locks up, screen splits vertically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

Congressional Virus v 3.0 - Overdraws your disk space.

TODAYS CHALLENGE TO ALL MY FREEPER FRIENDS: - Create a Computer Virus for Obama.

[Lucky9teen]

And...now for some Bad Lip Reading Soundbites...

[Berlin_Freeper]

Der Superstar von Aerosmith

[Lucky9teen]

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Top 10 Greatest GOP Moments of 2011

Top 10 Obama Supporter WTF Moments

[Pan_Yan]

Top 5!

[ConservativeWarrior]

Obama Computer Virus - Reports that the operating system has failed to act, deletes it, and roots your machine.

[Lucky9teen]

And a special appreciation for subbing while I was away

[ConservativeWarrior]

Note - Deleting the Obama virus is considered a hate crime.

[NicknamedBob]

Here Mom:

“Wash this!”

[Lucky9teen]

And racist....

[Monkey Face]

TOP TEN!!!!

[Dr. Thorne]

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[Izzy Dunne]

bimp?

[Izzy Dunne]

bamp!

[Izzy Dunne]

Bomp-b-b-bomp-b-bomp-b-bomp-bomp!
Bomp-b-b-bomp-b-dang-a-dang-dang,
ding-a-dong-ding, blue moooooooooooon.

[Izzy Dunne]

And now, OFST RADIO is ON THE AIR!

Our first selection feels like the FIRST TIME: TINO !!!

[Izzy Dunne]

OFST RADIO proudly presents the KING of the TAVERNS - "LITTLE" DAVID WILKINS !!!

[Izzy Dunne]

OFST Radio presents something for those of you who just can't let go of the Christmas spirit - your fave and mine, COLONEL SANDERS!

[sockhead]

DID I READ THAT SIGN RIGHT?

TOILET OUT OF ORDER.
PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

IN A LAUNDROMAT
Automatic Washing Machines:
Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out

IN A MEMPHIS DEPARTMENT STORE
Bargain Basement Upstairs

IN AN OFFICE
Would The Person Who Took The Step Ladder Yesterday
Please Bring It Back Or Further Steps Will Be Taken

IN AN OFFICE
After Coffee Break Staff Should Empty The Coffee
Pot And Stand Upside Down On The Draining Board

OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP
We Exchange Anything - Bicycles, Washing Machines, Etc.
Why Not Bring Your Wife Along And Get A Wonderful Bargain?

NOTICE IN HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW
Closed Due To Illness

SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK
Elephants Please Stay In Your Car

SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE
For Anyone Who Has Children And Doesn’t Know It,
There Is A Day Care On The 1st Floor

NOTICE IN A FARMER’S FIELD
The Farmer Allows Walkers To Cross The Field For Free,
But The Bull Charges.

MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET
If You Cannot Read, This Leaflet
Will Tell You How To Get Lessons

ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR
We Can Repair Anything.
(Please Knock Hard On The Door - The Bell Doesn’t Work)

[Izzy Dunne]

Now, OFST Radio presents the experimental part of the show - get your pooch and a barrel, and JOIN IN !!!

[Izzy Dunne]

OFST Radio presents the tree-talking gospel stylings of GERALDINE and RICKY!