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Bound, naked in a Subaru: Valentine's Day role-playing ends badly
LA Times ^
| 14 Feb 2012
| Kim Murphy
Posted on 02/15/2012 9:38:49 AM PST by Theoria
It was Valentine's Day in Portlandia -- should anyone have been upset about a little friendly bondage action in the back of a Subaru?
Well, yes. The Portland Police Bureau was plenty upset, and the lovers, identified as Nikolas Harbar, 31, and Stephanie Pelzner, 26, are under arrest on charges of disorderly conduct in the second degree.
Portland may be a city that has always prided itself on its eccentricities, but police said the red alert that went out when Pelzner was glimpsed bound and naked in the back of the car was a Valentine too far.
It began shortly after noon on Tuesday, when someone at the New Seasons Market in north Portland reported that they had seen a naked female with duct tape on her mouth tied up in the back of a blue Subaru Legacy.
The man driving the car had told the witness they "were just having some fun," police said in their report, but the woman in the back of the car "seemed hazy."
The witness phoned in the license plate to the car, and the search was on.
Authorities in Washington state were alerted, in case the car traveled north across the state line on Interstate 5. Portland police began combing the city's streets, while a patrol car zeroed in on the address where the car was registered.
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TOPICS: Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: portland; subaru; valentinesday
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To: VeniVidiVici
Absolutely gorgeous eyes.
To: Darksheare
Oregon?
*Ponders the meaning*
:-)
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posted on
02/15/2012 10:32:26 AM PST
by
Lakeshark
(NbIttoalbl,cRwIdtaa)
To: VeniVidiVici
Oh no ya had too, bracing for Laz impact.....
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posted on
02/15/2012 10:35:04 AM PST
by
taildragger
(( Palin / Mulally 2012 ))
To: trailhkr1
According to her Myspace acct she list herself as bisexual.More like "Trisexual", as in "If it's sexual, she'll 'tri' it."
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posted on
02/15/2012 10:37:28 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
To: Ratman83
'are under arrest on charges of disorderly conduct in the second degree'
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posted on
02/15/2012 10:42:16 AM PST
by
Theoria
(Rush Limbaugh: Ron Paul sounds like an Islamic terrorist)
To: Theoria
Police confirmed from Pelzner “that she was voluntarily bound and nude in the back of the Subaru,” it said.
Sigh. Just another of our valuable inalienable rights being taken away by Big Government.
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posted on
02/15/2012 10:45:43 AM PST
by
Cheburashka
(If life hands you lemons, government regulations will prevent you from making lemonade.)
To: Theoria
At least they were not in a Yugo.
They could have been killed by a produce truck while worrying about that backseat [rhymes with duck]....in a Yugo.
Apologies to Rush Limbaugh and Paul Shanklin....and the mods. :)
To: trailhkr1
All college-educated hipster bitches in Portland list themselves as bisexual. It’s the “in” thing to do.
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posted on
02/15/2012 10:49:33 AM PST
by
Rich21IE
To: garyb
Looks like Michelle Trachtenberg. Whoa! From a half a light year away perhaps.
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posted on
02/15/2012 10:50:15 AM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Do all He commands. Receive all He promises.)
To: trailhkr1
Absolutely gorgeous eyes. Roger that. I was going to say the same thing. Wow... those eyes are intoxicating.
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posted on
02/15/2012 10:51:02 AM PST
by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
To: jmacusa
I long for the touch of your lips dear/but more for the touch of your whips dear" The Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer!
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posted on
02/15/2012 10:52:43 AM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Do all He commands. Receive all He promises.)
To: Lakeshark; derllak; Borax Queen; null and void
Okay Derlly, fess up.
You inspired this one or instigated it in some way shape or form.
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posted on
02/15/2012 10:53:27 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Theoria
Subaru Legacy....
Subaru's ads is about love your car... but I doubt this will be an ad for them....
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posted on
02/15/2012 10:56:25 AM PST
by
ExCTCitizen
(If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
To: Theoria
Thanks, missed that. I think the police a streching to charge them.
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posted on
02/15/2012 10:59:47 AM PST
by
Ratman83
To: Darksheare
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posted on
02/15/2012 11:00:57 AM PST
by
null and void
(Day 1121 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
To: null and void
Parking brake..
Horn honking, wipers going.. that’s the mental image.
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posted on
02/15/2012 11:06:39 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: dfwgator
More like "Trisexual", as in "If it's sexual, she'll 'tri' it."I guy I know is bi-sexual; when he wants it, he buys it!
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posted on
02/15/2012 11:09:40 AM PST
by
JimRed
(Excising a cancer before it kills us waters the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
To: VeniVidiVici
Is that li’l Buffy, all grown up?
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posted on
02/15/2012 11:11:21 AM PST
by
JimRed
(Excising a cancer before it kills us waters the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
To: Theoria
Ok...here's an interesting find from The Seattle Times:
Mardi Gras returns to Pioneer Square
Stephanie Pelzner arrives to perform in the Fat Tuesday Seattle Erotic Ball in Pioneer Square.
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posted on
02/15/2012 11:12:09 AM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Do all He commands. Receive all He promises.)
To: Theoria
song from a few decades ago aired on Dr Demento
Making love in a Subaru, that’s what I wanna do with you
We can always feel around the steering wheel, there seems
to be so much that we can do
An alibi that I will not allow is when you tell me that you don’t know how
‘Cause it’s just like being in bed, all your clothing you
must shed—you can stick ‘em in the glovebox for now
Pigeons overhead flying high, hovering above us in the sky
Now I’m feeling ill at ease, oh my darling would you please
Close the sunroof, something just fell in my eye—yuck!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXYKVfoJ2Gs
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