When : Always February 10th
Posted on 02/10/2012 4:59:55 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Goooooooood Morning Freepers......
Rise and shine and get on your silliness game face folks, it's gonna be a tough one out there today.
And to get ya'll in the mood, I'm spinning some tunes for ya. Here's a classic hit, that'll get you going.
And here's a a rockabilly remake, it's sure to get you singing along.
But wait, here's one, that'll be sure to make you giggle...
Now get on out there and get your silliness on. And while you do, you can pump it up to this...
And one more classic hit, to get you going....you just don't hear this great kind of music anymore.
When : Always February 10th
Umbrella Day is in honor of one of the world's most invaluable inventions. On a rainy, day, we are sure glad that someone was smart enough to invent it. It's also increasingly popular to use umbrellas to shade ourselves from harmful UV radiation, and the heat of the sun.
Umbrellas come in all sorts of sizes, colors, shapes, and, designs. Businesses and organizations use them for advertising. The smallest umbrellas fit inside a purse or glove compartment. Golf umbrellas are popular sizes. Then, there are lawn and beach umbrellas. There's one (or two) made just for you.
Celebrate Umbrella Day in a couple of ways. First, make sure your umbrella is handy. Second, use it, or walk around with it. If you don't have an umbrella, isn't it time to get one?
Good morning and thank you. It’s an umbrella day here:)
Why our schools weren’t asked to perform at half time
http://youtu.be/H401XP0K-aY
Ooops you already had it. My bad:)
In Texas there is a small town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population.
A local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher’s stock pond. The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: “Guten Morgen! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen.
“Which means: “Good Morning! Don’t drink the water. The cows poop in it.
The man shouted back: “I’m from New York, down here campaigning for Obama. I can’t understand you. Speak English!”
The rancher replied: “Use both hands.”
Umbrella silliness ping!!
My umbrella is clear and anyway I’d stay inside where it’s nice and dry and play on FR.
1.The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2.The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3.The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country, and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
5.The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country, if they could find the time — and if they didn’t have to leave Southern California to do it.
6.The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a poor job of it, thank you very much.
7.The New York Daily News is read by people who aren’t too sure who’s running the country and don’t really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
8.The New York Post is read by people who don’t care who is running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
9.The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.
10.The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren’t sure if there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.
11.The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
12.The Key West Citizen is read by people who have recently caught a fish and need something to wrap it in.
Hahahahahaha thanks for the laugh
See, makes sense!
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