Mafia ? (Il zotto di pazzo)

[chrismac]

It might be connected with the strange goings on around here : Our car stolen, with $4000 of damage; Our neighbour's healthy rabbit dying unexpectedly; Our neighbour's letterbox being destroyed; Curious spam emails about las vegas; The odd curious phone call; Faeces being smeared on our church Car windows smashed and things taken at church - they now have patrols as a result Breakin at church and organ damaged. Mysterious deaths of stars, such as Heath Ledger, Brittany and her husband, Michael Jackson, David Carradine, and others : http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/05/24/what-killed-brittanys- husband.html http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/31103217/ns/today-entertainment/t/david- carradine-found-dead-thailand-hotel/

Connect the dots if you dare, to see the truth.

> If things escalate, as they're indicating, I suggest that pamphlets explaining > Cats infiltration of public office, and their networked saboteurs, be posted by > some in every letterbox, so raising up a public backlash against the Mafia. I > can't do this, but it seems a good way to alert the public to what the Mafia > are upto. Laser printers, for each one involved in the expose, can cope > with and distribute the load. They will suddenly find themselves very > unwelcome.

[Squidpup]

[abigailsmybaby]

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I’d go berserk
Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I’ve gone
Completely out of my mind

And they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa
They’re coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they’re coming to take me away ha haaa

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid, right?
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I’m utterly mad

And they’re coming to take me away ha haaa
They’re coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they’re coming to take me away ha haaa

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
They’ll find you yet and when they do
They’ll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt

And they’re coming to take me away ha haaa
They’re coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they’re coming to take me away ha haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they’re coming to take me away ha haaa!

[piytar]

Can someone please give me the bunny with a pancake on its head? Makes more sense than this...

[SunkenCiv]

I wonder if he called it “Grasshopper”?

[Marcella]

There is no way for me to know if this is a serious post. However, I have tested such people in a mental hospital who did think the mafia was after them. You might think this is more men than women, but it isn’t.

I recall one woman who thought this and she had led her small children into the woods to escape from the mafia. It was very sad. The children were saved and she was in the mental hospital.

If you look at the writing, it is disjointed without complete thoughts. I hope it was a jest and not the real thing.

[teenyelliott]

Holy cow.

[stilloftyhenight]

“Huh??????????????????”

Thank God it wasn’t just me. LOL I thought for a moment there that I lost it big time.

[stilloftyhenight]

That is one of the best comments I’ve ever read. Simply awesome.

[21twelve]

I knew a gal once that was like that (paranoid-schizophenic). Some crazy/interesting stories - but REALLY sad too when one thinks about it too much.

Perhaps why we would rather joke about it.

[Condor51]

Hello (.... hello ... hello)
Is there anybody in there?
Do you feel any pain?
Or just a little sick?

I think that you have become
... Comfortably Numb.

[Hot Tabasco]

Our neighbour's healthy rabbit dying unexpectedly

Don't forget the flocks of blackbirds suddenly dropping from the sky, DEAD before they even hit the ground.

And the stunning discovery this morning that Punxatawney Phil is actually a chipmunk......

[Hot Tabasco]

If you look at the posting history, this person stopped posting in 2009

Maybe he just got out of the state hospital.......a little premature it seems.

[commonguymd]

That’s some funny looney bin stuff. Couldn’t dream it up myself if I tried. Lmao.

[Arrowhead1952]

that was a most righteous zotting, don't you agree?"

Yup, I think it was higher than a kite when it wrote that.

[Hulka]

Thanks for the reality check. . .no pun intended.

This can be a serious situation, for sure.

[TheOldLady]

So long, chrismac (Posting History)

Hat Tip to Arrowhead1952, Old Sarge, and Darkwing104

Possibly hijacked account loses posting privileges - its real owner should petition for reinstatement




Sorry if you really have gone 'round the bend


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[Godzilla]

[Eaker]

How DARE you! It was a tragic macrame ACCIDENT!

The same thing has almost happened to Slim twice this month alone!

[arderkrag]

Zotta Nostra.

[Tijeras_Slim]

But it only went viral on Youtube once.